I accidentally erased the second chapter of You're What? off my computer. So it'll be a while until I publish the second chapter. ;-;I'm so sorry. But thank you to everyone who favorited/followed that story! It means so much. In the meantime, have a one-shot!

Chat Noir ran across the roofs after Ladybug. She was sobbing, and he wanted to know why. Finally he caught up to her on the edge of a roof- the roof of his house, in fact.

"Ladybug… What- what's wrong?" He asked. Ladybug glared at him through thick tears.

"Both Alya and Nino said I should tell him… I've loved him for forever! And it turns out he likes someone else… Me! Ladybug me! He has a crush on Ladybug me, not Marin-" Ladybug caught herself. "civilian me." She sobbed and sat down hard on the roof, wailing.

Chat gasped. Marinette had told him she liked him, earlier today. And he'd said he couldn't return her feelings because- and that's when he'd confessed his massive crush on Ladybug. Could Marinette be… Ladybug?. Without thinking, Chat Noir jumped off the roof of his house, hoping to sustain massive injuries.

Ladybug stopped crying long enough to see Chat Noir jump. Shocked, she ran to the edge of the roof and hooked her yoyo around Chat's waist, hauling him back up on the roof.

But this didn't stop Chat. He activated Cataclysm and pressed his hand to his face, drawing blood. Lots of blood. In pain, he fell to the ground and went unconscious.

Ladybug stared at him. Why- why was her kitty hurting himself like this? She recalled the vow that Chat Noir constantly recited to her. "I will always, always be there to defend you against anything and everything that hurts you."

She'd thought he was joking.

Was Adrien Chat? Her precious, devoted kitty… Adrien? The boy who'd stolen her heart and then broken it? He…

Chat's costume burned off and a black kwami flew out of his ring. Now it was Adrien who lay there unconscious. Not knowing what to say or think, Ladybug rested his head in her lap and stroked his blood-stained curls.

"Geez. He really is hopeless." Adrien's kwami floated next to Ladybug's head. "And tiring, too. I want camembert. I'm Plagg. Y'know, the boy really is devoted to you. He's always on the Ladyblog or whatever, obsessing over you."

"Really?" Ladybug was actually quite shocked. She turned back into Marinette and looked at Adrien who was starting to stir. He opened his eyes, and saw Marinette looking down at him. Tears started to stream down his face.

"I'm sorry. I-" Adrien cried. Marinette put a finger to his lips, hushing him.

"Silly kitty. My silly, precious kitty. You ever thought I wouldn't forgive you?" Marinette smiled, hugging Adrien to her.

"What?" Adrien was confused.

"Stupid Chat. I never stopped loving you. I'll always love you, kitty." Marinette laughed at him. "Let's get you to a hospital."

*sniffles* This is really short, but it took ages to write. Please review. ~Lark :D