Authors note: i'm not gonna auto correct any of this. This is all 2:00 a.m goodness for ur soul. This involves an awkward dinner date between the hag and michael myers from dead by daylight at waffle house. It has a ton of ants in it. I hope you enjoy. :0)
Michael uses his hands to pull the chair out for the hag. The hag looks at him with her dead ass eyes and says "what do you expect me to do? Sit on my own kind? Get my a plastic chair you heathen." michael looks at her dead pan and goes to get her a plastic chair? He comes back to her sitting and floating in mid air. "I was kidding i dont need chairs." She sniffles and looks at the tablecloth. It was covered in uh stripes and stuff. Michael sits down at the table on a wood chair and he looks down at the napkin menu on the table. Waffles is the only thing written on the napkin so he musters up the strength to raise his hand and wave over a waiter. The dude comes over and he's like "welcome to waffle house can i take ur order" and michael stays absoulty silent. He picks up the napkin and looks at the dude, and the dudes like "oh shit ok. That's it?" and the hag is like "yeah that's it. Waffle." Her big yaoi hand rests on the table, holding a fork and a knife at hte same time. The dude comes back like 15 minutes later with two plates of waffle and they both give their thanks in their own unique ways. Michael looks down at his waffles and says nothing again. Its silent as the two eat quote un quote and then they get the check right. Its like 2 dollars..but neither of them have the money to pay 2 dollard worth of waffle so they kill everyone who is in the visinity and they run away. They make it to a patch of grass near a small house and they sit and they stay quiet and it's just really awkward cuz it's like...their first date and they dont even like eachother but for the context o0f the story, i guess michael leans in for a kiss and the hag is like "ok" so she leans in and kisses his mask which isnt that appealing but she does it regardless because for the plot which barely exoists in this story. So they kiss for a bit and the hag for the pliot gets branchy and desides to grab michaels knife if you know what i mean. Michael, still silent, says nothing because that's what you do if youre silent. So he just lets the hag touch his knife and it's pretty fun i guess. The hag cuts herself with his knife and it's not fun for her because now she needs a spiderman band-aid. So michael stands up and robs the house they're near and gets her a band-aid;. It's not spiderman...but it's icarly. So the hagh gives him a liuttle smooch in thanks and he blushes through his mask to make it kawaii and they both get up and go back to the waffle house to get one more thing. They enter the waffle place and they walk over all of the dead bleeding bodies and the hag screams "YALL GOT PANCAKES?" and everything is silent, just the way michael likes it. Just funking silent. The end.