Dude, You're In The Wrong Place

by Corgidog88

In a time travel gone wrong.... Austin Powers is transported to Middle- Earth! Features the characters from Lord Of The Stud!

Dude, You're In The Wrong Place

Disclaimer: I don't own Austin Powers or Lord of The Stud, I mean, Rings. I am just a hopeful bystander, blissfully unaware that LOTR is on crack!

(Using the characters in Lord Of The Stud!!!!!)

Austin Powers was watching LOTR on TV. "Man, that hobbit-y look does nothing for Elijah Wood," he said, while eating a deliciously tempting ALMOND JOY. "Almond Joys really hit the spot," he said. The people behind the camera frowned. "Austin, you're not doing a commercial for Almond Joy….. anymore," the director said. "Oh," Austin said.

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"Arrogant, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legless shouted. "What????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Arrogant said. He was wearing a black lace G- string. "Richard Simmons is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legless shouted in his face.

"DON'T SHOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Arrogant shouted.

"WHAT??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legless shouted back.

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Arrogant yelled.

"WOULD YOU QUIET DOWN, I'M TRYING TO GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pogo yelled at the two.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they chorused.

So, you can see where this one is going………….. in the trash.