I do not own Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. However, Willy Wonka owns me :3
I opened the door to Candyland and met Willy Wonka.
He stared at me like a hungry predator.
"Would you like a morsel of chocolate?" the man asked me. "Open your mouth and I'll feed it to you with my lips."
Weighing the outcomes, I thought for a minute.
"Yes, oh dear YES!" I exclaimed, opening my mouth wide. "Gimme all your candy!"
Willy licked his lips greedily. "But first, close your eyes. I am going to shove something big and juicy in!"
"Okies," I said, and then punched him in the face. "I'm an undercover cop. You're going away for a long, long time, Willy."
But first, let me have some fun…
The End~ (you can imagine the rest)