Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony or Sesame Street or Savage Garden.
I do own Moon Heart and the pink bunny. Don't use either without
permission. It took forever to think of the name.
Warning: This is so sad! Keep a box of tissues handy ::breaks down laughi- --uh, sobbing:: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Sky Dancer was very lonely and deprived. Her friends were all ignoring her. She felt sad. She was slowly going into depression and nopony noticed. Everypony thought that she was a pathetic pony. So one day, she decided to end the pain. She decided to kill herself.
Sky Dancer found a quiet place to stop her suffering. With her hoof she picked up a gun, only she found that she didn't have a thumb. She couldn't pull the trigger. That made her feel even worse about herself.
"I'm such a failure." Sky Dancer said with a sob.
"Nopony is a failure." A fairy (who magically appeared) said, "Everypony has a purpose. Yours is just.different."
Sky Dancer cried and ran away because she didn't believe the fairy. She came to a waterfall and contemplated jumping off. She took a few steps backwards and started running towards the edge. A pink bunny jumped in her way and Sky Dancer tried to stop but fell, this time not on purpose.
A big yellow chicken flew by and caught her by accident. The big yellow chicken's name was Big Bird. He was visiting Ponyland because he was sick of Elmo's annoying high-pitched voice.
Unbeknownst to Big Bird, Elmo had already killed himself because he couldn't take his depression.
Just like Sky Dancer was supposed to.
"Get off of my back!" Big Bird, the flying yellow chicken large enough to carry a pony, said. He tilted to the side and Sky Dancer fell.
Right on top of the pink bunny.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Sky Dancer screamed. She cried for the poor squished pink bunny who had saved her from death.
Unfortunately she actually wanted to die. The big yellow chicken large enough to carry a pony had ruined everything for her. She felt a misery so deep it tore her soul apart.
She decided to jump into the volcano to stop her pain once and for all. She walked up the side of the volcano that would soon end her life.she hoped. When she got to the top she thought of all the torment everypony had caused her. Then she leaned back and was ready to discontinue her existence.
Out in the clearing, one of the other ponies had spotted her.
"Oh no!" said Rose Dust "Sky Dancer is going to fall into the wretched volcano that would end her life!"
All the ponies ran up to Sky Dancer and hauled her back down.
"We just saved your life!" Rose Dust announced proudly.
"Don't go up there or you might accidentally fall. We would not want that to happen because we love you truly, madly, deeply," Moon Heart said
This was a revelation for Sky Dancer. They loved her! They really, really loved her!!! She found true happiness in herself and no longer wanted to die.
So one of the ponies set up a party to celebrate. Sky Dancer had some toast. Alas, the bread was older than Sky Dancer and she was infected by food poisoning almost immediately. The ponies did not notice when Sky Dancer keeled over and died.
She finally got what she wanted, except she didn't want it anymore.
~Moral~ If you kill a pretty pink bunny, you will pay. "I believe in karma what you give is what you get returned."-D.H./D.J.
DEATH
Warning: This is so sad! Keep a box of tissues handy ::breaks down laughi- --uh, sobbing:: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Sky Dancer was very lonely and deprived. Her friends were all ignoring her. She felt sad. She was slowly going into depression and nopony noticed. Everypony thought that she was a pathetic pony. So one day, she decided to end the pain. She decided to kill herself.
Sky Dancer found a quiet place to stop her suffering. With her hoof she picked up a gun, only she found that she didn't have a thumb. She couldn't pull the trigger. That made her feel even worse about herself.
"I'm such a failure." Sky Dancer said with a sob.
"Nopony is a failure." A fairy (who magically appeared) said, "Everypony has a purpose. Yours is just.different."
Sky Dancer cried and ran away because she didn't believe the fairy. She came to a waterfall and contemplated jumping off. She took a few steps backwards and started running towards the edge. A pink bunny jumped in her way and Sky Dancer tried to stop but fell, this time not on purpose.
A big yellow chicken flew by and caught her by accident. The big yellow chicken's name was Big Bird. He was visiting Ponyland because he was sick of Elmo's annoying high-pitched voice.
Unbeknownst to Big Bird, Elmo had already killed himself because he couldn't take his depression.
Just like Sky Dancer was supposed to.
"Get off of my back!" Big Bird, the flying yellow chicken large enough to carry a pony, said. He tilted to the side and Sky Dancer fell.
Right on top of the pink bunny.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Sky Dancer screamed. She cried for the poor squished pink bunny who had saved her from death.
Unfortunately she actually wanted to die. The big yellow chicken large enough to carry a pony had ruined everything for her. She felt a misery so deep it tore her soul apart.
She decided to jump into the volcano to stop her pain once and for all. She walked up the side of the volcano that would soon end her life.she hoped. When she got to the top she thought of all the torment everypony had caused her. Then she leaned back and was ready to discontinue her existence.
Out in the clearing, one of the other ponies had spotted her.
"Oh no!" said Rose Dust "Sky Dancer is going to fall into the wretched volcano that would end her life!"
All the ponies ran up to Sky Dancer and hauled her back down.
"We just saved your life!" Rose Dust announced proudly.
"Don't go up there or you might accidentally fall. We would not want that to happen because we love you truly, madly, deeply," Moon Heart said
This was a revelation for Sky Dancer. They loved her! They really, really loved her!!! She found true happiness in herself and no longer wanted to die.
So one of the ponies set up a party to celebrate. Sky Dancer had some toast. Alas, the bread was older than Sky Dancer and she was infected by food poisoning almost immediately. The ponies did not notice when Sky Dancer keeled over and died.
She finally got what she wanted, except she didn't want it anymore.
~Moral~ If you kill a pretty pink bunny, you will pay. "I believe in karma what you give is what you get returned."-D.H./D.J.
DEATH