Our band Director got ran over by a tuba
(Sing to "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer)
By- B-chan and Ushii-chan
Our BD got ran over by a tuba
While meeting with the Wiseman
You could say that (tuba player) was the culprit
But as for me and b-chan; we just laugh
He'd been drinking too much coffee
And we begged him not to go,
But he just wouldn't listen
And he staggered out the door to his car
When we found him the next morning,
At the scene of the attack
He had circles on his forehead
And Wiseman's cape on his back
Our BD got ran over by a tuba
While meeting with the Wiseman
You could say that (tuba player) was the culprit
But as for me and b-chan; we just laugh
Now we're all so proud of (some hapless soul that likes BD)
He/She's been taking it so well
See him/her in there watching concerts
Eating no candy
And playing games with (band member)
It's not Band without Our BD
All the band is dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder;
Should still be in band or
Just quit it?
JUST QUIT IT!
Our BD got ran over by a tuba
While meeting with the Wiseman
You could say that (tuba player) was the culprit
But as for me and b-chan; we just laugh
Now we are no longer
Members of the band
And our (school colors) uniforms
That should just match the colorgaurds
And the hairs on their wigs
I've warned all my friends and classmates,
Better watch out for yourselves,
They should never given a tuba
To a man/gal who plays brass
And does odd things
Our BD got ran over by a tuba
While meeting with the Wiseman
You could say that (tuba player) was the culprit
But as for me and b-chan; we just laugh
A/N: Like it? B-chan came up with the 'Our BD got ran over by a tuba' part. The rest is mine. Wiseman is our BD's imaginary friend. I own nothing but the idea, the filk, and the word document I typed this in. "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer" belongs to who ever wrote it. Our BD owns the Wiseman and himself.
JA NE!
(Sing to "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer)
By- B-chan and Ushii-chan
Our BD got ran over by a tuba
While meeting with the Wiseman
You could say that (tuba player) was the culprit
But as for me and b-chan; we just laugh
He'd been drinking too much coffee
And we begged him not to go,
But he just wouldn't listen
And he staggered out the door to his car
When we found him the next morning,
At the scene of the attack
He had circles on his forehead
And Wiseman's cape on his back
Our BD got ran over by a tuba
While meeting with the Wiseman
You could say that (tuba player) was the culprit
But as for me and b-chan; we just laugh
Now we're all so proud of (some hapless soul that likes BD)
He/She's been taking it so well
See him/her in there watching concerts
Eating no candy
And playing games with (band member)
It's not Band without Our BD
All the band is dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder;
Should still be in band or
Just quit it?
JUST QUIT IT!
Our BD got ran over by a tuba
While meeting with the Wiseman
You could say that (tuba player) was the culprit
But as for me and b-chan; we just laugh
Now we are no longer
Members of the band
And our (school colors) uniforms
That should just match the colorgaurds
And the hairs on their wigs
I've warned all my friends and classmates,
Better watch out for yourselves,
They should never given a tuba
To a man/gal who plays brass
And does odd things
Our BD got ran over by a tuba
While meeting with the Wiseman
You could say that (tuba player) was the culprit
But as for me and b-chan; we just laugh
A/N: Like it? B-chan came up with the 'Our BD got ran over by a tuba' part. The rest is mine. Wiseman is our BD's imaginary friend. I own nothing but the idea, the filk, and the word document I typed this in. "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer" belongs to who ever wrote it. Our BD owns the Wiseman and himself.
JA NE!