"I can't do it! I can't pilot Evva!" Eridan shouted.
"Then Tavros will have to."
Then they rolled Tavros out on a hospital bed. His poo colored blood stained his bandages. Just then, a shock wave shook the base. Tavros fell out of his bed and onto the floor.
Eridan stared deeply into Tavros' eyes. "I wwill pilot Evva!" He declared.
Then he fought the bad guys, and he won!
Tavros was very emotionless about the whole experience.
Eridan made two good friends at school, Karkat and Gamzee. Gamzee became the fourth grub and he had to pilot Eva, too. He died though.
The second grub was Vriska but she's loud and annoying so in this universe she dies.
Later, he met a beautiful boy with grey hair… His name was… Sollux Captor. He was really cute and nice. He wanted to Be Eridan's boyfriend. Eridan was very conflicted because he was very bad with people and very socially awkward. They took a bath together and gazed into each other's wee wees. It was a romantic moment for all involved.
Then it turned out that Sollux was actually the Angel the whole time! Eridan took him down to his den of lust In the center of the base and popped Sollux's head off he was popping the top off a bottle of faygo. Gamzee would be proud.
Then Congratulations!