"Ok Ok Everyone this is a special night among us of the WWE locker room." Randy Orton said putting hands up in air like a little monkey trying to get people's attention. "We were brought together by myself because I want to play with my dingaling." he added.
Everyone looked in horror as he finished his comment.
"Dude you seriously need help." John said looking at Randy who was standing in the middle of the room with a microphone. "Oh god someone stop him he is going to sing!" he added.
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
Randy stands there in the middle of the room playing with a little thing.
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best view
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
He starts with with the thing once more.He started to dance around while playing with the little bells on the string. John put his face in his hands and shook his head. His friend is high on pills or something.
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling
Randy held onto the microphone as he fell to the floor as if he fell and was hearing birds. John looked over at Randy's wife Sam who was looking on at her husband like he had lost his mind.
"I think he lost his memory or something." Sam said looking at John with a smile.
"I think he sold it on ebay I wonder who put up the highest bid." John replied laughing. "I wouldn't pay 2 cents." he added
Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling
Randy got onto the floor and acted as if he was swimming in water with snapping turtles at his feet and he was holding onto the microphone with both hands acting as if he was trying to get away. Everyone watched him like he lost his mind or was nutz they couldn't figure out which one or if both.
Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
Randy quickly started to play with the stick with bells and looked around at everyone then smiled as he ripped his work out snaps off and started to dance around the room in his tightie whities.
"AHHH!" John shouted covering his face. "Make it stop!!" he added.
"PLAY WITH MY DING A LING JOHNIE!!" Randy shouted as he ran over to John who was trying to hide. "I found you peek a boo!" he added.
John looked at his friend a blank then looked around as everyone watching what was going to happen next. Sam crossed her arms over her chest and looked at the two men who were standing there looking at each other. One in his underwear while the other was fully dressed.
"Can I?" John asked looking at Sam.
"Sure." Sam replied laughing.
John punched Randy in the face hoping it would knock him out. He stumbled backwards like he was drunk. He shook his head and looked at John with wide eyes.
"How could you!" Randy shotued like a female before fainting.