A/N: It's all Sammi's fault. Sadako is the name I've given to Oishi's little sister (It's also used in Off the Spiral: The Trouble with Foursomes by myself and my cowriter)… Uh...not beta-ed either =.=;;
Disclaimer: You know quite well I don't own it.
"Your aunts want to know who you're in a relationship with." Oishi's mother put a glass of orange juice in front of him.
"What?" Oishi tried to look as innocent as possible.
"On facebook." His sister took her seat at the breakfast table. "You have that you're in a relationship." She smirked. She, of course, knew all about his relationship.
"Well, I wasn't aware that you were in a relationship until they brought it to my attention." Oishi's mother sat down as well.
"But—"
"I think it'd be nice of you to introduce her to all of us this weekend when they come over for the dinner party."
"Um… I-I'll see if she has plans…" Oishi fiddled with the food on his plate guiltily.
"Of course she doesn't have plans. Not unless they're with you. What else would a young woman be doing on a Saturday night?"
Oishi gulped. "Right…"
"You didn't make plans the same night as our dinner party, did you, Shuichirou?"
"No, mother."
"Good. Well then, it's settled."
-o-
"I can't believe you're making me do this."
"I'm really sorry, Eiji, but they're all insisting."
"You're totally buying me ice cream after practice on Monday."
"I promise." Oishi kissed the redhead's temple.
"I don't just wear a dress for anyone, you know."
"I know."
"Or shave my legs, or straighten my hair. Oishii, I even put on lip gloss! If my sister finds out I took it from her purse, she'll kill me!"
"I know. I know. But, if it makes you feel any better, you make a very pretty girl." Oishi pushed a stray lock of hair behind Eiji's ear.
"Really, Oishii?"
"Of course." Oishi opened his front door for Eiji and took his coat and shoes off. Eiji held the coats while Oishi got the hangers out of the front closet.
"Hiya, Nii-san, Eiji-nii." Oishi Sadako appeared behind them as they shut the closet door.
"Sadako-chan! You have to call me Eiji-nee-san tonight! Pretty please?" He looked at the little girl pleadingly.
"Okay, but only if you promise to let me take a picture of you."
Eiji pouted, not liking the idea of this night being immortalized in film. He looked at Oishi. "Fine."
"Oh, and you might want to take the heart barrettes out of your hair," she suggested, "Mom thinks they're childish."
Eiji's hand touched the barrette keeping his stubborn bangs parted to the left self-consciously.
"Leave it." Oishi steered Eiji into the kitchen-dining room area by the elbow. "It suits you."
-o-
"Shuichirou, your girlfriend was so cute. It's a shame she had to go home." One of his aunts giggled drunkenly, hand clutching the stem of a wine glass.
"Eiji-nee-chan likes to cook breakfast for her brothers and sisters." Sadako leaned on the back of her big brother's chair.
"And a good cook too? How wonderful! She'll make the perfect wife!" his other aunt crowed.
Oishi smiled appeasingly. Wife indeed.