One Tweaked Ice Bag
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'll be briefly breaking my Hiatus and having a Halloween contest. I'll be posting Halloween themed stories, horror themed, or one's that end with a cliff-hanger! The story that gets the most reviews, will be the one I update on Halloween!(and maybe a few other surprises. heh. heh.)
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Deep within the darkest abyss...Slenderman played a game...
BOOK ROULETTE! Screamed the Eldritch Abomination as he threw multiple books into the air and blasted them. As the pages fell like confetti..Slenderman snatched them up and randomly pieced the words together...
Let's see...Create living fork boy?...Nah...Figure out a way to solve the Middle East crisis and then tell no one?...been there, did that...Make Wendy a main character?...Hmmm...
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It was a quiet day at the mystery Shack...until Grunkle Stan came into the room.
"All right, all right, look alive, people. I need someone to go hammer up these signs in the spooky part of the forest." States the old man gruffly.
"Not it!" Shouted Dipper. "Not it!" Shouted Mabel. "Uh, also not it." Said Soos.
"Nobody asked you, Soos." Said Grunkle Stan flatly. "I know, and I'm comfortable with that." States the man child as he eats a chocolate bar.
While this went on, an invisible shadow snuck it's way into the room...
Stan then turns to the slacker red head at the register. "Wendy, I need you to put up this sign!" Shouts Stan.
Wendy then lazily pretends to reach for the sign. "I would, but I, ugh, can't, ugh, reach it, ugh..."
Mabel and Dipper felt a chill go down their spine as the shadow slipped past them and made it's way-
"I'd fire all of you if I could-
slup
-Right into Grunkle Stans body!
-WHAT AM I SAYING!? OF COURSE I CAN FIRE YOU ALL!" Screamed Grunkle Stan suddenly much to everyone's shock and dismay.
He then points a finger at Wendy. "AND I'LL START WITH YOU GIRLY! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR BUTT IN GEAR AND HANG UP THESE POSTERS!"
Before Wendy could say anything the posters were slapped into her arms and she was forcibly shoved out of the room...leaving the rest of the gang stunned. "What the Frack just happened here?" Said a freaked out Mabel...
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"Okay! Okay! I'm going!" Shouts Wendy as Stan pushes her out and slams the door behind her. What is with Mr. Pines? Is he on a new medication or something? Thinks a confused and annoyed Wendy as she begins to walk away from the door-
RIP!
Huh, I didn't know girls wore boxers. Thought a flustered Dipper as he watched through the window as Wendy's pants got caught and ripped off completely on the door. A mortified Wendy tries to get back in...only to find the door locked!
Dipper quickly signals Wendy to come over to the window...so he can give him his pants.
Wendy flustered. "Wow...thanks Dipper." She states gratefully. "But what about you?"
Dipper chuckles nervously. "Oh, I'll be fine. I-
"HEY THERE SWEET CHEEKS! NICE VIEW OF THE MOON!" Shouts someone inside the Shack just before a bunch of catcalls and camera flashes started.
Well...I picked a bad day to go commando. Thinks Dipper as he flusters, grabs a pillow to cover himself, and begins to walk away from the window-
But not before a grateful Wendy whispers thank you and gives a him a light peck on the check...
Suddenly the catcalls didn't seem so bad...
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Meanwhile, a somewhat amnesiac and disoriented Stan was vomiting into a waste basket. "Whoa...what got into me?" He asks before vomiting again...
…...Later...
Dipper was pricing-up the merchandise when Wendy came back looking through a weird journal...and laughing?
"Wendy, what's so funny?" Asked Dipper curiously.
Wendy smirked. "Some nut wrote this crazy journal claiming that Gravity Falls has 'a dark supernatural underbelly'." She snorts dismissively.
"Yeah, right! what a crock! The only thing 'supernatural' in this rinky-dink town is Stan's ability to keep this death trap of a Shack in business."
Without another word, she walks away while tossing the journal into the garbage. Dipper, his curiosity getting the better of him. Waits for her to leave and reaches into the-
PAUSE
The world froze as Slenderman looked down at the scene. Okay...that didn't work...looks like a more 'aggressive' stance is in order.
With a snap of his fingers he rewinds time to back before Wendy finds the Journal...and with yet another snap of his finger...he summons said Journal to his hands and makes a few 'changes' to it...
…Later...
Dipper was pricing-up the merchandise when Wendy came back looking through a weird journal...AND CRYING!?
A concerned Dipper ran after her into a nearby storage room...
"Wendy...what's wrong?" Asked Dipper sympathetically. Without a word, a tearful Wendy slides the weird journal over to Dipper...
Dipper cautiously picks it up...and turns to the first page...his eyes widen...taped to the inside cover is a picture of a young Wendy being held by who Dipper could only assume was her mother...and bellow that...
Property of Mary Corduroy...
….Later...
"Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed. I'm being watched. I must hide this book before he finds it. Remember: in Gravity Falls there is no one you can trust"... Says Dipper to himself as he reads the last BLOODSTAINED page...
A now deathly pale Dipper looked up at his crush as she sobs...he didn't know what to say...what could he say? How could ANYONE, anywhere...make this right?...
"You know what's really messed up?" Asked Wendy between sobs. "Not once since she vanished from my life have I ever talked, said anything, mentioned, or even thought about her! And if not for this I probably would've KEPT doing that for the rest of the Summer! What kind of horrible person am I!?" She screams.
Not knowing what else to do...Dipper leaned over to give her a comforting hug-
CRASH!
HALLO!
Shouts Mabel dressed as a clown.
"Hey, guys! You'll never-
MABEL NOT NOW! Screams an irritated Dipper.
Mabel takes one look at the scene...and slowly backs out of the room without another word...
Dipper goes back to giving Wendy a hug...after a moment...she hugs back...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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