Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from "The Patriot". However, Mary, Peter, Edward, Thomas, and Braden are mine.

Bordon and Peter

Bordon- (to some random girl) Hey, you're hot!

Girl- I'm married.

Bordon- Dammit! Every time!

Peter- (to same girl) Hey, you're hot!

Girl- I'm married.

Peter- So? It's called an affair.

Girl- Well.. He is away…

Bordon- Hey! That's the same girl!

Peter- Sorry Captain. It's the Tavington charm.

Bordon- (In a flat voice) So it would seem… God, I'm surrounded by Tavingtons!

Peter- (shrugs) Sorry man.

Bordon- It has always been that way. Even with the colonel…he always got the girls!

Mary-Oh really?

Will- Darling, I see no one but you.

(they kiss)

Bordon- Oh please, the girls still love you!

Mary- Oh?

Will- Darling, I see no only you.

Bordon- Get a room.

Peter- Go Willy, go Willy, Hoot Hoot!

Will- Oh Peter, do shut up!

Peter- What?! It's true!

Mary- William…

Will- Honestly Hon, didn't I prove it well enough last night?

Mary- Hmm… I suppose you're right.

Bordon- Get a bloody room!