Stupid Mortals
Chapter 1
By Silvyr Crowe
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Disclaimer: My brain is not available at the moment, so at the moment, I cannot possibly comprehend what a disclaimer is. Or what I just said. Or what the fanfic is about. All I know is that if anyone says I own Yu-Gi-Oh!, is that THEY'RE LYING!! So there *blows raspberry*
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*whisper whisper*
*whisper whisper*
"What was that?" Joey says to Tristan
*whisper whisper*
*whisper whisper*
"Okay, you gotta deal!" says Joey as he shakes Tristan's hand.
Scene: In Living Room
Yami is reading a book...little does he know that Joey and Tristan are behind him, Joey holding a foot-long ruler, Tristan holding a camera.
"Let's do this!" says Joey to Tristan.
Joey, who is wearing cargo pants, sticks the ruler into his pants, thus giving him a rather "humorous" appearance, and makes Tristan giggle like a first grade schoolgirl.
Yami hears this, and turns his head to the side....but sees nothing, and returns to his novel.
"Shaddup! You wanna get caught?" Joey says, slapping Tristan upside his head. Fortunately, this 'dynamic' duo have managed to avoid being caught by jumping behind the couch next to them.
"No" says Tristan.
"Then co'mon, lets get this started!"
Joey and Tristan stand up again, and Joey moves toward Yami.
"Watch 'dis.." says Joey as he brings his pants toward Yami, who is lying on the ground reading his novel, and pokes him in the back of the head with the ruler in his pants.
Yami quickly scratches the back of his head and gets back to reading his book.
Joey goes up to Tristan again.
*whisper whisper*
*whisper whisper*
"Ok" says Tristan as Joey moves up towards Yami again.
Joey proceeds to poke the ruler towards Yami's ear. this is then followed by a flash of light as Tristan takes a picture.
Yami now turns around, trying to find out what is happening.
"What in the name of Ra did that?!" says Yami as he scans the room, but to no prevail. He turns around and continues reading.
Again, Joey and Tristan have retreated to their hideout behind the couch.
"Okay, one more time." says Joey to Tristan.
They both get up, and joey then aims towards Yami's.....lower region.
Joey then jabs at Yami's anal opening, then giggles slightly as Tristan takes a picture.
Yami, feeling this, stands up, and looks for the culprit. He has a feeling that whoever is responsible for this is pretty near...
Joey and Tristan do not know this however, and are silently giggling like maniacs behind the couch.....only to be found by Yami.
Yami looks at Joey and Tristan. He notices that Joey has a bulging length in his pants, and that Tristan has a camera dangling..and that both are laughing insanely, and Joey is rubbing his pants(and you would too if you had a ruler rubbing against your genitalia).
"I do not even want to THINK of what you are doing..." Says Yami as he turns around and walks away.
Joey and Tristan take a second before their minute brains realize what he said, and comprehending this, are mixed with feeling of embarrassment, shock, and....well.....embarrassment. They then proceed to stand up walk off veery quickly..
"Knew that'd get them...stupid mortals." says Yami as he walks off in the opposite direction with a smirk on his face.
~End~
Chapter 1
By Silvyr Crowe
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Disclaimer: My brain is not available at the moment, so at the moment, I cannot possibly comprehend what a disclaimer is. Or what I just said. Or what the fanfic is about. All I know is that if anyone says I own Yu-Gi-Oh!, is that THEY'RE LYING!! So there *blows raspberry*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*whisper whisper*
*whisper whisper*
"What was that?" Joey says to Tristan
*whisper whisper*
*whisper whisper*
"Okay, you gotta deal!" says Joey as he shakes Tristan's hand.
Scene: In Living Room
Yami is reading a book...little does he know that Joey and Tristan are behind him, Joey holding a foot-long ruler, Tristan holding a camera.
"Let's do this!" says Joey to Tristan.
Joey, who is wearing cargo pants, sticks the ruler into his pants, thus giving him a rather "humorous" appearance, and makes Tristan giggle like a first grade schoolgirl.
Yami hears this, and turns his head to the side....but sees nothing, and returns to his novel.
"Shaddup! You wanna get caught?" Joey says, slapping Tristan upside his head. Fortunately, this 'dynamic' duo have managed to avoid being caught by jumping behind the couch next to them.
"No" says Tristan.
"Then co'mon, lets get this started!"
Joey and Tristan stand up again, and Joey moves toward Yami.
"Watch 'dis.." says Joey as he brings his pants toward Yami, who is lying on the ground reading his novel, and pokes him in the back of the head with the ruler in his pants.
Yami quickly scratches the back of his head and gets back to reading his book.
Joey goes up to Tristan again.
*whisper whisper*
*whisper whisper*
"Ok" says Tristan as Joey moves up towards Yami again.
Joey proceeds to poke the ruler towards Yami's ear. this is then followed by a flash of light as Tristan takes a picture.
Yami now turns around, trying to find out what is happening.
"What in the name of Ra did that?!" says Yami as he scans the room, but to no prevail. He turns around and continues reading.
Again, Joey and Tristan have retreated to their hideout behind the couch.
"Okay, one more time." says Joey to Tristan.
They both get up, and joey then aims towards Yami's.....lower region.
Joey then jabs at Yami's anal opening, then giggles slightly as Tristan takes a picture.
Yami, feeling this, stands up, and looks for the culprit. He has a feeling that whoever is responsible for this is pretty near...
Joey and Tristan do not know this however, and are silently giggling like maniacs behind the couch.....only to be found by Yami.
Yami looks at Joey and Tristan. He notices that Joey has a bulging length in his pants, and that Tristan has a camera dangling..and that both are laughing insanely, and Joey is rubbing his pants(and you would too if you had a ruler rubbing against your genitalia).
"I do not even want to THINK of what you are doing..." Says Yami as he turns around and walks away.
Joey and Tristan take a second before their minute brains realize what he said, and comprehending this, are mixed with feeling of embarrassment, shock, and....well.....embarrassment. They then proceed to stand up walk off veery quickly..
"Knew that'd get them...stupid mortals." says Yami as he walks off in the opposite direction with a smirk on his face.
~End~