Hi! This is my first Slayers fic, so don't go too heavy on the story yet! I
think I'll leave my friend out of this, as she's still in shock about Zel
being one third mazoku. It's my opinion that he IS part mazoku. I kind of
told her that to hopefully get her to not obsess SO MUCH, since that's all
she ever talks about. I myself obsess over Weiss Kreuz, Trigun, Yu Yu
Hakusho, Fushigi Yuugi, YuGiOh, Ayashi no Ceres, and other things. If you
obsess over more than one anime, you can obsess over several characters!
...how did I get on this subject?! So, after reading my ramble, on to the
story!
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"Hey! Cut it out!"
Phibbrizzo tried to escape from his 'siblings' as they kept teasing him about his human body. Except Dynast, he was just watching, though he did look like he was wearing a small smile... Everybody else decided to not taunt him, as he had three of his suboordinates with him, all of whom were utterly devoted to him. The authoress, of course, was watching interestedly, and would stop and write things down occasionally.
Eventually, said authoress got bored with the teasing, and cleared her voice. The mazoku ignored her. They continued doing so until she yelled, and then only when she threatened to sing the 'Life is Wonderful' song and bring in Amelia to sing it in a duet. That quieted them down.
"Now that I finally have everyone's attention- Beastmaster, please stop poking the Hellmaster...okay, as you all know, I personally think all the mazoku lords are fascinating, and would love to become a homicidal maniac, but I'm not quite that insane yet. So, you're here because I wanted to see what would would happen if you guys were stuck in a house with each other for a week. It's part of my science fair project, under the subject of 'What happens to grown siblings who aren't together too much are forced to live together.' I, of course, will be monitoring what happens. And, you'd better be ready in two hours. The rules are as follows: You can't stay away from home for more than 8 hours at a time, and you have to be home at least as long before you can go out again. No ganging up to the point of destroying furniture, and I'd appreciate it if you were all alive at the end of the week! I don't care how bad it gets, Hellmaster!"
Phibbrizzo blinked innocently, and quickly hid his soul orbs behind his back.
"I think I'd better take those from you. Nothing's going to be lost if no one dies for a week..." The authoress scribbled something down, and the soul orbs disappeared.
"So, now that most of the rules have been laid down, you need to get ready. You have two hours. If I forgot any rules, I'll alert you then."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Two hours later...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Deep Sea Dolphin walked into her room. She was still glad that the house was big enough that they wouldn't have to share rooms. She wasn't happy with having to be insane on account of Zelas. She was sane enough to realize that, and she wasn't too happy with it, but still, it was fun to try to annoy Dynast...she opened her rather small suitcase, and started pulling out odd things, like pictures of her precious fishies, and a large tank with what looked like a rather evil fish...it seems that despite sizes, the suitcase was only a link to the astral plane...The authoress noted this, and moved on to the next room...
Zelas Metallium moved her large supply of alchoholic beverages and cigarettes into a corner of the room. She kept wondering if she had brought enough...
Gaav didn't add anything too exciting except for a lot of swords...
Phibbrizzo hung up several pictures of Hell, and people in pain. He took out an odd diary, and wrote something in it...
Dynast set the temperature as low as it would go, and turned on his fans, muttering something obscene about cities near the equator...
The authoress looked in her room, and at the corner filled with at least 10 piles of paper stacked 3 feet high. She kept thinking she would need more by the end of the week. 'Oh well, there's still the hidden horde under all the junk in the closet...' she thought...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- So, how did you like it? It's not too funny yet, but maybe in later chapters it'll get better. My favorite mazoku are Deep Sea and Dynast. They just HAPPEN to be the two that no one knows about, which is probably best because you can do just about anything with them. Wanna know something really odd? My friend who got me into the series has seen practically all the episodes, whereas I have only seen two episodes, but know more about it than her. Episode guides ROCK!! WORSHIP THE FISH HEADS! *all the mazoku lords except Deep Sea drag her off stage* *Dolphin walks onto stage, and clears her throat* Since the authoress can't say this, she wants you to review, and NO FLAMES! Also, as another of her afternotes, she warns you about the homicidal fish heads that are going to take over the world. You didn't know I would do that, did you? She knew, and was going to warn you. To be saved, start bowing down to the fish heads!
"Hey! Cut it out!"
Phibbrizzo tried to escape from his 'siblings' as they kept teasing him about his human body. Except Dynast, he was just watching, though he did look like he was wearing a small smile... Everybody else decided to not taunt him, as he had three of his suboordinates with him, all of whom were utterly devoted to him. The authoress, of course, was watching interestedly, and would stop and write things down occasionally.
Eventually, said authoress got bored with the teasing, and cleared her voice. The mazoku ignored her. They continued doing so until she yelled, and then only when she threatened to sing the 'Life is Wonderful' song and bring in Amelia to sing it in a duet. That quieted them down.
"Now that I finally have everyone's attention- Beastmaster, please stop poking the Hellmaster...okay, as you all know, I personally think all the mazoku lords are fascinating, and would love to become a homicidal maniac, but I'm not quite that insane yet. So, you're here because I wanted to see what would would happen if you guys were stuck in a house with each other for a week. It's part of my science fair project, under the subject of 'What happens to grown siblings who aren't together too much are forced to live together.' I, of course, will be monitoring what happens. And, you'd better be ready in two hours. The rules are as follows: You can't stay away from home for more than 8 hours at a time, and you have to be home at least as long before you can go out again. No ganging up to the point of destroying furniture, and I'd appreciate it if you were all alive at the end of the week! I don't care how bad it gets, Hellmaster!"
Phibbrizzo blinked innocently, and quickly hid his soul orbs behind his back.
"I think I'd better take those from you. Nothing's going to be lost if no one dies for a week..." The authoress scribbled something down, and the soul orbs disappeared.
"So, now that most of the rules have been laid down, you need to get ready. You have two hours. If I forgot any rules, I'll alert you then."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Two hours later...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Deep Sea Dolphin walked into her room. She was still glad that the house was big enough that they wouldn't have to share rooms. She wasn't happy with having to be insane on account of Zelas. She was sane enough to realize that, and she wasn't too happy with it, but still, it was fun to try to annoy Dynast...she opened her rather small suitcase, and started pulling out odd things, like pictures of her precious fishies, and a large tank with what looked like a rather evil fish...it seems that despite sizes, the suitcase was only a link to the astral plane...The authoress noted this, and moved on to the next room...
Zelas Metallium moved her large supply of alchoholic beverages and cigarettes into a corner of the room. She kept wondering if she had brought enough...
Gaav didn't add anything too exciting except for a lot of swords...
Phibbrizzo hung up several pictures of Hell, and people in pain. He took out an odd diary, and wrote something in it...
Dynast set the temperature as low as it would go, and turned on his fans, muttering something obscene about cities near the equator...
The authoress looked in her room, and at the corner filled with at least 10 piles of paper stacked 3 feet high. She kept thinking she would need more by the end of the week. 'Oh well, there's still the hidden horde under all the junk in the closet...' she thought...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- So, how did you like it? It's not too funny yet, but maybe in later chapters it'll get better. My favorite mazoku are Deep Sea and Dynast. They just HAPPEN to be the two that no one knows about, which is probably best because you can do just about anything with them. Wanna know something really odd? My friend who got me into the series has seen practically all the episodes, whereas I have only seen two episodes, but know more about it than her. Episode guides ROCK!! WORSHIP THE FISH HEADS! *all the mazoku lords except Deep Sea drag her off stage* *Dolphin walks onto stage, and clears her throat* Since the authoress can't say this, she wants you to review, and NO FLAMES! Also, as another of her afternotes, she warns you about the homicidal fish heads that are going to take over the world. You didn't know I would do that, did you? She knew, and was going to warn you. To be saved, start bowing down to the fish heads!