The Grim Resistance
S1 | E6A: A Surfer Coughing Karaoke
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Billy started walking into a local bar, where a few of his "friends" like to go. It was also home to a karaoke machine, consisting of almost every single song. He opened the door.
Patrons: Billy!
Billy: Hey! Good to see I'm still remembered.
Billy grabbed a drink, and noticed nobody was using the machine.
Billy: Well, I guess I can sing a song or two. -Grabs the Sheet- Ooh, this one sounds pretty good. Hey, DJ! Pull up number 167, please.
The DJ gave Billy a thumbs up, and Billy walked up to the mic.
Billy: What's up, fellas? I figured I'd sing a couple songs to entertain this place. This one's called "Super Bon Bon."
The crowd applauded, and Billy nodded at the DJ. The DJ started playing "Super Bon Bon" by Soul Coughing.
-Song Begins-
Move aside and let the man go through
Let the man go through
Move aside and let the man go through
Let the man go through
Move aside and let the man go through
Let the man go through
Move aside and let the man go through
Let the man go through, through
If I stole
Somebody else's wave to fly up
If I rose
Up with the avenue behind me
Some kinda verb
Some kind of moving thing
Something unseen
Some hand is motioning
To rise, to rise, to rise
Too fat, fat you must cut lean
You gotta take the elevator to the mezzanine
Chump, change, and it's on
Super Bon Bon, Super Bon Bon, Super Bon Bon
Too fat, fat you must cut lean
You gotta take the elevator to the mezzanine
Chump, change, and it's on
Super Bon Bon, Super Bon Bon, Super Bon Bon
And by, The phone
I live, In fear
Sheer chance, Will draw
You in, To here
Too fat, fat you must cut lean
You gotta take the elevator to the mezzanine
Chump, change, and it's on
Super Bon Bon, Super Bon Bon, Super Bon Bon
Too fat, fat you must cut lean
You gotta take the elevator to the mezzanine
Chump, change, and it's on
Super Bon Bon, Super Bon Bon, Super Bon Bon
Super Bon Bon, Super Bon Bon
Super Bon Bon, Super Bon Bon
Super Bon Bon, Super Bon Bon
Super Bon Bon Bon Bon
Move a-, and let the man go
Let the man go
Move a-, and let the man go
Let the man go
Move a-, and let the man go
Let the man go
Move a-, and let the man go
Let the man go through
Move aside and let the man go through
Let the man go through
Move aside and let the man go through
Let the man go through
Move aside and let the man go through
Let the man go through
Move aside and let the man go through
Let the man go through
Everybody stood up, cheered, and whistled for Billy.
Billy: Yo, DJ! Number 277, please. Ok, fellas. This is "Swim" by Surfer Blood.
-Song Begins-
Quit hanging over me
Look at the hair on the back of my neck
Standing on the rooftops
Remembering everything she said
Swim to reach the end
But I am steady not to offend
On whom can you depend?
Swim to reach the end
Oh oh oh
Swim to reach the end
Swim to reach the end
Swim to reach the end
Swim to reach the end
(Instrumental)
(Guitar Riff)
Lucid afternoon dream
Cosmopolitan scene
Look at what's in store in me
Heads will turn in disbelief
Relish in your energy
That's the line of symmetry
Relish in your energy
That's the line of symmetry
Swim to reach the end
But I am steady not to offend
On whom can you depend?
Swim to reach the end
Oh oh oh
Swim to reach the end
Swim to reach the end
Swim to reach the end
Swim to reach the end
Once again, the crowd cheered.
Billy: Alright, fellas. See y'all next week!
He left the bar and went back to the base.
Billy: My God, they're gonna drink themselves to death.
END OF EPISODE SIX-A