Brown 6
How I Met your Mother & That's so Raven Crossover
Scene 1: Kids 1 introduction
TED: Kids! This is the story of how I met your Mother
Scene 2: Mclarance Bar
BARNEY: TED TED TED! Hot blonde 5:00. Here I'll introduce you
TED: Barney seriously we're supposed to be waiting for Lily, Marshall, and Robin
BARNEY: Ya see Ted… This is why you're not getting laid. You have to shoot your shot when the time comes.
SCENE 3: Marshall and Lily
[Lily and Marshall walk in]
LILY: Seriously Marshall you couldn't even hold the fucking door open for me… some fiance you are!
MARSHALL: See this is exactly why we aren't married
LILY: Yeah because your dumb ass doesnt know how to treat your Fiance.
MARSHALL: Yeah well maybe if you weren't so damn crazy we could actually get along for once
TED: woah woah woah! Marshall Lily here are your drinks can we just sit down and relax please
BARNEY: Gosh do those two ever stop arguing… clearly neither of them are getting laid enough
TED: seriously Barney that's just inappropriate
LILY: [From a distance] IT'S TRUE!
Scene 4: Robin
[Robin walks in]
ROBIN: Hey guys! How's everyone doing. I just got back from the News Station and it was amazing my boss absolutely loves me and he just couldn't stop talking about me to everyone on the set and….
TED: Robin do you ever shut the hell up? No one cares to hear about you every two seconds
ROBIN: Oh really Ted that's not what you were saying when you would confess your love for me
TED: yeah and lemme tell ya that was the biggest mistake of my life wasting time with your ass
BARNEY: Okay clearly everyone at this table needs to get laid… I mean except for me I just got some this morning and will be getting more in about 2 hours and 24 minutes.
LILY: Must be nice.
MARSHALL: Bitch.
SCENE 5: Love at first sight
[Raven walks in]
TED: Who is that…..
BARNEY: TED TED! We can go up to her play it cool and play a game I like to call…. "Haaaaave you met Ted"
TED: No Barney no
BARNEY: Ted this is exactly what I mean you are never going to get laid.
[Robin gives Ted and Barney a disgusted look]
ROBIN: She's not even all that… I've seen better
TED: Robin shut up… Barney look at her you can't just approach a girl like that you have to have a game plan.
[Robin rolls her eyes]
BARNEY: You're right... here I'll just be straight up and tell her you need to get laid!
TED: BARNEY! *Ted pushes Barney off of the booth"
SCENE 5: RAVEN
TED: Hi…. "stares at Raven"
RAVEN: Hello...
*Ted continues to stare at Raven*
RAVEN: ummm… is there something I can help you with or were you just going to keep staring at me
TED: Hi yeah no ummm my name is Ted. I come her a lot and I've never seen you before.
RAVEN: Yeah I actually just move here a month ago from San Francisco, California I live right upstairs and figured I've been meaning to come check out the bar down here
TED: OH COOL! I actually live right upstairs too. Mclarance is kind of a hangout for my friends and I. There right over there.
[Marshall, Lily, Robin all look over and wave]
[Barney gets up off of the ground and flips off Ted]
TED: That's Barney I have no idea how he ended up on the ground but why don't you come over and meet everyone!
RAVEN: Sure why not! I'm new to New York so I might as well meet some people.
SCENE 6: RAVEN MEETS THE GANG
[Ted and Raven walk over to the table that Marshall, Lily, Robin, and Barney are sitting at]
TED: You guys this is Raven… Raven that's Marshall, Lily, Robin, and Barney.
[Ted pulls up a chair at the edge of the booth for Raven to sit]
RAVEN: Hey Y'all!
ROBIN: So like… who are you?
TED: Robin don't be such a bitch huh? And if you recall I just introduced her
[Robin rolls her eyes and begins to stare at Raven]
LILY: Hi Raven it's very nice to meet you as Ted said my name is Lily and this is my fiance Marshall
RAVEN: Very nice to meet you guys
BARNEY: HA! Yeah just give it a couple more minutes all they do is fucking argue mostly because Lily never gets laid
[Raven shoots Barney a surprised and disgusted look]
MARSHALL: Ya know Barney I would really appreciate it if you didn't make comments about me and Lily's sex life to people we just meet or at all…. Thanks
LILY: it's not like he's lying
[Robin still staring viciously at Raven]
ROBIN: So Raven… what brings you here?
RAVEN: I actually got offered a job here as a news anchor for Metro News 1
ROBIN: EXCUSE ME!
RAVEN: ummm i'm sorry?
[Raven looks at Robin confused]
ROBIN: I'M THE NEWS ANCHOR FOR METRO NEWS 1 [Robin yells with an annoyed tone]
BARNEY: hahahaha.. This just got really interesting
TED: Fuck….
RAVEN: Well…. Um this has been interesting Ted I will catch up with you later?
TED: Yes of course!
[Raven exits the bar]
SCENE 7: ROBIN AND TED
[Marshall, Lily, and Barney all look at each other in shock]
ROBIN: Finally! I thought she'd never leave
TED: Robin may I have a word with you please?
ROBIN: ummm Ted our friends are here can we just enjoy everyone company please?
[Marshall, Lily, and Barney continue to look at each other in silence]
BARNEY: actually I just spotted a hot blonde waking past right outside the bar…. Soooo catch ya guys later!
[Barney storms out of the bar]
LILY: Oh! Marshall honey we have to go water that plant!
MARSHALL: Oh yes! That's right we have to go now!
[Lily and Marshall storm out of the bar]
[Ted angrily stares at Robin]
[Robin smiles at Ted]
TED: Are you fucking serious Robin what is your problem?
ROBIN: Woahhhh Ted. What are you talking about?
TED: You always have some type of problem with every woman I introduce to the gang and I have never said anything before but I am tired of it! I have confessed the feelings that I used to have for you before and you turned me down and I moved on so stop trying to ruin my potential fucking relationships by acting like a self-centered conceited bitch!
ROBIN: Ted I….
TED: NO ROBIN! I am tired of it get over yourself!
[Ted talks angrily walks out of the bar]