disclaimer: sadly I don't own hetalia
PING!
Stupid pop-up won't go away. I can never get any peace can I? I guess I should describe myself now I'm five foot six have back length dark brown hair and dark brown eyes and I'm fourteen year's old I also have tan-ish skin. I live alone in a gigantic house that has three floors if you don't include the attic and the basement. there's the kitchen, dining room, three rooms, three bathrooms, and a closet on the first floor. More bedrooms, bathrooms, and closets upstairs.
PING!
Stupid pop-up! Die!
Win free HETALIA UNITS
Wait wait wait! Free hetalia units...awesome~. I filled out the survay and waited for my laptop to load this information.
Your HETALIA UNITS will arrive in 2-3 buisness days
I looked at the time on my digital clock, it was already four in the morning. I turned off my laptop and turned off the light.
"Goodnight Saber." I said to my siberian husky who laid at the foot of my bed. He barked and I took that as a goodnight and fell asleep.
-Three days later-
Ding Dong!
I woke up to the, annoying, doorbell ringing. I got up out of bed put on my black fuzzy slippers and trudged downstairs with Saber following behind. I looked out the window in one of the rooms downstairs and saw a truck with flying mint bunny on it.
It's hard not to laugh when you look outside your window and find a giant green pikachu with wings staring right at you.
Anyways I opened the front door to see a guy with red hair wearing a mint green shirt with flying mint bunny in the middle. It's really hard to not laugh you know.
"Hello are you miss Lena Volkov?" He said looking at me up and down. I would do that too when I see a girl wearing a tanktop and basketball shorts with bed head.
"Yes, thats me." I said in my stoic tone.
"Here's your package, sign here please and take this." I signed the electronic clipboard and took the envelope he had in his hand.
"Do you want me to roll it in?" He asked, I nodded my head and moved aside as he rolled in a crate with chains on it.
I don't think crates are supposed to have chains on it.
He put it in the foyer next to the staircase. "Have a nice day." He said then left. I opened the envelope and pulled out a manual while Saber sniffed the crate.
Ivan Braginski: User Guide and Manual
I looked at the crate then back at the manual. I jumped up and down with excitement. In that crate was one of my favorite hetalia character's. I squealed like a fangirl. Don't judge me. I looked through the manual to see the safest way to wake him up and I chose number one. I took a huge breath and yelled.
"BRAT!"
The crate started shaking and I could hear sobing coming from the inside. I unchained it, grabbed my crowbar and took off the top of the crate. Inside was Ivan in the fetal position. He looked up at me with watery violet eyes.
"You are not Natalya." Thank the Lord!
"No I'm not, my name is Lena." I said, politely
"That is good da." He stood up towering over me, normally a regular person would be terrified of his height but I've seen taller people.
"Would you like something to eat?" I asked, he must be hungry from being in that box.
"Da."
I was right! I take pride in being right. I was on my way to the kitchen when I didn't here foot steps behind me. I turned around and saw Saber sniffing Ivan's shoes and Ivan was just looking down at him, he must like Saber.
"Saber stop it." I said but he didn't listen, he perfers russian instead of english.
"It's ok, I don't mind." Ivan said looking at me with his creepy smile. I sighed "Ok, what would you like to eat?"
"Syrniki would be nice, da." I haven't had syrniki in a long time, I wonder if I remember the recipe?
"Ok I think I can make that."
I said finally remebering how to make it, when I said that I think I saw his smile widen.
After finishing the syrniki I put it on a plate for me and Ivan. I looked out the kitchen door and saw Ivan having a staring contest with Saber. Should I be worried? Probably.
"Uhh the syrniki is done?" It sounded more like a question.
"Spasibo Lena." He came into the kitchen with Saber trailing behind. After finishing a quite breakfast I lead him upstairs so he could pick a room.
"Okay Ivan you can have whatever room you want except this one and that one." I said pointing to my room then my sisters.
"I would like to have this one." He pointed to the room right in front of mine.
I helped him open the door since it was locked. I like to keep things private okay!
When I opened the door I was greeted with yellow, no wonder I kept the rooms locked I didn't like somethings that were inside.
I looked over at Ivan and saw that his smile had widened so much it looked like the ends of his mouth could touch his eyes.
"Do you like the room Ivan?" I asked.
"Da I like it a lot Lena, spasibo" He hugged me, awww thats so swee-HOLY CRAP THIS DUDE IS ABOUT TO CRUSH MY SPINE!
I expressed this opinion. "Ivan, please let go." I managed to choked out. He let go (THANK GOD) and patted me on my head. Ow, I think I stopped growing a little. Ivan looked back at me after entering his room his smile still full.
"Lena, are you russian?" He asked not taking his eyes off me, I felt a prickling heat at the top of my head.
"Yes I am, but how did you know?" I asked a little confused on how he knew, people usually confused my name for something else.
"Your name means 'moon' in russian also I hear your faint russian accent" Ivan said. Now you made me feel stupid.
"Does that mean you are one with russia?"
What...I hope that isn't supposed to be perverted.
"Uhhh can I get back to you on that?"
"...Da."
"I'll be right back okay?"
"Da."
I left the room and started to look for Saber, I found him downstairs in the living room laying on the couch. Lazy dog!
"Come on Saber, lets go." I said while poking his ear. He looked at me then rolled over. Freaking lazy dog.
"Получить сейчас Saber." I said knowing he knows better than to make me irratated. He got up and jumped off the couch and walked over to the front door.
That is so much better good puppy, I tossed him a dog treat. He jumped up and grabbed it in his mouth he ate it peacefully and I walked over to him and saw Ivan coming down the stairs. He smiled at me and went into the living room to watch tv. I wonder if he heard me speak russian, he probably did. I left the house with Saber in front of me and went to walk him in the woods.
When I came back I saw Ivan on the couch with five bottles of vodka around him. He drunk all of his vodka.
SHIIII-
"Oh Lena your back, I need more vodka." Ivan smiled at me, that prickling heat is back.
"Uhh Ivan I'm not old enough to get vodka plus you don't have a ID."
"Lena you know I need vodka, da." The living room is turning purple, thats not good!
"Lets go get vodka, da." He came over to me with that same creepy smile looking down at me.
"Uhhh can you hold on for a bit?" I raced upstairs to a room and locked the door to a random room. I took the house phone that was on the night stand and called the companys number.
Hello. This is Flying Mint Bunny Co. If you recieved a unit you did not order, press one. If you got an alternate version of a unit in the box, press two. If your unit is trying to kill/rape you, press three(I heard Ivan banging on the door, I almost pressed three).
"Hello. Please state your name and the item you need." The person on the other line was a lady, she sounded irritated.
"Lena I know your in there. Why don't you come out kolkolkolkolkol?" Ivan started jiggling the handle.
"Are you sure you didn't mean to press three?" She must've heard Ivan.
"Yes I'm sure, I need an ID for Ivan! My name is Lena Volkov please get me that ID!" I shouted at the lady.
"Lena Volkov...here you are. I can get you the ID tomorrow, okay?" NO ITS NOT OKAY!
"I need that ID NOW!" I was about to cuss the bitch out when I heard her sigh in annoyance. Ivan took this chance and burst through the door. He took me by the neck of my shirt he dragged me out of the room.
"Miss Volkov, I'll send you the ID straight away goodbye."
She hung up and that stupid press this button that button started again.
"Lets go get vodka, da?" Ivan dragged me away like a rag doll.
"Ivan please let go, it feels like your choking me." I said hoping the tall russian would let go. But of course he just giggled and kept dragging me. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder, that hurt. He opened the garage door and went to my sisters old tahoe.
-pause-
Ok your probably wondering where my sister is in all this madness. She used to live with me but went to work in France as a fashion designer. She sometimes comes down here in America to visit and to make sure I haven't gone crazy from being alone.
-unpause-
Ivan threw me into the passenger seat and got into the drivers seat and started the engine and we left the house.
"I didn't know you could drive" I said surprised while I buckled in.
"Of course I can drive, so where is the liqour store?" He looked at me as he pulled out of the garage and had that creepy smile on his face.
"I don't know and keep your eyes on the road!" I said taking the wheel after almost hitting another car.
"Lena...where is the liqour store?" he took his hands off the wheel and turned toward me, with that stupid smile on his face.
"We'll look around town, okay!" I shouted at him and he took the wheel again.
"Spasibo Lena." He said while I tried to slow my pounding heart. We found a old run down liqour store.
"Its probably not open, stupid." I said mumbling out the last part.
"Oh I am stupid." How did the fudge did he hear that!? I glanced at him and saw the purple aura surrounding him.
"No your not! Come on they're probably open!" I said while jumping out the car and going to the drivers side and pulling Ivan out. It was open and it let in people under twenty one.
There was an old man standing at the counter looking mad about something. Weird old man.
"What do you want!" the old man spat out, this guy seems like a asshole.
"Russian vodka." Ivan said looking around the store.
"We got some of that, you got cash and a ID."
"Da I have money but nyet I do not have a ID." Ivan said not bothering to look at the old man. I wouldn't either, the asshole is being a idiot.
"If you ain't got an ID get out!" shouted the old man looking smug. Someone's an idiot~. I looked over at Ivan and saw the area surronding him turning purple. Someone's a really stupid idiot~.
"I am russian, I need vodka. If you don't give me vodka, your store is about to get bloody." he looked down at the old man with that sadistic smile. Wow, I really hope he's not gonna kill him.
"Are you threatening me!" he shouted looking scared. Yeah, you're not so smug now, are you.
"Yes I am. Will anyone really miss you." I heard him giggle and saw his smile widen.
"Uhh sir, I suggest you listen to him." I said looking at the old man who seemed to be quivering.
"Lena is right, give me the vodka now. Da." Ivan said reaching into his coat. Oh God I really hope he's not gonna kill him.
"Fine its in that row, just don't hurt me!" he shouted at Ivan and pointed to the aisle next to him.
"Spasibo." Ivan said then went to get his vodka leaving me with the scared old man. I looked over at the old man and saw him staring at me, he quickly looked away. He better not be a pedo. I looked over at Ivan and saw him with two carts full of vodka and a armfull of vodka.
"Давайте Lena" Ivan said walking toward the door while I followed behind.
"You didn't pay..." he said. Ivan reached into his coat and pulled out my wallet (HOW DID HE GET THAT!) and pulled out the thousand dollars I saved up from working and threw it at the old man.
"Will that be enough?" Ivan turned around and looked at the old man.
"About..." he said not taking his eye's of the money. Greedy old bastard.
Ivan and me left and went to the car.
"Did you have to threaten him?" I asked him when we got to the trunk of the car.
"He wouldn't tell me where the vodka was." Ivan said as I helped him get the vodka into the trunk. I just sighed and went to the passenger side.
"Well you can't threaten random peopleee!" I tripped over air, making me drag out that sentence. I caught myself before I fell to the ground. Stupid gravity.
"How do you manage to trip yourself?" Ivan asked amused that I just barely managed to catch myself.
"I didn't trip myself, its just gravity being a bitch." I said getting in the car before I hurt myself.
"It looked like you tripped yourself to me." Ivan said getting in the car and turning on the engine. I didn't say anything because I knew I wouldn't win the argument. I glanced at Ivan when I heard him giggle.
"I am right da?" he said clearly enjoying himself in being right. When I didn't answer I heard more giggling.
"Shouldn't we get home now." I asked.
"Da." he pulled out of the parking lot. Finally!
"But I am still right." UGHHH!
When we got home we were greeted with Saber sniffing us. He care's so deeply, hurray. I heard the doorbell ring and left Ivan to get his vodka out the car. I looked out the window and saw flying mint bunny and busted out laughing. I couldn't stand it anymore that thing is too funny. After my little laughing fit I opened the door and heard the sound of paws against the floor. looking at the door and saw the same delivery guy from earlier.
"Hello miss Volkov, here's the ID you ordered." He said handing the ID to me.
"Thank you!" I said then turned around to tell Ivan to get his ID. What I didn't expect was to find Ivan standing behind me smiling. I jumped back from being startled by him.
"H-Here's your ID Ivan." I gave him the ID, trying to slow down my heart.
"Spasibo Lena, now I can get better vodka!" Then he turned and left. Wow arn't you happy.
"Anyway bye I'll see you in a week." The delivery guy turned and left. I closed the door and turned to Saber who poked me with his nose.
"What?" I asked while he started to paw at my leg. It took me a while to figure out what he needed untill I noticed his ears were flat against his head. That meant he was hungry. I went into the kitchen and went toward the pantry. I got his food dish and poured the food into his dish. I set it down and went to the sink to wash my hands so I could get started on dinner.
"Ivan, what would you like to eat for dinner?" I asked since I couldn't make up my mind. I looked at the clock on the stove and noticed it was nine o'clock while I waited for Ivan to answer.
"Pirozhki would be nice da." Ivan said from the living room.
"Okay." I told him while taking out the ingredients. After making the Pirozhki I called Ivan to eat dinner. When we were done I wash the dishes while Ivan went back to watching something on tv.
"I'm going to bed now Ivan." I said from behind Ivan. He looked up at me with that ever-lasting smile.
"Goodnight Lena." He reached up and pat my head. Crap that hurt, he's making me short. I made my way upstairs and straight for my room. When I entered my room Saber was laying on my bed. I pat him on his head and looked down. I was still in my night clothes. Shrugging I went into bed. What a tiring day.
-Four day's later-
There's a blade at my throat, he's breathing down my neck.
"Did you really think you could get away from me." His grip at my wrist became tighter making me groan in pain. I widened my eye's and look at the figure that had his face against mine.
"Why can't you just leave me alone?" My voice cracked and I heard him laugh.
"If I did that then you would leave me, you will never leave me." He stopped laughing then tightend his grip on the blade.
"Please, just leave me alone." I let my tears roll down my face.
"If I can't have you, than I'll kill you!" The cold steel touched my neck and my tear's came faster. He pulled back the blade then swung toward my neck I closed my eye's and continued crying.
I shot straight up in a cold sweat. Looking around I noticed I was still in my room. I laid back down and covered my eyes with my arm. I thought I wouldn't have that nightmare anymore. I thought it was all over.
"Lena, are you okay?" I uncovered my eyes, Ivan was standing in the door way. What was he doing up? I nodded my head.
"You don't look okay."
"I'm fine." I winced as I heard my voice crack.
"Then why are you crying?"
"It was just a bad dream."
"Thats not good, da." He walked over to my bed and sat down.
"I'm okay, Ivan."
"You don't have to worry, Lena I will protect you." Ivan smiled softly as I looked at him with my eyes wide. I didn't think Ivan would say that. I nodded as I closed my eyes. I felt Ivan lay down on the bed as I drifted off to sleep.
Yeah, so this is chapter one. If you like it you can wait when I next uplaod it. If you don't like it, then why are you reading it?