Warning: Malfoy/Potter snogging.
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It was just a normal day at hogwarts,but Snape was tired of those damn students. He decided to get high in order to make life seem brighter and better.
Snape thought 'I'll make a potion that will make me high for a day.'
Snape starts to brew his magical high potion, humming to himself and finally the potion was done.
The next day Snape takes his high potion and it will last for a day.
Snape had on a bright pink robe that has red roses on the hems. Snape was laughing a high pitch voice and saw his Slytherin and those damn Gryffindor's. Snapes hair was washed and looked better.
Snape saw all kind of bright colors and said in a high voice "Today my beloved pets your making Kissing Potions."
Every single slytherin and Gryffindor had wide eyes wondered to themselves 'What The Fuck happened to Snape.'
Snape said dreamingly while messing with his hair "I'll pair you up with your kissing partner whoops meant Potion Partner."
Snape laughs in a high pitch voice and said "Malfoy,Potter"
Malfoy and Potter screamed "NO!!!!"
Snape said in a high voice and giggled "You fight because you wanna shag and feel lust toward each other."
Everyone gaped and Potter repiled "Heck no.I hate Voldermort and Malfoy."
Snape says in a high voice "Do not say the dark lord's name you pot head. Potter and Malfoy start that kissing Potion now or it will be the worst Potion ever 'The Soul Mate Potion'.Okay Now the Know-It-All and the poor Weasley."
Snape was calling out more names and then laughs an evil laugh. The students shudder and begin making their Kissing Potion.
Potter and Malfoy made the potion.
Snape said while laughing "Potter drink up that potion and be looking at Draco Malfoy or else."
Potter glared at Snape while Snape just smiles. Then Potter decides that he just wants to get over this and drinks that Kissing Potion. Potter snogs Malfoy and Malfoy looks happy.
Snape smiles and yells "Snog all you want today and shag!"
Many couples begin snogging while Snape laughs a high pitch laugh.
The next day in Potion class and Snape Not high looking ticked off.
Snape saw James Potter's son Harry Potter snoging his god son Draco Malfoy. His god son was moaning and so was potter. Snape twitched and remembered what happen the other day.
Snape thought 'Shit I messed up majorly. Lucius is going to be so Pissed out after finding out Draco is gay with Potter and Narcissa would be sqeauling. Well at they didn't shag or did they? Ack bad picture.'
Snape bags his head on the desk and then yells very loudly "POTTER STOP SNOGGING MALFOY FOR MERLIN'S SAKE DO ME A FAVOR AND JUST FIGHT AND NO SHAGGING EACH OTHER!"
Potter and Malfoy blushed a bright pink and muttered "Too late we shagged already."
Snape gaped in horror and mutter "Dumb horny 5th year students. At least they won't get the witch's having babies since the're gay."
Malfoy and Potter stated "We are Bi. We could have a threesome with a girl."
Snape muttered "Damn what have I ever done to derserve this..."
Granger the Know-It-All states "Professor Snape you were higher than a kite."
So every student stops snogging and thought 'Damn..wish Snape was high every day.'
Snape went on with class as if the other day never happened and swore to himself to not ever get high.
Thanks to Snape the student body found out that snogging is great. Snape was not happy at all and hoped
that Malfoy and Potter would break up. It was all thanks to Snape geting high that Malfoy and Potter got
together.
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A/N: Please review and no flames please.