Kids, never take the opportuninty to daydream in History, because this is what becomes of it. But, if you do, don't watch an interesting movie beforehand.
Disclaimer: I, sadly, don't own the characters nor the movie. If I did, Pintel and Ragetti would get a LOT more screen time.
There once was a man named Jack. He had a friend named Elizabeth. Elizabeth, as she was known in Singapore, was the Crab Queen. She bred crabs and ate crabs and slept crabs and — you get the idea. If you don't, go to Singapore.
Now, one day, Elizabeth stopped by Jack's ship and dropped off some of her finest hermit crabs. Jack was very excited about his crabs, so he skipped around town and showed EVERYONE he passed his new crabs. Then, being such a brilliant, dashing, smart, clever — you get the idea – man that he was, decided to show his bestest friend in the whole square world, Will (eunuch) his crabs.
He burst into the blacksmith and shouted at the top of his lungs,
"Look Will! Elizabeth gave me crabs!" and dashed off to tell someone else.
Let me just say that I'm sorry to those who caught the innuendo there.. I should have never been put through sex ed.. Anyways! Reviews and comments welcome.