Author's note: I wanted to have two clone armies encounter each other, hence the Sontaran invasion of the Star Wars galaxy. In Doctor Who, we only see Vastra and her gang encountering the Eleventh Doctor, but there's no evidence to suggest that she hasn't met other Doctors, and since she knows about regeneration, it's quite probable that she has encountered, or at least is open to the possibility of, different incarnations, explaining how she and Jenny recognize him without any difficulties in this story. That being said, thanks very much for reading this, and on with the story!
Oh, and sadly, I don't own any characters, planets, objects, etc. Everything's the property of Lucasfilm and the Beeb.
Prologue
The Doctor leaned over the console, wiping it with a rag.
"There you go, old girl," he murmured. "All nice and shiny again."
She hummed her appreciation. After a recent adventure on Thoros Omega, the console had gotten a little smudged after he'd used her to tear apart a time loop. Just then, there was a beeping. The Doctor hurried around the console to the scanner screen, leaning in to peer closely at it.
"What!" he exclaimed, pressing a couple of buttons. An image popped up on the screen of a fleet of spherical ships shooting through space. This was no small battle group: This was an invasion fleet.
"Oh, no you don't!" the Doctor exclaimed. "Let's see where you're headed to." He used the TARDIS's advanced technology to hack into the Sontaran battle computers and find out their intended destination, running his hand through his already-spiky hair as she ran through their files.
"Okay, okay, come on…Oh, not that galaxy! Which planet?" he asked. The result popped up on the smaller screen.
"Oh, great. This is really very not good indeed. I could use a little help on this one," he said, and started rushing around the console. The TARDIS landed with it's familiar bump, and the Doctor ran down to the doors, flung one open, and leapt outside-only to run straight into a tree. He bounced back and fell on his rear between the TARDIS and the tree.
"Thanks, dear," he grumbled, closing the doors. "You just had to land right in front of a tree."
The ship didn't reply, and he got to his feet, brushed off his jacket, and straightened his tie.
"Doctor!" called a voice. He spun around to see Jenny standing nearby, her arms crossed. She smiled, and he grinned back.
"Jenny!" he said happily, and hugged her.
"Hi, Doctor," she said. "D'you need us for something?"
"Yep, actually," he said. "Can we get a cuppa first, though?"
"Sure, this way," she replied. "Try not to run into any more trees, though."
He glared, but she laughed, and, after a few seconds, he did too.
"Lead on, Jenny," he smiled.
Seven minutes later, the last of the Time Lords was sitting down to take tea with a Victorian assassin, her Silurian wife, and a Sontaran nurse.
"I see you've regenerated, Doctor," Vastra commented. "I like the face, it is rather…cute."
The Doctor coughed and took a sip of his tea.
"So how's Clara?" asked Jenny.
"Clara?" he asked, running through nearly a millennium of memories.
"Ah, you haven't met her yet, then. Spoilers," Vastra smiled. He looked at her in confusion.
"It's something you will say more often in the future. Or the past."
"Oh, is it that River woman?" he groaned, leaning back in his chair.
Vastra smiled and winked at Jenny.
"Sorry, Doctor, but that's confidential for now."
"So what do you need us for, Doctor?" Jenny asked.
"Well, the thing is, I was in the TARDIS, and she picked up a Sontaran war fleet heading for a galaxy I rather like, so I was wondering if I could borrow Strax."
"Certainly, Doctor," said the nurse. "I shall be delighted to accompany you. And don't sit
like that, it's bad for your spine."
"Okeydoke," the Doctor said. He swigged another gulp of tea, put the cup down on the table, jumped up, and grabbed his coat, which had been hanging on the back of his chair. "Come on, Strax!" he called, shrugging into it. "Bye Jenny and Vastra, see you later, thanks for the tea!"
And with that he was running out of the room. Strax saluted the two females, then hurried to grab his armor and blaster from where he'd stored them and followed the Doctor.
"Where to, Doctor?" he asked, as the Time Lord spun around the central console.
"Kamino."
Sorry, no Star Wars characters yet, but I promise there will be in the next chapter, which will be up soon. Please review! Constructive criticism (but not flames) are welcome. :)