Loola the gorilla lived in north Virginia, Tennessee. She lived with her mother gorilla, who treated her very well, and her father gorilla, who was a disgusting old retired sea captain. Her father never referred to her by name, instead he called her "Accident". One day her father stood up at the dinner table and shouted "I have a proclamation!" Loola looked up "We are gettin' out of this hell hole we call a home, and movin' up north to California, despite your contagious coughing cancer "Woman." Loolas mother had been suffering from contagious coughing cancer for longer than she could remember, which wasn't very long due to her mental defects. It felt like forever, but was really just a few hours.
Loola the gorilla and her mother woke up the next morning in the car. They had not gotten a chance to pack, but Loolas dad was like honey badger, "he don't care". Due to the amount of noise that Loolas mother was creating they put her in a cardboard box. Once they stopped in Ohio for a potato break, Loolas mother had gotten so annoying that her dad had to toss her into the Grand Canyon. After they finished their potatoes, Loola threw a temper tantrum.
"Why you toss momma, why my momma be so dead, mom ain't coming back"
"She's dead and there ain't nothing you can do about it aye."
A/N: This is two friends working on alternating chapters. This is the original goldcap, and the other is Simonilla, we will tell you who every time.