Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis
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"Coooome on Yanagi."
"No."
"Pretty please?'
"No."
"Pretty please with a strawberry cake on it?"
"No."
"But it's barely raining outside."
Yanagi looked outside his window. The weather certainly seemed crazy, rain was battering down trees, the water level seemed to be up to 3 inches, cats and dogs were flying around. Why were they flying around anyway? He stared back at his companion, the so-called self-proclaimed tennis genius, Marui.
"Okay, so maybe it is raining a bit heavily."
A second passed.
"So will you?"
"No."
"Give me one good reason why."
"There is a 98 percent chance we will catch a cold."
"So, there's a 2 percent chance we won't."
"...That's not very good, Marui."
"But you aren't 100 percent certain we will catch a cold."
"...I have homework to do."
"You're a genius. You can do it in like 3 minutes. We'll only be out for like 20 seconds."
"This is just another one of your sad attempts at making our relationship like the ones in those sappy romance movies."
"My attempts are not sad."
"Remember that time when I went to Osaka and then when I came back you tried to run up and hug me but ended up hitting a lamppost?"
"Uhhh..."
"Or that time when you made that extremely corny speech about how you can't live without me and all that and then you realized turned it in as a homework assignment?"
"Uhhh..."
"What about that time when you tried to hire Niou to pretend to be a super villain and-"
"Okay, okay. I get your point."
Two seconds passed.
"So will you do it?"
"No."
Ten seconds later, Yanagi found himself and Marui out in the rain. Apparently, the storm was getting worse because for some odd reason, he could swear that there used to be a group of trees out on his front yard. The only thing that he can see are logs of wood. His brain then realized that those were the trees he saw the rain torturing.
"Alright Yanagi, you know what to do." Marui closed his eyes.
Sighing, he decided to just get it over with and pecked Marui on the lips.
~The Next Day~
"Didn't I tell you that we would catch a cold?"
"Really, Yanagi? You decided to call me just to say that? Why not, 'I'm sorry for making out with you out in the rain.'"
"I do believe that you were the one who started the make-out session."
"...Shut up."
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A/N: Hopefully my attempt at humor isn't that bad.