Title What A Fine Mess We've Gotten Ourselves Into..

Author Kyrie-Sanctus

Rating PG-13 for cursing and accidental homosexual relations!

Started Monday, July 12, 2004.

Chapters Undecided.

Summary A few crazy mishaps lead Jak and Torn to question their manhood, and their feelings toward one another. [JakTorn]

Dedications I dedicate this to everyone who has reviewed or will review one of my stories in the future. I LOVE CHU ALL!!

Disclaimers Jak II es © to el Naughty Dog Inc., and all characters and other mess mentioned belong to them too.. I'm just borrowing them for the time being. If I get locked up in prison, let's just hope that you people enjoy my fanfics while I get injected with Dark Eco. ;; I'll suffer with ya, Jak!

WARNING YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. OFFICIALLY!! THERE IS CONTENT IN THIS STORY THAT MAY BE UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND HOMOPHOBES. TURN BACK NOW IF YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR (OR AGAINST) THE NATURE OF A RABID FANGIRL WHO STAYED UP ALL NIGHT SKULLING DIET PEPSI.

If not. Please enjoy.

Error One

It started with a kiss. Not a particularly good kiss. Not a bad one, either. But, it was a kiss, lip to lip, their chins colliding harshly in the fall, and the Second in Command learned what the face of an unshaven teen felt like. It wasn't exactly a good thing. Especially since the only thing Torn could think of at the moment was Get the fuck off of me, you punk.

It had been a mistake, especially on Daxter's part, who was now staring wide-eyed and about to cry for the fact that he'd forced his best friend's first kiss on him.. And it happened to belong to the 'Tattooed Wonder.' He looked to Jak, whose facial expression mirrored his almost exactly. Except for the fact that his lips were attached to another man's.

This 'mistake,' had been made on the stairs. Jak and Daxter had simply gone outside for a breath of fresh air. Torn was heading out for the same, when the two came jogging back into the Underground headquarters, the younger of the two tripping the taller to send him crashing down on the darker haired elf.

After a moment or two of shock and horror, which to them, was approximately 2.8 seconds, the blond jumped back, wiping his mouth of that of the ex-Krimzon Guard. The man left on the floor did the same, propping himself up on the stair behind him with one arm, and pointing to Jak fiercely with the other, a stern look on his face. "Not a word, you hear me? You tell anyone, and you're through."

Jak held up both hands in defeat. It wasn't like he wanted to scar his own pride, and he couldn't give a damn about Torn's. However the tattooed elf turned his attention to Daxter as well. "And you. If you mention anything that happened in this hallway, Tess will be making rat stew for dinner." Daxter nodded, not out of fear for the threat, but, he was still in shock. After all, it was his fault.

Author Note Chapter one, complete! I know it's short, and actually, all of the chapters are going to be, this is just to sate my JakTorn love while I'm writing my JakErol.. It's gonna be one LONG story. This is really just for laughs anyway. ; I hope you enjoy! Actually, as you're reading this, Chapter 2 is written, I just wanna know what everyone thinks before I post it up. May be today, may be tomorrow, may be never if no one likes this! ;; So please review, okay? Flames will be used to burn Kiera to ashes.