Hey Guys! This is a Detentionaire slash fic featuring the Serpent, Lee Ping, and Biffy Goldstein along with other Detentionaire characters in the series. Just a heads up, I do not own any rights to the Detentionaire franchise nor do I own the rights to any songs that I may mention in this fic. Hope you guys leave a review or two I'd really appreciate that, so let's begin the story!
Chapter 1: An Unlucky Encounter
Lee Ping was a happy 18 year old young man, living with his lover and friend Biffy Goldstein in Ottawa, the capital of Canada. After graduating from A Nigma High, they went to further their studies at Carleton University and have decided to rent a flat near their campus so they won't have to travel such great distance to get to class. Everyone in campus know the dynamic duo from their years in high school as the King of Pranks and the Muscle-man, however they do not know that they were madly in love with one another and have developed a very strong relationship together over the years.
Biffy and Lee were currently in their flat preparing dinner with their friends Holger, Cam, and Brandy.
"Uh oh, this ain't good" said Biffy as he uncapped a container of mayonnaise in his hand.
"What's wrong babe?" asked Lee as he turned to Biffy while he was arranging the utensils on the table.
"Looks like we're out of mayonnaise, can't have sandwiches without some mayo in between" said Biffy. "Hmm, looks like I've gotta make a dash down to the hypermart to get more mayonnaise"
"Hey ese, if you're going there would you mind picking up some pickles and cucumbers too? Holger and Brandy have used up the last of them for their facial" said Cam who was pointing out to Holger and Brandy who were relaxing on the sofa with sliced cucumbers and pickles on their faces.
"Cam be using pickles and cucumbers too if he wants to be looking super pretty" said Holger as he munched on a sliced pickle.
Lee giggled and turned to his boyfriend.
"It's alright Biffy, I'll get the groceries" said Lee as he gave a peck on Biffy's cheek.
Biffy smiled warmly at him and pulled him close to his chest.
"What will I do without you, Lee?" cooed Biffy as he kissed the top of Lee's head.
"Awww, you guys are so cute together" said Brandy.
Indeed she was right, Lee's life was absolutely perfect he has his boyfriend by his side and his dearest friends there to support him. He could not ask for a better life than this. Although due to the cost of their tuition fee, Lee had to work part-time as a barista at Coco Café while Biffy worked with his parents at their company. On the contrary, he does make time to hang with his friends and boyfriend, just like tonight. And tonight, they are having a Make-Your-Own Sub Dinner!
There was a hypermart store located a few blocks away from the flat which operates 24/7, if he could get the groceries home on time then Biffy and Cam could begin toasting the breads and slicing the hams for the sandwiches. The owner of the mart was a gentle old man who Lee has gotten the pleasure to be acquainted with during his visit to the café. The sweet old man sometimes mistook Lee for a beautiful lady, because he was physically much more slender than the other fine young men he has encountered in his shop, and apparently so did the others.
Sometimes Biffy had to resist his urge to punch the lights out of the sick perverts who keep glancing over at Lee, just to get a peek at his petite butt when he's not looking. Even Lee's friends are growing concern for Lee's safety. Lee however shrugged the thoughts off and told them that he'll be just fine, he knows how to take care of himself after all. Lee has fought off insane cleaners and vicious blue tazelwurms, despite his feminine physique he's actually one tough cookie.
"I'll be right back you guys, don't start the party without me" said Lee as he ventured out to get the groceries. As Lee walked down the pavement he could hear whistles and catcalls directed at him from a bunch of boys his age, he simply scowled at them and increased his walking pace. If he wasn't in a rush to get the groceries, he would've given them a hard beating already. For now, Lee just made due with ignoring them and proceeded to the mart which was now in view.
The owner Mr. Woodsberg was busily doing a crossword puzzle at the counter when Lee arrived. Once the bell to his mart rung, the old man looked up from his crossword book and smiled at his visitor.
"Evening Lee, out of milk already?"
"Oh no Mr. Woodsberg, just ran out of mayonnaise, pickles and cucumbers that's all" said Lee as he went to an aisle.
Mr. Woodsberg smiled at Lee and continued with his word-puzzle, Lee was at aisle three and have collected two of the three ingredients he was looking for. He looked around but couldn't find the jars of mayonnaise.
"Mr. Woodsberg, where do you keep your condiments?"
"They should be in aisle one Lee" said Mr. Woodsberg as he finished answering the last column of the crossword puzzle. Lee walked up to the counter and passed the items over to the grey haired man.
"How much are they Mr. Woodsberg?" asked Lee as he withdrew his wallet.
"That will be $10 dollars Lee, oh and I threw in an apple for free" said Mr. Woodsberg as he handed Lee his bag of groceries and deposit the $10 dollars into the cash register.
"Thanks Mr. Woodsberg! You're the coolest"
"Anytime Lee, anytime. Tell Biffy I said hello, okay?" said Mr. Woodsberg as he waved Lee goodbye.
"I will Mr. Woodsberg" said Lee as he left the mart.
Lee was munching on his apple as he walked back to his flat. He was so busy enjoying his delicious apple-treat that he didn't notice the speeding motorbike that skidded from the corner and was heading his way along the road. Lee looked to his right and saw the incoming bike, and braced himself for the impact but the bike did not crash into him. Instead it skidded to the left and screeched to a halt. Lee could have sworn his life flashed before him. The cyclist got off his jet-set motorbike and walked over to Lee. Lee was breathing heavily as he glared daggers at the cyclist. Was he insane?!
The cyclist removed his helmet to reveal a dark haired young man with a single streak of blue highlight on his hair. He was Asian just like Lee, likewise he appeared to be three years older than him.
"Are you all right?" the young man asked.
Lee snapped out of his concentrated glare, to give the guy a piece of his mind.
"Are you nuts?! You could've killed someone with the way you were riding that bike of yours!" yelled Lee who was furious at the man in front of him.
"I'm sorry, I truly hope you weren't hurt"
"No, no I wasn't hurt, but you did give me a scare. Don't you ever do that again got it?" said Lee as he picked up his bag of groceries and was about to make his way home.
"Wait, please" said the cyclist as he grabbed Lee's arm before he could go. Lee turned around to face him.
"I feel guilty for nearly endangering your life like that, could I at least pay for the damage I may have done to your groceries?" asked the cyclist as he refused to let Lee go.
"Look it's alright, the groceries are fine so you don't have to worry about it, just don't do something that dangerous next time" said Lee as pried his arm free from the man. However the man refused to let Lee go and continued to press him further.
"Alright, I'm sorry again for scaring you like that Mr?"
"Ping. Lee Ping" said Lee over his shoulder as he made his way down the road. The cyclist got on his motorbike and cycled his way to Lee's side. Now Lee was getting frustrated, what will it take for this guy to go away?
"Could I at least offer you a ride then?"
Lee sighed in his mind and he was quickly losing patience with the cyclist.
"Will you stop bugging me if I said yes?" asked Lee as he turned to the man by his side. The cyclist simply nodded his head and offered Lee a helmet. Lee accepted the helmet and climbed on the bike. Apparently his acceptance for the ride made the cyclist happy. That cyclist was a weird man.
Once Lee saw his flat he told the cyclist to stop, he thanked him for the ride and waved goodbye to him. The cyclist grinned under his helmet and proceeded to remove a parcel from his storage. Lee withdrew his keys and unlocked the door then he made his way to the kitchen.
"Hey hun, what took you so long?" asked Biffy as he was making lemonade. Once he saw the troubled look on his adorable boyfriend's face, he knows it's not good. So he stopped squeezing the lemons and headed towards Lee to give him a big hug.
"Hey, what's wrong?" asked Biffy who brought his lips to Lee's forehead.
"Lee you be feeling ok?
"Yea Lee, what's up?"
Lee held on to his boyfriend and told them everything, how he got the groceries and nearly got run over by a mad man on the road. Brandy gasped at this and asked him.
"Are you injured Lee?" everyone around him were growing concern for him. He shook his head and told them he was fine. Biffy swore if he met the numbskull that nearly ran over his boyfriend he'll punch him where it hurts most. Then they heard a ring coming from the front door.
"I'll get it" said Cam as he made his way to the front door.
"Yes can I help you?"
"I'm here to see Mr. Goldstein please"
"Biffy? Oh sure, give me a sec"
Cam returned to the kitchen and called out to Biffy. This quirked the eyebrow of both Lee and Biffy, and the duo made their way to the front door. There stood the cyclist without his helmet, and he was smiling when he saw Lee. Lee pointed out to Biffy that the man that nearly ran him over on the road was this man in front of him. Biffy gulped and approached the mysterious cyclist. Why was Biffy acting nervous?
"M-Mr. Serpent, what can I do for you?" asked Biffy nervously.
"Oh don't mind me Mr. Goldstein, just wanted to hand over a parcel with the samples your parents wanted for their next experiment" said the cyclist as he handed Biffy the wrapped parcel.
Wait! Did he say his name was Serpent? The owner of the Hydra Casino and Vice President of MWF Corporation where Biffy and his parents work? Oh this was not good at all.
"Thank you sir, and um… I heard you nearly ran over my boyfriend is that true?" asked Biffy.
"Ah yes, Mr. Lee Ping here was heading his way back to the flat and I was speeding along the road thinking there will be no one there. I do apologize for nearly endangering your lover's life like that. Especially a cute one such as him. You are truly a lucky man Mr. Goldstein" praised the Serpent as he gave Biffy a friendly pat on the shoulder.
"Heehee, thank you Mr. Serpent"
"Please, call me Chase. Mr. Goldstein, I understand that you are busy tonight, but perhaps you and your adorable lover here would like to join me for dinner tomorrow night?" asked the Serpent as he gave a warm pleasant smile to Lee. The way Serpent said lover sent shivers down Lee's spine. It was officially getting weird. Including the way the Serpent's ebony eyes seemed to burn into Lee who was growing more and more uncomfortable by the minute.
Oh shit. He and Lee were being asked out to dinner by a very dangerous man who was said to be not only the owner of the Hydra and vice president of his parents' company but a trained assassin who works for Cassandra McAdams, the CEO of MWF Corporation, to eliminate the competition. "I'm really sorry sir, but I don't think we should…"
"Oh but I insist! Especially when I am at fault for endangering Lee's life" Serpent pressed on and leaned forward.
"S-sure, I suppose one dinner date won't be too bad" Biffy mentally kicked himself for agreeing to go on the dinner date, but what else could he say? The man was his boss, and will not take no for an answer. After all, he was a very intimidating man who knew how to get what he wanted.
The Serpent smiled in satisfaction and leaned back once more, allowing the two couple to relax once more. "What time shall I pick the both of you?"
"Eight o'clock will do just fine, sir" answered Biffy as he wrapped a protective arm around Lee. Though he can't see it, he could feel Lee shiver a bit in fear.
"Eight o'clock it is then" the Serpent's eyes scanned over Lee's body and he smiled again, almost a smirk.
Lee stood on slightly shaky legs and bowed to the man.
"Thank you again for the invitation to dinner tomorrow night, Mr. Serpent" said Lee nervously.
"Please, Chase is fine" said the Serpent as he stretched out his hand to Lee. Lee thought the man wanted to shake hands so he mimicked his action, but instead of a friendly handshake the Serpent brought Lee's hand to his lips and gave it a kiss. Then he proceeded to give Lee's wrist a slight brush before letting go.
The Serpent said his farewell and made his way down the stairs. Lee and Biffy quickly closed the door behind them before Chase returned all call them both out again.
Oh Heck. Why did they agree to go on a dinner date with that lunatic?
To be continued…
That's it, first chapter of SAFMB is complete! Please leave a review or two so I would know if ya'll enjoy this story and want me to continue. Send me a pm if you have any questions and I'll get back to you as soon as possible! Auf Weidersen!