Marsh Pregnancy
Chapter 1
By Shadowgate
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Jerry Marsh walked up to the bus stop and saw Kate Broflavski there.
Jerry yelled "Kate I want a brother or a sister and I know my parents have been romantic lately."
Kate told him she was hopeful he'd get his wish as the school bus pulled up.
At school the principal called all the students to the gym for an assembly.
The principal stated "alright over 20 years ago South Park went progressive so we put great emphasis on sex education."
The school nurse stepped up.
When she did she began talking to the children about condom use as a preventative measure against STDS.
At the end of the sex education lesson she told the children "condoms are not a 100% guarantee. Those sperm cells are so small that if the condom has a hole in it they can seep out."
Jerry began rubbing his hands with a smile on his face saying to himself "I know how I'll get a sibling now."
When Jerry got home he realized both his parents were at work. He made his way up to his parent's room and used his math compass to poke holes in all the condoms.
Jerry thought to himself "oh I was so certain I heard them talk about using condoms and they are. Oh dear dad it seems these condoms are now defective."
Jerry giggled and fled his parents room believing his plan to get a sibling would succeed.
TO BE CONTINUED