It was a dark and stormy night. The house was abandoned and creaky. A boy and his best girlfriend were driving by when the car broke down suddenly. The wheels kept turning, taking the two further down the desolate road. A tree was struck by lightning and burst into flames. Stopping just short of the wall of flame, the friends quickly exited the car and took cover in the trees. The two friends settled on the beach next to the lake. The water was warm and the two went for a swim. While they were swimming they heard a sudden snap of a twig. They gathered their clothes and headed in the opposite direction, taking refuge in the house. They heard a door upstairs creak and slam, causing them to jump. Fumbling in his pocket, Jeff pulled out a lighter and headed upstairs to investigate. Ariel pulled out her phone and tried to dial for help, but there was no service. Suddenly, a hand went over her eyes and mouth and pulled her, kicking and screaming, to the basement. She elbowed the stranger in the ribs, and he let go, and she made a run for it. Hearing Ariel scream, Jeff high-tailed it to her side. He found her crying under the stairs. Ariel latched on to Jeff's side and the two ran out of the backdoor and into a cornfield. They settled on the far end of the field to catch their breather, when they heart a rustle in the stalks. Out popped a four-wheeler with a sexy cowboy driving. "Need a life?" The friends said "Yes!" Together the trio headed to the nearest town, 10 miles away. The friends headed towards the nearest diner, and grabbed two burgers with French fires and chocolate milk shakes. Suddenly, all the lights went out. A waitress screamed and dropped a tray of food. Two men in black ski masks came through the door, guns held high with knives taped to the barrel. Ariel said "Those are some ghetto guns." "Tru dat sister yo!" Jeff laughed. One man quickly turned and shot Jeff in the thigh. Ariel screamed in terror. The other man shot her as well. "No, leave her alone, please I beg you! I love her! Shoot me instead!" Jeff screamed. "Shut Up!" You're not Cassie!" The leader yelled. Ariel and Jeff just stared at him. Then Chuck Norris busted through the door and squeezed the bad guys head in between his thighs. "Can't…breathe…!" the bad guys said. "Good" the cowboy said, then the heads exploded! Blood splattered everywhere, along with brain chunks! "Hammer Time!" the diner owner yelled, brandishing Mjölnir. "I am Thor!" then all hell broke loose. Lightning flashed through the whole restaurant, giving everyone staticy, electrocuted hair. Then everyone went around town sticking balloons to their hair. And shocking everyone! "This isn't Mordor." A little furry man complained, looking at the mess of a town. "Luke, I am you're Father!" Darth Vader exclaimed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Luke cried. "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, let's go!" the white ranger cried! "White Ranger kicks butt! Go Tommy!" Kourtney cried. "C'mon vamanos! Every body let's go!" said Dora. "Get back to work!" Josh yelled. "This street needs swept!" Chance ordered. Then everyone cleaned.
The End