How To Drive Axel Mad On A Fifteen Minute Car Journey
Chapter One
THUMP.
THUMP.
THUMP.
THUM-
"WILL YOU STOP THAT?"
Sora looked offended and ceased kicking Axel's chair. "Sorry Mr Moody. Anyway, are you even old enough to drive?"
Axel scowled. "Shut up."
Sora sighed and rested his head on his arms. He couldn't be expected to stop annoying Axel! He was bored! It was a long drive to Kairi's house.
"Are we there yet?" Questioned Riku.
Axel shook his head. "No."
"Oh."
Riku folded his arms. Then crossed his legs. Then yawned. Then unfolded his arms. Then began humming loudly.
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Oh."
Roxas sighed. "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with… c."
"Car," answered Axel quickly.
"How'd you guess it so quick Axel?"
"Because you've been saying it for the whole journey."
"Oh."
"Are we there yet?"
"Yes."
"REALLY?"
"NOO!"
Namine yawned loudly. "Aaxxuuuuuuulllll…"
"Yes?"
"Can we have a CD on?"
"No."
"Awwww! Why?"
"Because you always put on Shooting Star, and I hate that song with a violent passion."
THUMP.
"SORA! NO KICKING MY CHAIR!"
"It wasn't me!"
"Oh, so I guess you're going to blame Riku!"
"Yes!"
Riku went red. Axel turned round and climbed in the backseat to start throttling Riku.
After a moment, Tallie frowned. "Uh… Axel?"
"WHAT?!!"
"If you're killing Riku, who's driving?"
"CRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Axel scrabbled for the steering wheel desperately, fighting off a vengeance seeking Riku while swearing loudly.
"RIKU LET GO OF ME!"
"Axel?"
"Just a minute Tallie- I'M GUNNA KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE SILVER HAIRED -"
"Axel!"
"I SAID JUST A MINUTE!!"
"AXEL!"
"WHAT?!!"
"You're going at over a hundred miles per hour and there's a cop behind you."
"Damn."
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"Don't worry!" Called Sora. "We'll come bail you out as soon as we get Kairi to bring the money!"
Axel stared morosely at the floor. "PRISON DOESN'T SUIT ME!" He shrieked frantically.
"Ok that's good Axel, we'll be back later!"
"GUYS!!! Great, stuck in a stupid prison with a pig faced criminal for company."
Axel turned round to face a rather burly prisoner.
"Uh… hi… I was just joking bout the pig thing…"
"Pig-face cracked his knuckles.
"DAMN YOU SORA!"
-FIN-