Just something sute that makes me laugh. There is a town in Ohio spelled "Russia" But pernouced "Roo-she" So, in honor of this lil town, my lovely lil state never learned how to how Russia the country's name properly XD ENjoy!
Russia vs. Ohio
"Russia"
"Roo-she"
"Russia"
"Roo-she"
"No, no, silly little one." The tall male smiled "Russia"
"It's what I said…Roo-she…" Leather hands twitched. The tiny state sitting cross legged on the table had been calling the mighty power house know as Russia, Roo-she for the last hour. Mother Russia was not amused at all by this.
Alfred laughed scooping his tiny state up in one fell swoop. "Isn't he a laugh Russia! This one of my older states; Ohio!" Alfred cuddled the child for a few minutes. The state looked disgruntled, to Ivan, at being held by the American.
"Where's Iggy?" Ohio asked startling Russia who gave America a quizzical look.
Alfred rubbed the back of his head laughing "Ohio has sister states with Japan. He picks up Japan's nicknames sometimes." Ohio wiggled in Alfred's grasp. America frowned "Ohio what's wrong?"
"Don't want to talk to Roo-she anymore…" Ohio stated covering his nose. "Smells bad; like New York after a party…Or a cowpie."
"ZANE WRIGHT JONES!" Alfred shouted blushing and looking at Russia with a weak smile. "You apologize right now!"
"Not uh...Not gonna apologize to Roo-she…Sends Father Winter into my home. Makes it cold." Zane muttered bitterly before sneezing. Ohio blinked and looked back at the entrance "HENRY STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!" Ohio yelled struggling more in Alfred's grip. Lithuania quickly strutted over and relieved the struggling American of the child. Ohio peeked over Lithuania's shoulder, he stuck his tongue out at Russia "Bye, bye stinky Roo-she." Ohio muttered yawning.
Ivan watched the small puffs of steam come out of the states mouth. His anger overloaded his curiosity though; he looked at America who rubbed his head laughing nervously.
"Ohio is my little melancholy state; whenever he is sad he pokes at people to make them angry or annoyed." Alfred said looking down. "So you must excuse him…He recently lost his favorite toy." Russia's eye brows shot up into his hair line. Alfred laughed "Ohio is still a child, he's not as old as his my original thirteen." Alfred smiled looking over at Ohio who yawned in Ludwig's arms.
Ludwig stood there holding the child talking to Italy who was squishing the child's cheeks and squeezing when Zane buried his head further into Germany's jacket. Alfred smiled looking back at Russia. "You and Ohio might get along," Alfred said smiling weakly "He has trouble with his heart to; he has problems with the snow and his history…" Russia stopped listening to America; he watched as lanky male with dark locks walk up to Ludwig. The lanky male Russia knew very well, the boy was New York. Violet eyes watched as New York relieved Ludwig of the sleeping child. Alfred's obnoxious laughter broke the Russian from his trance. "Then again, Ohio is stubborn!" America laughed loudly as he slapped Russia on the back roughly.