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The Iron Fist of Haruhi Suzumiya
(Suzumiya Haruhi no Tekken)
I also do not own the ff.: Oddbodz
There is this person who wants to know more about aliens—and BTW who the hell is that!?
It's Haruhi Suzumiya!
"I wonder why there is weird stuff that invades the normal… hmm…"
Martin Mystery is writing an essay while he analyzes his own experiment for the composition of RRRROYAL jelly.
Martin hates to write an essay very much except if that would be a story made by himself. He really wants to quit doing his task since he wanted to fool around again with his dear stepsister. He also hates to experiment things except if he can only use his watch. Oh, well...
"Shucks! I think this stupid experiment is boring," says Martin.
Martin hates Chemistry—so much that he wanted to quit. Or maybe he wanted to cut classes, that's all…
Until one day, a very young girl accelerated in his batch.
"WTF Martin—i-it-it's… it's…"
"Now who is it this time!?" asked Martin.
"It's the star girl!" said the gang.
"No, it is the star girl, you idiots! It's…," said Martin.
The gang was surprised when they saw a silhouette of a girl with this signature "ribbon-invaded" headband.
"NO! That's a shadow, you creep!" said Martin.
The guys gushed together when they saw…
"It's Suzumiya Haruhi!" the boys said altogether like a chorus.
"Yeah right," said Martin.
"Hello guys, I'm Haruhi Suzumiya and I love aliens!"
The boys murmured and wondered why the heck should Haruhi love aliens.
"Hey, I'm Martin Mystery, nice to meet you," Martin smirked.
Haruhi pointed to Martin and said, "Are you the guy who solves for weird phenomena!?"
Martin said, "OMG, no!!!"
"Well, then," said Haruhi. "I think you should come with me!"
"No, wait!" said Martin.
"You're coming with me, Martin," said Haruhi, pulling the blond guy.
After Haruhi pulled Martin to a certain place, she went to her own club, the SOS Brigade.
"Here we go!" said Haruhi.
Martin entered the room as he was being pulled. After that, he was pushed to his seat.
"OMG, WTF!?" said Martin. "I think this is a very BAD idea of pushing me through my seat! How dare that brat did that to me!?"
"Take your seat, my Prince Charming," said Haruhi.
"How dare she call me her 'Prince Charming'?" Martin wondered.
Martin took his own seat and listened to Haruhi.
"Okay, guys!" said Haruhi. "Today is the day when we make lots and lots of stories and lies about the REAL, normal world! Our special guests for today are the Oddbodz!"
"This is so lame. How could a girl like her mock me off like hmm…," said Martin.
The next day…
It was another day for Martin to move on with his life as a detective… however, M.O.M. is calling him again.
"M.O.M.!?" asked Martin.
"Okay, you have a special assignment with Diana and Java. I think this is related to an heiress fan," M.O.M. said suspiciously.
"What should be your reason—I mean what is the purpose of this mission!?" asked Martin.
"She was kidnapped by this girl who has a very signature headband and wears this stupid bunny outfit that is just like hmm… yeah a stripper," said M.O.M.
"Where could I find her!?" asked Martin.
"Hmm… I think in your new school, sorry to say that," said M.O.M.
"I'll be right there!" said Martin.
"No, wait! Diana and Java are also there!" said M.O.M.
"Okay no time gotta go," said Martin.
Martin was so devastated to go back to school for a special mission given him by M.O.M. It was not until Diana and Java were also waiting for him in the lobby.
Diana stomped her foot very quick.
"Ahihi," Martin smirked.
"Well, well, well, now who do we have here!?" said Diana.
"WHATTA---!?" said Martin.
"We were waiting for you all day long and yet you were ABSENT!!!"
"Well, I was just—err, alright," said Martin.
"Now, explain!" said Diana.
"Do you know this girl with a headband who kidnapped an heiress fan!?" asked Martin.
"Uhh—she's an accelerated girl who loves aliens and err—loves the extraordiany," said Diana.
"Hmm… extraordina—HEY!!! That's Haruhi!" said Martin.
"She's your—classmate!?" asked Diana.
"Oh, yes and she's a freak," said Martin. "She even pulled me LITERALLY to her own club. What a psycho she is."
So, Martin came up with an idea that he wanted to make his new book, "The Brutal Death of Haruhi Suzumiya."
He went straight the the S.O.S. Brigade and found a girl who is tied up.
"Are you the *****?" asked Martin.
"MMMMMP!" said the girl.
Martin untied her and the girl had spoken.
"NO! I'm not a ***** ****** fan. BTW, I'm Lili," said the girl.
"You mean you—the heiress of the Rochefort Enterprises!?" asked Martin. "Wow, that's great!"
Lili said, "Haruhi is really getting on my nerves. I don't get it—whether she wants something different or what."
Martin said, "No way, you're saved."
Lili went out of the room as Martin escorts her. It was so humiliating because she is wearing a masquerade outfit!!!
When Haruhi came back to her club room, she was shocked that Lili is gone.
"Now who the hell freed her!?"
The trio with Lili escaped silently as they approach their next destination: The Center.
M.O.M. said, "This is good! I think you've done your mission. Now, the next is to—shame the S.O.S. Brigade."
"Now what is this 'brigade' all about!?" asked Diana.
"Ahh, that's the most STEWPEED club I'd ever seen," said Martin. "Not to mention those freaks joining the paranormal—unlike me who is MORE professional!"
"Don't be so boastful, Martin. I think it's not good to do that—I mean, this is like the worst UGH! Come on, let's put all of them to shame!" said Di.
So the trio came up with an idea together with Lili about the plan scheme. First, they made another story about her and another one and more until they came up with an idea of entitling it as "Suzumiya Haruhi no Kouban" or called as "The Police Box of Haruhi Suzumiya."
"No!" said Lili.
The following morning, Lili created a scheme to attack Haruhi and her own club.
"I think this is it! I shall now declare my revenge against that freak!" said Lili.
Martin and the rest of the team has set up their scheme to shame the S.O.S. Brigade into a whole wide disaster. Bombs are almost everywhere to explode anything and everything-- except that Haruhi is unbelievably invincible.
"Let's start the game guys!" said Martin. "Let's freat out some suckers."
Their secret agenda is aout to start...
"On the count of three... you have to press the bomb right now!" said Martin.
The bomb exploded... into the CLUB!?
After the plan happened, there was a girl walking through the mist and dust. It was-- it was...
IT'S THE INVINCIBLE HARUHI SUZUMIYA!!!
"Oh, noes!" said Martin.
"You got that right!" said Diana.
"No, sis, LOOK!!!" said Martin.
Diana freaked out and said, "NO WAY!!! A girl with the bunny outfit!?"
TSUZUKU...
In the next episode, what will happen as Haruhi proved herself invincible? Find out in the next episode of my fanfic, "The Iron Fist of Haruhi Suzumiya"!
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