*Sings* One fine day with a two woofs and a..a..what sound does a stag make? Oh..nevermind. Let's just get on with this story. One day, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and James Potter were chasing eachother around the big lake thing at Hogwarts. It was fun. Then Peter Pettigrew can running up.
"Guys! Guys!" He whined. "Why did you leave me! Snape and Malfoy almost put my head in the toilet…again! But I got away 'cause I did the little animal thing we know how to do!"
But the other 3 boys weren't listening. Peter sighed and tired to catch up. But OH NO! Peter slipped on some mud and fell into the lake! He screamed and screamed for what seemed an eternity, but in reality was only about 10 seconds.
"What the hell is that?" Sirius asked.
"I dunno! Let's go investigate!" James replied, running to where there was lots of splashing and stuff.
"Is that Peter in the water?" Remus questioned. "Maybe we should rescue him or something…"
"Hell naw, by-otch! He can save hisself, foo'! an' I ain't getin' aww wet an' shizt." Sirius said in his wonderful British accent. (A/N: Gawd I would love to see a British person trying to speak all ghetto. That would so make my day!)
Suddenly, the giant squid and his wife, Mrs. Giant Sqiud, came to the surface!
"Hey, Sirus, Remus, and James!" They both waved. Then they noticed Peter in the water.
"Want this back?" Mrs. Giant Squid asked.
"No, you can keep it," James replied quickly.
"OKAY!!" Giant squid said happily. So Mr. And Mrs. Squid ripped Peter apart and each ate half of him.
"Ding dong the bitch is dead! The bitch is dead!" The 2 companions sang and danced around happily. They were finally free from the hell that is Peter Pettigrew.
THE END!
"Guys! Guys!" He whined. "Why did you leave me! Snape and Malfoy almost put my head in the toilet…again! But I got away 'cause I did the little animal thing we know how to do!"
But the other 3 boys weren't listening. Peter sighed and tired to catch up. But OH NO! Peter slipped on some mud and fell into the lake! He screamed and screamed for what seemed an eternity, but in reality was only about 10 seconds.
"What the hell is that?" Sirius asked.
"I dunno! Let's go investigate!" James replied, running to where there was lots of splashing and stuff.
"Is that Peter in the water?" Remus questioned. "Maybe we should rescue him or something…"
"Hell naw, by-otch! He can save hisself, foo'! an' I ain't getin' aww wet an' shizt." Sirius said in his wonderful British accent. (A/N: Gawd I would love to see a British person trying to speak all ghetto. That would so make my day!)
Suddenly, the giant squid and his wife, Mrs. Giant Sqiud, came to the surface!
"Hey, Sirus, Remus, and James!" They both waved. Then they noticed Peter in the water.
"Want this back?" Mrs. Giant Squid asked.
"No, you can keep it," James replied quickly.
"OKAY!!" Giant squid said happily. So Mr. And Mrs. Squid ripped Peter apart and each ate half of him.
"Ding dong the bitch is dead! The bitch is dead!" The 2 companions sang and danced around happily. They were finally free from the hell that is Peter Pettigrew.
THE END!