Herro~ yep it's me again! God I need to stop doing this... But here is some More cracktastic crack! Yeah~ hope you enjoy!
Romano was walking down the street, eating tomatoes, when five ginormous snails came over and hit him with a pillow.
"Ah! What the hell!" he screamed at the snail.
"WE ARE FRENCH SNAILS!" then they ran away. Very slowly.
Romano stood in shock for a while but shook it off and continued walking.
What he did not expect to see was a walrus eating a banana in his way.
"Hey! You big fat stupid... Thing! Move your ass!" The walrus just sat there.
"MOVE!"
The walrus slowly turned his head to the small Italian and staired into his soul...
"I'm sexy and I know it!" the walrus said and started pelvic thrusting the air and making"sexy" faces.
Romano had the classic "WTF" look. "...no. Your not sexy."
"what?"
"your not sexy."
The walrus had a rage face and flipped a table. "Fuck you man! I'm as fabulous as Poland!"
The the walrus flew in the sky.
Romano shook his head and walked on.
He arrived to his destination. Spain's house of course! He walked inside and slammed the door shut.
Romano found Spain on his laptop talking on the phone and completely naked aside from the fact he was still wearing socks.
"Hola Lovi~! What's new?"
"Strange shit happens in Spain..."
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