Closet Girl and Closet Guy live in the closet of Gilbert Shenpozzlewangbong. One day, you walked in and you see a mysterious closet.
All of Gilbert's clothes were on the floor. You wonder, what's in the closet?
You go near the closet and suddenly...
"DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
You turned around and saw Gilbert, very mad. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Then you say, "I thought we had something! And now you're hiding secrets from me!"
"There's nothing there! JUST GET OUT!"
"Okay, then. We're over! Goodbye, Gilbert. We are never, ever, EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!"
You leave, and Gilbert says, "Visit me anytime you want."
You say, "WHATEVER!"
Gilbert opens the closet and finds...
Since you were very curious, you go to Gilbert's room in the middle of the night, and you find Gilbert sleeping. You sneak up to his closet and you open it. And you found...
CLOSET GIRL/CLOSET GUY
They were making out.
You were wondering, Gilbert never did that to me! :(
Then you asked them, "Are you guys in a relationship?"
They say, "ook"
You ask, "Can you talk?"
And they say, "ssssshhhhhhenponkydonglebingbong"
And you say, "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE INTO THAT BAND, TOO?!"
They say, "ftw"
"Don't you curse at me!" And you tried to strangle them. But they got out of the closet and they start running for their lives.
You say, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tell me more about the band! DID YOU MEET THEM?! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! DONT LEAVE ME HERE!" but it was too late. They already jumped out the window.
You think to yourself, They didn't even have any clothes on!
So, since you're afraid of getting in trouble, you run away to your house.
The next day, Gilbert gets up and sees that Closet Girl and Closet Guy were missing. So he went looking for them, and he found them eating a guanabana.
Then he saw them eating a goji. He said, "Why'd you leave the house?!"
The Closet People said, "HUEHUEHUEhuHEUHuehUHEUhueHEUHEUe" and they run off.
Gilbert says, 'DON'T GO! I NEED YOU! YOU'RE MY FRIENDS! YOU'RE MY GREATEST CREATION! AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON!"
Where did they go? What will they do? Where will they get their clothes?