WELL THIS IS A SHORT KUNG FU PANDA STORY TO GIVE ME SOME TIME ITS SO FUNNY I COULD BARELY STOP LAUGHING XD
*2 months after Shen's defeat*
shifu comes to his students with a green box"students"he said. his students came to him"yes master?" they all said except one."where is that panda?...*he hears snoring as he walks into the pandas room*...PANDA!"he yelled.
po wakes up and shifu's eyes widened and viper,mantis,monkey and crane start chuckling"what?"said po. someone drawed on his face with black marker he has a uni-brow,a mustache, girl eyelashes and breast shapes on his chest. tigress walks over"hay guys whats going onnnnnnnn* as she sees po*" po walks up to her"tigress why are they laughing?"he said. tigress trys to hold it in but chuckles a little and runs out of the room. *mantis puts up a mirror in po's face*"maybe this is will tell you why" as he chuckle."AHHHHHHHH what...the hell"he said. mantis and monkey both laugh and rolled on the floor. then they all hear a bell, tigress comes in the room fast"croc bandits" she said. then shifu picks up the green box"well its a good time to use these" he opens it, it shows cool kung fu clothes. "cool" said po as he smiles and jumps around like a ballerina."dammit po your not a ballerina"said crane. "anyway,i want you all to try them on"said shifu. "um...no thx master shifu i will consider wearing my old clothes"said tigress. "um are you sure tigress your pants look like they are going to rip soon"said viper."i will give you 20 cookies if she will rip them"whisper monkey to mantis"your on"said mantis."lets try them on" said po.
*1 min later(wow)*
po comes out with a kung fu shirt black and golden with a dragon symbol,and black and golden pants then monkey giggled while using pink marker to write"PINK" on the back of po's pants. but none of the others came out with new clothes"guys why not you wearing these?"said po."we-"but they all didn't get to finish cause they had to go."take everything"said fung the leader of the croc bandits. then tigress jumped roof to roof and does a flip kick at fung"ow..darn it"said fung. tigress pants ripped a little and fung saw the advantage"aww does the kitty witty want her yarn"said fung."WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!"she stomps and she makes a little hole and her pants ripped a little again."you herd me a big...kitty... Witt-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"as she runs at him in full speed and does a flip kick,punch then the back of her pants was ripped. she starts to blush"dammit"she whispers as she ran back to the jade rest of the gang went to see what was wrong they went to tigress door and see her with no pants on cause she was sowing them back together."ummm" she cowered her panties cause she had Justin bebeir panties as she blushed. monkey's mouth dropped down, as in his hands 20 cookies and gave it to mantis"yes"said mantis.
"so...*everyone looks at po*...when do we eat?"said po.
*everything went black*
*po starts dancing with pink clothes and shaking his butt to the beat while singing it:"don't you wish you girlfriend was hot like me, don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?.. don't sha?*as he slaps his butt*"PO"yelled tigress."oops sorry" he said as he came running out of the room.