Chapter 1 - Sake and Clowns
Today, as you know, is Friday the 13th. Which stands for a bad luck day, most people may or may not know what it orginally came from. However, I, for one do not know nor do I want to find out as much. The SDK Gang partly believed in the bad luck. Their opinion on this day will change soon enough.


Shuffle... Shuffle... The cover of the bedsheets rearranged themselves. No, someone was in bed. Kyo, snapped his eyes opened and sat up. He looked at the digital clock over on the table on his right. 10:30 AM... He had woken up earlier than usual, by 30 minutes. Well whatever, he stood up and glanced at the sake bottle on the desk before putting on a white tee. The bottle was empty. And he wanted sake RIGHT now. Tossing the bottle into the trash can, he walked to the kitchen. Oddly, the house was quiet... Too quiet. Mostly at this time, Yuya would be throwing one of her fits at Benitora for bugging her or something. Kyo looked at the door, their shoes were still at home. Possibly they ran outside without their shoes on on the hot, burning, cement? Judging from their weirdness, Kyo picked maybe...

"Damn.. Where's dog face when I need her." Kyo mumbled, searching the cabinets for sake. He looked everywhere in the house for sake. Yukimura & Sasuke's room, Benitora's, and even Yuya's. "..." Sticking his hand under Yuya's bed, he rummaged around for a bottle of sake. He touched something. It was round, and in a shape of the sake bottle. Pulling it out, he realized it wasn't sake. It was a pink bra. "What the fuck..." He placed the female item back under the bed where he found it. Wondering back to the kitchen, he sat down on hischair. Angrily, he banged on the table and let it all out. "WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE DAMN SAKE IN THE FUCKING HOUSE?!" When he looked back up, he saw Yukimura sitting in front of him, smiling.

"I drank it all!"


Clack, clack, clack. The sound of Sasuke's kendama echoed in his mind as he walked home from school. It was the last day of school, Friday the 13th. He hadn't believe in bad luck, really. Not much but a little. Boring but they had a BBQ, that made his day feel a bit better. Next year he would be heading off towards middle school. Pushing the subject of school off his mind, he thought of what Yukimura would do. Earlier today at the Promotion Ceremony, Yukimura had been filming the whole event. Now since that school was over, he was free to do whatever he liked for the entire summer.

As a shrill cry of fangirls ripped through the calm air, Sasuke spun around and began to ran. Apparently, during the Promotion, lots of people saw Sasuke in formal clothes. Most of them were girls, most. They all thought that Sasuke was cute and they just had to get a picture of him with their child or children. Quickly curving into the yard, Sasuke ran through his backpack for a key and gave up upon it. Instead, he pulled a key from under the mat and crammed the door closed behind him. Breathing, the shrill cries soon died.

"Yukimura?" Sasuke asked into the dark. There was no response. "You home? Yukimura?" Still no response. Silently, Sasuke made it over to his Muramasa sword, and got a good grip on it. Suddenly the lights snapped on. Clowns. Clowns were everywhere, surrounding them. Behind the colored makeup, rainbow afros, and a red squeaky nose was Yukimura and the Jyuyuushii, but Sasuke didn't find that out on time.

On instinct, he unsheathed his Muramasa sword.


A/N: I decided to post this up anyway since I'm not finished with this. I was planning to make it into one chapter only but thats a bit too long and I have no idea for what to do for the rest of the characters yet. Even though its no longer Friday the 13th, enjoy!