(Some time after Lion king 2)
It was a refular day in the Pridelands
Timon and Pumbaa were out looking for bugs
Vitani was out hunting
Simba and Nala were teaching Kovu and Kiara how to rule over the kingdom when their reings came to and end
The other lionesses were going about their saily lives
And Zazu was out doing his morning reports, talking to the other animals in the Pridelands and keeping piece between them all.
"Whew," Zazu said and he sat upon a log, catching his breath. "Those rhinos, I swear they're even worse than hyenas. Well at least those slobbering mangey..."
Just then a shadow fell over over the little bird
"Hmmm," Zazu said turing around wondering who was behind him "Excuse me but I'm trying to get some...AH!"
As it turns out the person who was listening to Zazu talk was none other than Shenzi
"Well if it isn't the lions little stooge?" Shenzi said
"You! But how?" Zazu said confussed
"News travels fast, we heard Zira died and decided to come back home." Shenzi said "And personally. I missed all the great food these lands had,"
Shenzi grinned, showing her teeth
Zazu tried to fly away, yet the hyena caught him before he could take off
"I wonder if an old bird like you still tastes good?" Shenzi said opening her mouth and swallowing him whole
"Mmmm, yep. Very tasty," Shenzi said rubbing her belly
"Let me out of here at once ma'dam!" Zazu demanded
"Don't worry," Shenzi said laughed "You'll get out, in a few hours,"
"Oh you tink that's funny? Zazu said "Well what about this?"
Just then Zazu unleashed his feather onto the walls of Shenzis belly. Tickling the hyena from the inside
"Hahahaha!" Shenzi laughed as her torment went on
"Free me or I tickle you more!" Zazu comanded
Shenzi punched her stomach
"Ouch!" Zazu said feeling the blow
"Never!" Shenzi said as she went back to the Outlands
All the while the litle blue bird tickling her more
"Whew we got the jackpot Ed!" Banzai said as he and his friend pulled the dead zebra into the Outlands
Ed said something
"Ya I wonder how Shenzi's hunt went to Ed," Banzai said
"Hahahahaha," Shenzi said coming into the Outlands
"Hi Shenzi," Banzai said "What's so funny?"
"Break...Hahaha...fast," Shenzi half said half laughed
"Huh?" Banzai said
"I hahaha ate hahaha a bird hahaha and he's hahaha tickling me hahaha in my gut hahahahahahaha." Shenzi managed to say
Banzai and Ed found Shenzis perdicament funny and laughed to
"It's hahaha not hahaha funny!" Shenzi said
"Don't worry Shenzi I'll help you out," Banzai said "Just go to the river and drink a lot of water,"
Banzai took her to the river that seperated the Pridelands and Outlands. And Shenzi drank up
"I just had a bath!" Zazu said
"Had enough bird?" Banzai said to her stomach
"I haven't even began to fight!" Zzu said now pecking Shenzi's belly with his beak
"Ow! Ouch! Yeow!" Shenzi said feeling every peck
"It's torture! Ow!"
Ed said something
"Good idea Ed," Banzai said
"Ouch!" Shenzi said in pain again
Ed got beind her, wrapped his arms around her tummy. And did the heimlich maneuver
Shenzi coughed and gagged, until finally, she hacked up Zazu
"Ew I'm covered in barf and spit," Zazu said
Shenzi walked over to Zazu
"This whole thing. Never happened," Shenzi said
"Agreed," Zazu said
With that Zazu left and Shenzi ate some of the zebra Banzai and Ed got
Sometime later in the Pridelands
"Whew Pumbba was the the bug brunch of a lifetime of what?" Timon said
"It sure was," Pumbaa said
"Do you two have any worms by chanse?" Zazu said flying down to the warthog and merrkat
"Whoa!" Timon said holding his nose "What's that smell?"
It's worse than when I have gas," Pumbaa said. His eyes watering
"On my," Zazu said forgetting to wash off from his little visit inside Shenzi
"Where did you go Zazu?" Timon asked
"You don't want to know," Zazu said
The End
