Perdita X Dream
Perditax
Agnes who calls herself Perditax
Agnes Nitt
Unfair
Why is it that whenever I try to reinvent myself the new me always comes across as a Bloody Stupid Johnson creation?
Take Perdita X Dream (my personal thin girl). I meant her to be a bin for all those words I couldn't say –like damn or bugger. Or shi—yes thank you Perdita. Or the thoughts I couldn't have—like –shut up!! I'm writing this! What did I get? A split personality! A major psychotic disorder! – A bum like four pigs!—I'll ignore that. ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYING –WELL IF YOU WOULD JUST LET ME OUT EVERY NOW AND THEN MAYBE I WOULDNT INTERRUPT YOUAND BE A RIGHT PAIN IN THE ARSE—OH SO NOW ITS MY FAULT YOU'RE AN ANTISOCIAL BI...BIT...NOT VERY NICE PERSON?—YES EXACTLY!!—WELL DANG YOU TO POOT!!!!!
Sorry you'll have to excuse my evil—realistic—evil—realistic—EVIL! Other personality. She's a pain in the ar... No I can say it... ar...A pain in the ar...Ar...Ar...Buttocks dang It.—damn damn dadamn damn, she's blushing you know! From buttock! How fuc—STOP—ng pathetic is that?—back to what I was saying.
I did try Catherine—bloody awful name—once but it didn't work—quite right too! I'm the only second personality you need!—ah well I have some new names want to hear?—no—how about Lolamenta—what's that an illness?—or maybe Beyacianatta—never choose a name that sounds like a brand of genuan cheese—or possibly Lienma?—sounds like a kind of cabbage leaf. Which by the way fatty-o you should be eating more of—pardon?—chocolate isn't gonna lose you any weight is it—great I'm getting dieting advice from my other personality—I'm thinner than you aren't I?
Right that's it I'm off to have an exorcism! See you in hell Perdita!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow did I? I said hell. She's having an effect on me!!