The Evil Chimera Named John

Once there was an evil person named John, who was Zelgadis' cousin. Rezo turned him into a chimera. John then went out to destroy the world. He wanted to end mass production of toilet paper, so he burned it all.

John: Ha ha. Now that I have burned-ed down all of the toilet paper, I shall *squints at script* send you all to hell. Ha ha ha…

Oh, no! Then all of a sudden, Zel showed up.

Zel: I'm here, whaddaya want?

John: Oh, no. Zelgadis. What are you doing…here…?

Zel: *holds script up* I have come to end your evil. By the righteous blood with in me, I shall crush you, John.

Then the epic battle took place. Zel won. Horray. Evil has been vanquished.

The End.