Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or the Characters.
This is just a fun story I made up. Enjoy!
Jacob
Maybe I could go out today...I should go see a movie with Bella!
I grabbed the kitchen phone and diled the house number, "Hey, Bells. Why don't we see a movie?"
"Just as friends?"
I rolled my eyes, "Fine."
"Okay, can you pick me up?"
"Sure, I'll be there soon."
I was. I picked her up in my Rabbit and we drove off to Forks Cinema.
"So, what movie?" Bella asked.
"I don't know...we can just see what looks interresting."
"Okay...nothing too romantic. I'm trying to get over...Ed-Edwa...him. In baby steps."
"Got'cha." I replied.
We pulled up to see a large black building covered in posters. Love at First Glance, no. Baby Havoc, no way. Death Guns and Fire, definately not! The only movie left was something called New Moon. It looked decent...
We took our seats after buying popcorn and tickets.
Next thing we knew, there were girls jumping all over me, screaming, "Taylor Lautner!"
"Oh my god! Its Taylor!"
"Sign my Taylor Underwear!"
"Kristen, how was filming New Moon?"
"Will you marry me?"
"Kristen, is it nice kissing Rob and hugging Taylor?"
"What? What are you talking about?" Screamed Bella.
"Who is Taylor Lautner?" I asked the screaming girls. I enjoyed this in a way.
Before any of the girls stopped screaming, a rather buff security guard came in. He ordered the girls away to my convenience.
We settled to watch the movie in much confusion.
In the movie, a girl named Bella...Swan! Was left in the woods by her vampire boyfriend...How did these people know our lives? Bella goes to her best friend, Jacob Black...me! He helps her and puts her together. He slowly falls in love with her...and turns out to be a werewolf...me!
At that point we left, feeling really freaked out. What was going on? I grabbed Bella's hand and we ran to the Rabbit, never to go back again.
Not too funny, just sort of silly...hope you liked it!