This is a series of filler-sodes of the SSB crew in misadventures based solely on the episodes of Spongebob Squarepants. I've seen other writers put up series like this and (no disrespect to them) I'm here to show them how it's done. All characters and plots belong to their respective owners like Nickelodeon, Nintendo, Sega, Sora, Bandai/Namco, Capcom, Square Enix, and all companies affiliated to the Super Smash Bros.. I do not own any of their characters or scripts from spongebob. This is only made because I want to see the Smash Bros. in a bonafide scenario of the Spongebob escapades when I'm in an writers block. The show is obviously non-canonical, with a few exceptions to my current story with the Dusk Templar and all those other threats. Oh yes and some spoilers to get you hooked in the main game. Now lets enjoy the spongey filler!

A New Challenger Approaches [just imagine the music for the episode playing like how Spongebob would have it]

MasterHand narrating: "Aah, Smashville. The cozy home of the Animal Crossing menagerie. Filled with friendly little critters in a peaceful society where their are more animal people than their are humans. We find the home of the new mayor who's name will be kept unknown for privacy. So we'll just have to call this chap Villager. And yes, that shack of a house is his home stupid." It honestly isn't so bad really. [Reminder: When out of quotations, it's my narrating not the characters speaking or thinking.]

Alarm clock next to bed nears 7 o'clock, then... *e-beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *More annoying alarm clock sound* Villager awakens with a smile on his face with a pep in his step, pressing the snooze on that goddamn alarm. Climbing off his bed he looks to floor.

Villager: "Todays the big day Stou." He said to his pet rock. It sat in silence. "Check it out, I'm, naked!" He leapt from his bouncy bed (luckily Stou was not alive to witness the butt-nakedtism) into a ready pile of convenient clothes, coming out with his favorite red shirt with a blue 1 in the front, black shorts, green socks and blue shoes. He waltzed over to his work-out station stretching his muscles. "Gotta be big and strong to compete for today Stou." The rock did nothing. Villager inhaled and exhaled a couple of times, grabbing at the weights in front of him, straining for some time to lift the payload. Finally, with enough effort he finally got the burbell over his head. "HAAAAHH! URGH! UuGh! Aah!" He stepped forward twice with a wiggle, then dropped the great weight of 2 massive candies attached at both sides of the bar on the floor with a thud. Twas glorious! After some time prepping up, Villager left his humble abode, took a little sniff of the clean air, then ran down the dirt road yelling, "I"M READY~, TO SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" He repeated I'm Ready as he passed by bystanders curious on what in blazes their mayor was ready for. Soon Villager passed his trusty secretary, Isabelle the Shih tzu villager, who was the only one aware of where he was going.

Isabelle: "Good luck Mayor! Whoa!" Our faithful pup fell over a pebble, documents and official papers flying above her in the mess.

Transition to in front of the Smash Embassy, the place where contestants can prove themselves worthy to join the legendary Super Smash Bros. at the Smash Palace and participate in the Tournaments held amongst them, along with aiding in their battles against evils not one hero can fight alone.

Villager: "There it is. The gates to an organization that can put Valhalla to shame. The Super Smash Bros.. Meeting of the universe's greatest champions, with a 'help wanted' sign on the window! For ages I've dreamed of joining their ranks to duke it out with the eternal legends and face off the Dusk Templar menace. I'm going to go in there! March straight to the agent! Look 'im straight in the face, lay 'em on the line, and I can't do this!" Hoping to try again next year, our plucky protagonist chickened out, if it wasn't for Isabelle standing in his way. "Gah! Isabelle!"

Isabelle: "And just where do you think YOU'RE going mister?"

Villager: "I was just going back to my momma."

Isabelle: "No you're not Mayor! You've been dreaming to go join them, and I'm not going to let you pass this opportunity."

Villager: "But Isabelle, they didn't let me join last time, what makes you think they'll let me join now? Maybe I'm just not good enough." The young man started to tear up.

Isabelle: "Who"s first words were, 'Come at me bro!'"

Villager: "Mine were."

Isabelle: "Who took down Mr. Resetti when he got drunk off that non-alcoholic drink mix he had at that one party, that made him loopy?"

Villager: "I did." He was starting to get a little better.

Isabelle: "Who's a..." *Strain* "...who's..." *more strain* "Who's an awesome guy with combat prowess enough to take on Master Chief!" Okay, let's not get carried away.

Villager: "I am!" Hey!

Isabelle: "Who's the boss!" But. She hopped.

Villager: "I'm the boss!" Ah, forget it. Then he hopped.

Isabelle: "Who's the boss!" She hopped once more.

Villager: "I'm the boss!" He followed her leap.

Isabelle: "WHO'S THE BOSS!" Isabelle fell to the floor in a splits

Villager: "I'M THE BOSS!" Villager whooped in the air, landing then ran over to the embassy whooping and hollering, resolve more hardened than ever. Unfortunately Isabelle sat still with a blank happy expression on, encouraging her mayor and also for a painful realization.

Isabelle: "(...shoot...I'm stuck... am I going to die?)"

Cleaning the glass auto door of the embassy, Falco was busy wiping off a stupid 'Personally,I prefer the' joke drawn on when looking into the reflection, he spotted a plucky guy sprinting over to the embassy.

Falco: "What's that loser want?" Well Feelscool, take a gander at the window and you'll see... Upon doing so, he realized something. "Oh no diggity!" He flashed inside reaching the nearest Smasher, King Dedede, manning the front desk. "Yo Dedede! Heads up! We're getting a weird one at the door, let's make like a parasite and..." Too late, Villager is here.

Villager: "Good afternoon all!" Other Smashers came about to see the commotion. Pikachu, Peach, Samus in her blue casual wear, Lucario, and Diddy Kong saw this cute little guy come in like a badass MF. "*in a totally manly voice* I've been preparing for this moment to join the Super Smash Bros. *end manly voice* And now I'm ready for my application." As soon as he took 2 steps in, a lone banana peel from a certain Kong (*cough* *cough* Diddy.), had the hapless person fall forward, bouncing about the front room in a improbable cartoony way. Dedede and Falco exchanged glances while the others looked on at the poor guy, too innocent to join their action packed lifestyle. By the time Villager finally stopped crashing, he rolled over in front of Dedede and Falco. "Ugh... um... so where do I sign up?"

King Dedede: "Aheheh. Well the only thing you seem suited for boy is a substitute for Sandbag. Aheheheh!" The penguin chortled.

Villager: "Please m'lord. You must be in charge here."

King Dedede: "Indeed I am boy." Why Master Hand put him charge of this place, I'll never know. It did flatter him on how polite the Villager was, even to him.

Villager: "Then please, give me a chance! Please!"

King Dedede: "Let me think about." Suddenly the Smashers huddled up like a football team near the front desk. "Well, what do ya think Falco?" Falco looked over the huddle at the boy, then returned.

Falco: *Inhale* "No." He shook his head. Dedede winked to him, knowing how to deal with naive brats like this one. The huddle separated. Falco and Dedede met with Villager again.

King Dedede: "Welp kid it's yer lucky day! But before I give ya an application, I need you to run a short test for me." Villager looked on with giddy eyes, so close to being a Smasher! "Go out and get me a..." If this guy is going to join them, he needs ways to fight, but someone of his origin has no clue how to put up their dukes, so this would be easier than he thought. Would he bring a sword? Nah, too overused. A hammer? Naw, that's his schtick. Something totally original. "...a Hyperdynamic axe," Nailed it. Now for some other wacky BS to make it impossible to find. ", with Dual Slapper attachments, ooh and Turbo! Can't go wrong with Turbo!" Villager took out a notebook and wrote down every detail on the shopping list. "And don't come back till ya get one boy." The King ruffled the Villagers hair, with him fanboying on being touched by an official Smasher.

Villager: "As you command your majesty!" He began to read out the list. "One Hyperdynamic axe, with Dual Slapping Attachments with a heaping helping of Turbo, coming right up!"

King Dedede: "Then go get it lad!" Villager left the embassy on his hunt for a mythical weapon to get into the Smash Bros. and prove his worth to his idols. Of course none of the by-standing Smashers were amused by the prank pulled on the poor guy. "Won't be seeing that rube again."

Peach: "Dedede, that was mean. You can't just send applicants off on some wild goose chase to sign up for the Smash Bros.. It goes against what we stand for."

Falco: "Ah, he's better off catching bugs and pulling pitfall pranks than getting his ass handed to him by us. It's not like we need another freak with us."

Lucario: "That is a subjective term to others."

Falco: "And what exactly does that mean 'Fido'?"

King Dedede: "That don't matter any-who. Long as I'm in charge here, I'm calling the shots around here. What I say goes!"
Pikachu: "Pika, Pikachu." It said in disappointment.

Samus: "I have to agree. This not what we are here for. Wait'll Master Hand hears about this abuse of authority."

King Dedede: "Then I'll have to resort to marking off points until probation hits ya good." Man putting Dedede in charge sure is a nightmare for those below him. "It don't matter why ol' Master Hand made me Head Honcho here, y'all better do as I say, or you won't have a good review by me. Aheheheh!"

Samus: "Tch. Megalomaniac." She left to a room for the lounge in the back.

King Dedede: "Keep that up and you'll be marked honey!" He yelled back to her. The others, besides Falco, went elsewhere to avoid the birds. Then Falco brought up the ridiculous request made by Dedede.

Falco: "So... what was it you sent him out to get a Hyper-what?" Both birds laughed up a storm at the successful prank on behalf of an ecstatic Villager, going off to find the ridiculous item.

Going off into the town, the Villager did not see flying ships soaring above, heading for the Smash Embassy.

Person on ship: "Hey! Hey! Please! Keep all hands and feet in your seats, do not put arms out the window!" The 5 ships stopped around the embassy, lowering down bridges ready to release it's passengers. Then the dreaded doors opened with a Death Star alarm sound ringing out. King Dedede and Falco were still laughing their butts off until Dedede remembered what Master Hand told him about that sound with doors opening.

King Dedede: Gets up in a flash. "Hold up! That sound. I've heard it when Masta Hand briefed me on this." Of course he really didn't pay complete attention to the debriefing, but this sound sounded familiar and foreboding. He sniffed the air, Falco sat up to observe the phenomena. "You smell that? *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Extreme close-up to Dedede's eyes. "It's a kind of smell. A kind of smelly smell." *Eye twitches* "A kind of smelly smell, that smells..." Eyes narrow* "...smelly~." Then a realization hit him like a rampaging locomotive when he remembered what kind of threat they were dealing with. The other Smashers came out of where they were, sensing the threat around them as well. "Miis."

Falco: "...What?" He asked in a irritated tone.

King Dedede: "Miis~!" In merely a moment, a legion of Miis, spurting out incoherent voices, swarmed into the embassy from all 5 ships, surrounding the Smashers in an instant.

Samus: "Ugh. Don't touch me you little twerps!" She tried pushing some away from her body, but the mass of people kept pushing into her like an overcrowded restaurant.

Peach: "Augh! I can't move! Their are too many of them for any elbow space!"

Lucario: "Ah, where did these half-wits come from?"

Diddy: "Ooh, ee. *Screech*

Pikachu: "Pika!" Falco and Dedede had fled behind the front desk, while their fellows struggled amongst the mass of avatars. Finally Falco spoke up to the gibbering mass.

Falco: "Alright, alright! You buncha slack-jaws." The Miis calmed enough to hear out the space pilot. "If y'all think you have what it takes, we're gonna need ya to form a single file line in front of the front desk, got it?" It was at this moment that Falco knew, he had screwed up. One of the Miis spoke up, and through the wise words of the TF2 Engineer ( and in the same voice).

Mii: "Nope." Immediately, the Miis went into a frenzy and ripped the front desk off it's hinges, flinging it around. The other Smashers were given no mercy as well.

At the entrance of a Valmmart, Villager started his trek for his axe here.

Villager: "Valmmart, Valmmart. Everything you see is here!" Catchy slogan.

At the Smash Embassy, the building hopped back and forth upon the entire riot caused by the Miis.

King Dedede: "Whoa nelly! Everyone to your battle stations! Don't let 'em overwhelm ya!" The whole embassy is filled with a tide of Miis acting as a body of liquid from their exaggerated numbers.

Falco: "One line is all I ask! One LINE!" The other Smashers were flung about the wild torrent of Miis, powerless before the massive swarm of bodies. The desk if thrown in the air with Pikachu thrown upside next to them alongside Diddy Kong, both disoriented from the overwhelming force of the Miis.

King Dedede: "Whoa! Call for reinforcements Falco!" Fall. Then rise again for the desk to be in shambles with Samus now joining the two in being flung up by the angered Miis. "We've lost our footing Falco!" Fall. Then rise again for just Dedede to be in Falco's arms crying out for help with Peach and Lucario flung up with them this time. "CALL MY MOMMY FALCO!"

Falco: "The hell like I know her number~!"

Back in Valmmart, Villager had a shopping cart looking for weapons but just couldn't find them. He then approached a worker there.

Villager: "Excuse me sir. But where could I find the axes?" That certain worker was the owner of said superstore, Mr. Walhart himself, checking on stocks in this aisle for bread.

Walhart: "Ah the axes. They're on aisle 26, on the left of the chips."

Villager: "Thank you sir!"

Walhart: "Say? Aren't you a little young to be wielding deadly weapons?"

Villager: "No, no I'm not." And with that he was on his way to be a Smasher.

Now to return to the chaos at the embassy, the overflow of Miis has the Smashers beat, with only Falco and Dedede left afloat on the surface.

Falco: "HELP!" On a wave, both birds were slammed into a support beam away from the rising tides.

King Dedede: "Game over man, game over!" Upon realizing he and Falco were out of the depths, he looked up the beam they landed on. "Climb Falco! Climb like yo momma told ya!" They then proceeded to climb higher away from the rising waters. Near the ceiling of the embassy, Falco and Dedede were out of the tidal waves reach, hellbent on drowning the final Smashers left there. "This looks like the end my brotha! Let me just say it was an honor fighting with you and those other guys!"

Falco: "It wasn't supposed to end like this! I was supposed to go down with my Arwing in my final hours." He clenched onto the pillar, waiting until he could hold on no longer. Just then, in their darkest hour, a red light shown down on them.

Villager: "Did anyone order for a new Smash Brother?!" Villager sang out the theme of Superman through a megaphone as he descended down on balloons that a Balloon Fighter used back in the day. Dedede and Falco were left stammering upon his arrival, not at all expecting him to return. "I'm back with the Hyperdynamic Axe with the Dual Slapper attachments, buts that's not all!" The slappers began slapping both the Smashers to show them just what Dedede had wanted. "The Turbo! And to think, their was only one in stock!" He looked down on the ravaging swarm of Miis. "Wow, you guys really let this place go while I was out. But not to worry! This is a perfect opportunity to show off just how powerful a member I can be! Just watch you guys!" Villager flew over to the middle of the swarm, oddly having them separate just for him to land on a small spot on the floor. "Who's first!" (Would play great if you played the moment of the episode Spongebob fed the Anchovies).

The Miis who came upon the lone boy didn't see the mollywhopping to come from him. Using his axe, he smacked the assailants around like he were trying to catch a butterfly with a net. He then leapt over a crowd, swinging the weapon around in a flurry. When he stopped, the Miis around dropped in bite-sized cubes not seeing such a little guy kicking ass and taking names. The Villager comically started walking over the Miis heads, dropping numerous bowling balls on the unsuspecting targets heads. He fought like he were dancing without a care in the world, releasing a Loid Rocket to explode into a bunch of enemies. The Miis trying to overwhelm him were avoided, then hit by an arsenal of an umbrella, a stick, turnips, a slingshot, and of course the axe superweapon. For this fighting clown would be worthy, to join the ranks of the legendary Super Smash Brothers. In only a matter of minutes, the dancing fighter had driven out the all but one Mii back to the transports, which he smacked out with the side of his axe like a golfer, sending off the last of the Miis packing.

Looking about the mess of the embassy, he found that the Smashers, sans Dedede and Falco, had been rendered unconscious by the riot. Samus laid on her back, one hand over her stomach; Lucario laid behind a upturned sofa; Peach laid slumped on a wall, Diddy laid on his front; and Pikachu hung on a tipped over coat rack. After the moment, a huge white hand entered the entrance gazing upon the mess. He did see a little Villager standing amongst the wreckage, amongst all his unconscious Smashers.

Master Hand: "You!" His booming voice scared the Villager. "Are you behind this!"

Villager: "No sir! It was a bunch of Miis. I came and fought them off." Master hand observed the lad, fearful towards the master of the Smash Bros.. He did catch a glimpse of his odd weapon.

Master Hand: "Where did you get that weapon?" Villager looked at his axe.

Villager: "Oh this?! King Dedede told me to go get one in order to pass a test before the application."

Master Hand: "He DID did he?" Falco and Dedede slipped down from the beam they hid up from, only to fall upon the hands glaring aura.

Falco: "Oh crap."

Master Hand: "Young man. You need not a fancy weapon to get into my organization. Just be yourself, and may we see you for the next Smash." Villager felt disheartened, but something else came to mind.

Villager: "Does that mean I'm in?"

Master Hand: "You can check your mail in the next 5 business days for a letter of acceptance, only then will you officially be a part of the Super Smash Bros.." He's going to get a mail! That means he is in!

Villager: "Wait. What about the application?"

Master Hand: "I've given my word you'll gain a letter. That should be enough." Villager was overjoyed on his accomplishment.

Villager: "Thank you Master Hand! I won't make you regret it!"

Master Hand: "I'm sure you won't. The tournament could use unique moves like yours." He turned back to the other 2. "As for you 2, I would like to speak to you in the office, starting with you Dedede."

King Dedede: "Aww." The penguin followed the hand into the back to be chastised, while Falco stood back at the suddenly repaired front desk, mad that he's in trouble next. Just then, Link, Zelda, and DK came through the front of the embassy.

Link: "What happened here?"
Falco: "Nothing. Where have you 3 been?"

Zelda: "Well on our way here, we chased after a mugger in the streets. He was quite elusive, but we finally managed to catch him and bring him to the authorities."

DK: "*Hoot* *Hoot* "Raah!" He pounded his chest a bit. Link saw the Villager standing nearby.

Link: "Who's the new guy?"

Falco: "Just some fresh meat." That was all he said before shrugging off the conversation.

Zelda: "Hello. I'm Princess Zelda of Hyrule. This is Link, Hyrule's champion and this is Donkey Kong." She introduced her allies.

Link: "You must be ready for a Smash, cause let me tell you, I'm no push-over." Suddenly, something inside Villager snapped when he heard those words.

Villager: "(*Gasp* Them's fighting words!)" Being new to this, Villager pulled out his Hyperdynamic axe and had a homicidal glint in his eye. (Now would be good to play the part of Tiny Tim Living In The Sunlight at the end of the episode.)

Link: "Umm, buddy you okay?" Suddenly the Villager leapt into the 3 Smashers, opening up a can of whoop-ass and laying on the hurt. "Gyah!"

Zelda: "Sweet Golden Goddesses!"

Dk: "OOOoooOOOOH." Falco witnessed the three veterans be annihilated by the new recruit, showing little to no mercy to the Smashers.

Link: "Ooowww, my spleen!"

Falco: "Master Hand! Master Hand!" More pain and destruction crashed about the embassy as the one sided battle took it's toll.

Zelda: "Aiiiee! The horror!"

Falco: "Master Hand~. Come see the new Smasher at work!" *Crashing* *Bashing* *Moar crashing and bashing*

And such the expansion of the Smash Brothers was only beginning with one enthusiastic Villager being only one of the wacky newcomers of this illustrious team.

Another reminder, the next chapters will not be in order of episodes, but some will. This is basically just filler until my chronic writers block can be averted. Thank you for your patience and all your support.