In Another World

By Elssa and a good friend

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In another world, another dimension, there was once a guy called Edward Cullen. He had no friends. Why, you may ask? Because of his super nerdy nerdiness! He was in love with a random girl who he first met today. But of course she doesn't notice him because of his super nerdy nerdiness.

This girl was called Bella. She was the star of the TAFNPF – Too Aggressive For Nerdy People Football. Once she had kicked the ball so high that when the ball flew down, so did a poor wild duck. But when she arrived at her new home, a random place called Sporks ("FORKS BELLA FORKS!" screams her dad) the STUPID SCHOOL DIDN'T HAVE ANY TAFNPF!!!

HOW COULD SHE SURVIVE???

HOW WOULD SHE CONTROL HER UNCONTROLLABLE ANGER NOW???
Eventually she found a new hobby to let out her controlled uncontrollable anger.

Nerd Soccer.

You roll the nerd up into a ball (this tends to be verrrry easy as she found out, as their spines are so weak), you throw them in the air, then…

Well, you can imagine the rest.

So it was with no surprise that Edward and Bella would meet soon. Edward's heart was filled with joy and happiness and love until of course Bella saw him.

Poor Edward. Being kicked in the you-know-where across the soccer field and basketball courts and tennis courts was quite the party pooper. However, his heart was still filled with love and happiness and mushiness and yeah. No matter how far he sailed, no matter how many poor wild ducks were smished, his heart was still full of the glorious 1 m radius he had been within his one true love. Then he died.

Then he became a vampire. And the rest is history.

AN/

Ah yes. Yet another retarded story from us.

Well……….

Sugar is tasty.

Anyway, obviously this story isn't for the hardcore Twilight fans.

So, knowing this, say whatever you want in your reviews.

But review! The more flames we get, the more people will want to read this, because there seems to be a lot of reviews!

So when you flame us, you get us more readers! Aaaah the sweet taste of irony…

Anyway, constructive criticism would help :D

Hope you guys enjoyed reading!

From Vat of Crack and a good friend