Disclaimer: I'm just borrowing them, they don't belong to me.

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OH MY GOD!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!

Oh, don't be silly. You just got here.

WHY AM I HERE, YOU FAGGOT?!!! I DON"T EVEN KNOW YOU!

Well, you seemed so depressed. I thought you could use some cheering up. And my name is not 'faggot' it's Johnny. Johnny C.

I AM NOT DEPRESSED, YOU FREAK!! LET ME OUT OF THIS THING!!!

I know just the thing to make you happy. Hang on a sec.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE?!!!! GET AWAY!! DON"T COME NEAR MEEEEEEEAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHhhhaaahhhhhuuuuuhuhhhhh. . .

Hmmm, you don't seem happy, yet.

uuuhhhpbpbpbgugh. . .

Maybe if I tried again. . .

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Hmmm, I just can't understand why you're not happy.

uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh. . .

I just don't get it. A disemboweling always make me happy.

uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh. . .

I think I'll try just one more time. . .

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My first posted fic. *gushes as eyes get all big and wobbly* Wasn't it budiful? *Goes back to normal* Well, there it is. Hope you enjoyed it.