Title: No Advanced Warning
Author: Darkstarspanky aka Carter
Summary: SG-1 gates to a planet with Ancient technology. With this technology, they get themselves into a rather...interesting situation.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Anything that happened previous to "Heroes I & II"
Disclaimer: Not mine...yadda, yadda, yadda...I only own the SG-1 DVDs a shipload of tapes...
Author's Note: My first published fan fiction. This idea has been done to death I'm sure, but oh well. This takes place sometime during season 7, but after "Fragile Balance". Please review if you find my story worthy of doing so. I'm only 15 so give me a break on the grammar and writing skills. Thanks and...enjoy!
Sam's POV
Have you ever felt like your life was just one big dream? Or, in some cases, one big nightmare? I have. This story starts out like all do. It was an ordinary day on another mission for my team. We 'gated to a planet that was said to have technology belonging to the Ancients. Daniel was, as always, hoping to find a clue to the location of Atlantis. Teal'c was...impassive. Jack, ahem, Colonel O'Neill was being...himself. After a short trek through the wilderness, we came upon a small temple. Never one to ignore an opportunity to explore, Daniel immediately took to looking around and trying to translate writings. Teal'c took to covering our asses as usual. Ja...er, the colonel and I were just wandering around. His, more out of boredom than anything else. Then he came upon a small box. Which is really where our story begins, anyway. Looking at me and motioning me over, we looked at the box for a few minutes, trying to discern what it was. "What do you think it is?" he asked me in a hushed tone.
"No idea," I said
We made to pick it up, just as Daniel started to speak,
"Hey, have any of you guys found a--" he stopped mid-sentence, seeing the object we had in our hands.
"Found a wh--" The colonel and I had said in unison, but broke off. Before we knew it, we were unconscious on the floor.
According to Daniel, it was only the colonel and I that passed out. When we awoke, we were in for one of the biggest shocks of our lives (well, mine anyway)...we were teenagers.
"Damn it! Not again!" I heard the colonel say.
I picked up a fragment of glass off the floor, looked at it, and promptly fainted. When I woke once again, I found all of my teammates standing over me, staring at me intently as if daring me to make a sudden movement. Daniel and Teal'c hoisted me up by my arms and asked me if I was alright. I'm in the body of a fifteen year old! Of course I'm not alright! They're both mad if they think I am, and I told them so. The colonel wasn't happy either, but I think he was faring better than I was. It's a bloody shame I couldn't take the time to notice how cute he was. I did not just say that...oh, I did. Damn.
"Does anyone know why this happened?" I asked no one in particular.
"This is turning out to be a bad day..." I heard the colonel mutter.
"I couldn't agree more," I told him.
"So, what were you doing when...that happened?" Daniel asked us.
"We just picked it up and, BAM! We ended up like this," the colonel replied, while making wild hand gestures.
"I agree with him...except without all the wild movements." He glared at me, but I just looked innocently back.
We all looked at Teal'c, expecting him to at least raise and eyebrow, but we didn't even get that. What we did get was a snort of laughter. We all looked at each other in shock. Did he really just snort in laughter while we're stuck like this?! That loon! The colonel and I rounded on him,
"Think this is funny, do you?" I looked him straight in the eye, silently daring him to do it again.
"Indeed I do, Major Carter," he said, looking ready to laugh again.
"Teal'c..." the colonel said in a warning tone. We heard Daniel clear his throat loudly from the other side of the room,
"Alright," the colonel sighed, "pick up the cube, carefully put it in a transport container and let's get out of here."
"I am afraid I cannot follow the orders of a child." Teal'c said while...smirking? The man definitely changed in the past seven years. At least before, he may have been laughing, but he always kept it to himself.
"You pick now to make wisecracks?" I looked directly at him with a raised eyebrow and a smirk of my own, almost as if saying I knew something he didn't. It had the desired effect.
"This'll be fun to explain," Daniel said, shaking with silent laughter.
"Of course it'll be, you're going to explain it." the colonel told him. Notice I'm calling him "the colonel" a lot. Must. Not. Call. Him. Jack. Screw it. Who's gonna know? On our way back to the 'gate, I walked with Jack.
"Well, at least we know there isn't a clone this time," I said
"Is that supposed to make me feel better? It doesn't," he frowned, "Notice how this stuff never happens to the other two. It never even happened to Jonas. We just thought he was crazy."
"Yeah...but Daniel has died a lot. Your first mission, when the Nox saved us, whe--"
He stopped me from going any further by placing a hand over my mouth. I must say, I was quite tempted to bite it.
"I get your point, Carter. No need to get into details," he said, hand still covering my mouth. I just couldn't help it, I started laughing. He gave me a funny look. I pulled his hand away from my mouth and apologized. I was silently thanking God he couldn't read minds.
"Are you going to tell me why you were laughing?" he asked a moment later,
"I already apologized, what more do you want?" I retorted, trying to dissuade him from asking more questions.
"...fine, at least tell me if you were laughing at me?" he looked slightly hopeful that I would answer.
I couldn't think of what to say. I cleared my throat and prepared to speak, but I still couldn't think of anything to say.
"Great, perfect time for my mind to fail me. I can't very well say, 'I wanted to bite your hand', now can I?"
Jack was once again looking at me strangely. Then I realized: I had said that out loud.
"I said that out loud, didn't I?"
"Yep," he nodded.
"Thought so."
Crap. So much for making up a lie. Thank God the 'gate was right in front of us by that time. Now to go home and deal with the General.
Author's Note: Please review...you know you want to...even if it's to tell me it sucks...If you guys want more, I'll try and have the next chapter up sometime this weekend. Thanks!
Author: Darkstarspanky aka Carter
Summary: SG-1 gates to a planet with Ancient technology. With this technology, they get themselves into a rather...interesting situation.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Anything that happened previous to "Heroes I & II"
Disclaimer: Not mine...yadda, yadda, yadda...I only own the SG-1 DVDs a shipload of tapes...
Author's Note: My first published fan fiction. This idea has been done to death I'm sure, but oh well. This takes place sometime during season 7, but after "Fragile Balance". Please review if you find my story worthy of doing so. I'm only 15 so give me a break on the grammar and writing skills. Thanks and...enjoy!
Sam's POV
Have you ever felt like your life was just one big dream? Or, in some cases, one big nightmare? I have. This story starts out like all do. It was an ordinary day on another mission for my team. We 'gated to a planet that was said to have technology belonging to the Ancients. Daniel was, as always, hoping to find a clue to the location of Atlantis. Teal'c was...impassive. Jack, ahem, Colonel O'Neill was being...himself. After a short trek through the wilderness, we came upon a small temple. Never one to ignore an opportunity to explore, Daniel immediately took to looking around and trying to translate writings. Teal'c took to covering our asses as usual. Ja...er, the colonel and I were just wandering around. His, more out of boredom than anything else. Then he came upon a small box. Which is really where our story begins, anyway. Looking at me and motioning me over, we looked at the box for a few minutes, trying to discern what it was. "What do you think it is?" he asked me in a hushed tone.
"No idea," I said
We made to pick it up, just as Daniel started to speak,
"Hey, have any of you guys found a--" he stopped mid-sentence, seeing the object we had in our hands.
"Found a wh--" The colonel and I had said in unison, but broke off. Before we knew it, we were unconscious on the floor.
According to Daniel, it was only the colonel and I that passed out. When we awoke, we were in for one of the biggest shocks of our lives (well, mine anyway)...we were teenagers.
"Damn it! Not again!" I heard the colonel say.
I picked up a fragment of glass off the floor, looked at it, and promptly fainted. When I woke once again, I found all of my teammates standing over me, staring at me intently as if daring me to make a sudden movement. Daniel and Teal'c hoisted me up by my arms and asked me if I was alright. I'm in the body of a fifteen year old! Of course I'm not alright! They're both mad if they think I am, and I told them so. The colonel wasn't happy either, but I think he was faring better than I was. It's a bloody shame I couldn't take the time to notice how cute he was. I did not just say that...oh, I did. Damn.
"Does anyone know why this happened?" I asked no one in particular.
"This is turning out to be a bad day..." I heard the colonel mutter.
"I couldn't agree more," I told him.
"So, what were you doing when...that happened?" Daniel asked us.
"We just picked it up and, BAM! We ended up like this," the colonel replied, while making wild hand gestures.
"I agree with him...except without all the wild movements." He glared at me, but I just looked innocently back.
We all looked at Teal'c, expecting him to at least raise and eyebrow, but we didn't even get that. What we did get was a snort of laughter. We all looked at each other in shock. Did he really just snort in laughter while we're stuck like this?! That loon! The colonel and I rounded on him,
"Think this is funny, do you?" I looked him straight in the eye, silently daring him to do it again.
"Indeed I do, Major Carter," he said, looking ready to laugh again.
"Teal'c..." the colonel said in a warning tone. We heard Daniel clear his throat loudly from the other side of the room,
"Alright," the colonel sighed, "pick up the cube, carefully put it in a transport container and let's get out of here."
"I am afraid I cannot follow the orders of a child." Teal'c said while...smirking? The man definitely changed in the past seven years. At least before, he may have been laughing, but he always kept it to himself.
"You pick now to make wisecracks?" I looked directly at him with a raised eyebrow and a smirk of my own, almost as if saying I knew something he didn't. It had the desired effect.
"This'll be fun to explain," Daniel said, shaking with silent laughter.
"Of course it'll be, you're going to explain it." the colonel told him. Notice I'm calling him "the colonel" a lot. Must. Not. Call. Him. Jack. Screw it. Who's gonna know? On our way back to the 'gate, I walked with Jack.
"Well, at least we know there isn't a clone this time," I said
"Is that supposed to make me feel better? It doesn't," he frowned, "Notice how this stuff never happens to the other two. It never even happened to Jonas. We just thought he was crazy."
"Yeah...but Daniel has died a lot. Your first mission, when the Nox saved us, whe--"
He stopped me from going any further by placing a hand over my mouth. I must say, I was quite tempted to bite it.
"I get your point, Carter. No need to get into details," he said, hand still covering my mouth. I just couldn't help it, I started laughing. He gave me a funny look. I pulled his hand away from my mouth and apologized. I was silently thanking God he couldn't read minds.
"Are you going to tell me why you were laughing?" he asked a moment later,
"I already apologized, what more do you want?" I retorted, trying to dissuade him from asking more questions.
"...fine, at least tell me if you were laughing at me?" he looked slightly hopeful that I would answer.
I couldn't think of what to say. I cleared my throat and prepared to speak, but I still couldn't think of anything to say.
"Great, perfect time for my mind to fail me. I can't very well say, 'I wanted to bite your hand', now can I?"
Jack was once again looking at me strangely. Then I realized: I had said that out loud.
"I said that out loud, didn't I?"
"Yep," he nodded.
"Thought so."
Crap. So much for making up a lie. Thank God the 'gate was right in front of us by that time. Now to go home and deal with the General.
Author's Note: Please review...you know you want to...even if it's to tell me it sucks...If you guys want more, I'll try and have the next chapter up sometime this weekend. Thanks!