i don't own bleach.
This was inspired by Arranged love or coercion? by Namikaze Ichime.
Karakura town
Kurosaki household
Inside a commotion is happening.
Give my bag my old man said Ichigo.
But my sweet oldest daughter daddy just wants a hug said Isshin.
I said no said Ichigo.
Then she kicked him into the face and he fell to the ground.
Then she took her bag and rushed out the door.
Damn it now i'm gonna be late for school said Ichigo.
Then she saw Renji.
Oh hi hey Renji said Ichigo.
Late for school Ichigo? Renji asks.
i'm only late because my dad wouldn't give me my bookbag said Ichigo.
Anyway, what are you doing here? Ichigo.
I haven't sensed a hollow or anything said Ichigo.
My captain wants to talk to you said Renji.
About what? Ichigo asks.
I don't know but I have never seen Captain Kuchiki so pissed said Renji.
What'd you do? Renji asks.
Nothing I haven't been to the soul society in two months because I had to study for midterm exams said Ichigo.
Huh? you study? Renji asks.
Hey, I may not be a straight A student but at least I keep my grades to a B- and manage to perform my duties as a substitute soul reaper said Ichigo.
Ok sorry, I said Renji.
So anyway just let me do something said Ichigo.
Kon said Ichigo.
the stuffed animal came running out of the house
Ichigo grabbed Kon, reached into his mouth, pulled out the Mod Soul, put it in her mouth and swallowed it.
Her soul then separated from her physical body.
Cover for me Kon and if I hear that you were doing any perverted or nasty with my body i'll super glue you into a teddy bear and give you to Yuzu said Ichigo.
Ok, Jeez said, Kon.
He takes off.
I don't know why you don't use chappy like the rest of the female soul reapers? said Renji.
I'd walked in front of a bus before I use her again said Ichigo.
No need to be so dramatic said Renji.
Just open the Senkaimon said Ichigo.
Renji opens the Senkaimon and they pass through
They arrive in the Soul Society.