Here's a new Jorish story for the Jorish fans.
SUMMARY: Big Show will never get the best of John Cena, because Cena has great a woman. That great woman is his wife, Trish Stratus, who encourages him to never give up on anything.
Characters: Cena/Trish, Triple/Stephanie, Orton/his wife, Sam, Show, Laurinaitis, and many others.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the names of John Cena, Trish Stratus, Randy Orton, or any others are part of the WWE or affiliated with the WWE.
Chapter 1
It was Sunday, May 20, 2012. I sat in my living room watching WWE Over the Limit. My twin son and daughter, Nathan Anthony and Elena Rose were sound asleep in their beds. My five month old daughter, Bianca Marie was asleep in her crib. I had her baby monitor next to me. I watched my husband, John Cena in his match versus John Laurinaitis.
Laurinaitis decided to be a pansy and walk away from the match. I shook my head. I watched as Laurinaitis walked through the crowd of fans. He ended up going out into the concession area. Then suddenly he is brought back in by Big Show. I was excited.
Show took Laurinaitis back to the ring. Show stepped on his hand and to stop him from leaving the ring. Show grabbed Laurinaitis for a Chokeslam, but Laurinaitis pleaded with him. John grabbed Laurinaitis for an Attitude Adjustment, but Show suddenly punches John.
"What the fuck?" I cursed.
I then watched as Laurinaitis slowly made his way over to pin John. The referee counted to three and called for the bell.
"Son of a bitch!" I cursed again. I was so glad my four-year-olds were in bed.
I was pissed. I turned off the TV and headed up-stairs. I checked in on all three of my kids. Everyone was sleeping peacefully. I then headed to my bedroom. I looked at my cell phone on my night stand. I had a few new text messages.
Two were from Samantha "Sam" Orton and of course, Randy himself. Another one was from my father-in-law, John Cena Senior. I read the one from my father-in-law first.
That sucks! Our boy still has to deal with Laurinaitis.
I replied: Yeah, it does suck.
I then read Randy's text: I'll make sure your husband is okay.
Thank you!, I replied.
I then read Sam's text: Tonight was just not a good night for our hubbies.
Yeah, except mine was supposed to win his and get rid of Laurinaitis.
Unfortunately it didn't happen, though.
No, duh, Samantha. I was watching the match. Sorry, if that was snippy.
Understandable. Are all the Cena children a sleep?
Yes. How about Alanna?
Yeah, I let her stay up until Randy was on. She was sad she didn't get to see Uncle John's match.
Oh, well, she saw her daddy. I think that is more important.
Yeah, it is. What are your thoughts on this Show thing?
I shook my head. I don't know what to tell you. It might have been a thing for Show to get his job back, but there is another wrestling company: TNA.
Oh, that is so true. I even thought the same thing last Monday. Raw tomorrow night is going to be pretty interesting.
It sure is. I hope my husband is okay. Randy was going to check on him for me.
It's been a little bit since OTL went off the air. Just give him time to get the status.
As I was replying to that text message from Sam, I received another text. It was from Randy. It said: John is okay. He'll call you in a little bit. I replied back and then sent Sam a text back.
Glad that John is okay, Sam texted to me.
Me too. I'll give you a call or text tomorrow.
Sure. I need to get to bed anyway.
Night.
I didn't get a call from my husband until 12:15 AM. He had called me when he and Randy were back at the hotel. The two were rooming together. It was not unusual. They liked to save money by sharing a room. When they had their wives and kids with them, it was a whole other story.
"I'm sorry I waited so long to call," John said.
"I don't care," I said. "I just wanted to hear from you. Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I had a little bit of a headache, but I took something for it."
"Good."
"I'm tired as hell, though, and pissed."
"Yes, I can understand that."
"Well, sorry to cut the conversation short, baby, but I am tired."
"It's okay. Just get some sleep. I'll talk to you later."
"All right, I love you."
"I love you too."
"Have sweet dreams about me."
"Always," I replied. I gave a smooching sound and then got off the phone. I got settled into bed and turned off the light. I had a movie on to help me go to sleep. I was tired myself. I ended up falling asleep right away.
The next morning, I was woken up at the crack of dawn by my kids, literally. It was slowly getting light out.
"Wake up, Mommy," Nathan said, jumping up and down on my bed.
I groaned.
"Mommy, wake up," Elena said.
"I'm up, I'm up," I said. I sat up in bed. "Nathan, quit jumping up and down on the bed!"
Nathan stopped and just stood there.
"Thank you."
"Did Daddy win last night?" Elena asked.
"Yeah, did Daddy win?" Nathan asked.
"No, he lost. Big Show ended up selling himself out to John Laurinaitis," I said.
"What does that mean?" Elena asked.
"Big Show is one of Laurinaitis's minions now."
"Why?"
"To get his job back. Daddy was not happy."
"Stupid giant!" Nathan said.
Elena and I agreed. Bianca started wailing then.
"Bianca's awake," Elena said.
"No, duh!" Nathan replied.
"Nate, be nice to your sister," I said. I got out of bed and walked out of the room. Nathan and Elena followed me into Bianca's room. I picked my baby up from her crib and held her against me. "It's okay, baby. Mommy's here." Bianca calmed down just a little.
I walked over to the changing table and laid her down on it to change her diaper.
"So what would you kids like for breakfast?" I asked my older two children.
"Eggs and bacon," Nathan said.
"Pancakes," Elena said.
"We can do all three of those," I said.
I got Bianca's diaper changed. Then I headed down-stairs to the kitchen with her in my arms. Nathan and Elena followed me, of course. The twins went into the living room to watch TV. I placed Bianca down in the small playpen. I then grabbed everything needed to make pancakes, bacon, and eggs.
Twenty minutes later, I sat down to breakfast with my kids. Nathan got his bacon and eggs. Elena got her pancakes. I had a little bit of all three. I gave Bianca a bottle.
"What are we going to do today, Mommy?" Nathan asked.
"I'm going to do some laundry," I said. "All the hampers are full."
"When does Daddy come home?" Elena asked.
I smiled. "Well, you know Daddy has Raw tonight. He should be home tomorrow, though. He's not scheduled for SmackDown this week."
"Good."
I continued to eat. Elena was very much a Daddy's Girl/Daddy's little princess.
After breakfast, I got all three of my kids dressed, along with myself. I then started a load of laundry and cleaned up the kitchen from breakfast. Elena and Nathan were coloring and playing most of the morning. Bianca hung out in her playpen in the living room.
At noon, the kids and I had lunch. As we were eating, though the phone rang. I got up and answered it. I looked at the caller ID.
"Daddy's calling," I said.
"Daddy! Daddy!" Elena and Nathan squealed with delight.
"Hello John," I answered.
John laughed. "Hello Trish," He replied. "What are you doing?"
"Eating lunch with the kids."
"Okay, I won't keep you on the phone too long."
"Don't worry about it. It is just sandwiches with a few veggies and fruits. I don't think my lunch will spoil too much."
"Good. What have you been up to so far today?" John said.
"Doing laundry."
"Oh, fun."
"You know it," I said. "How are you today?"
"Pissed off from last night."
"That is completely understandable. I told the kids about it. Nathan called him a stupid giant. Elena and I agree with him."
"That's for sure. This is just as bad as the crap with Dwayne last year."
"I find it a little more interesting," I said. "I know some people prefer to work for the WWE, but I mean come on. Paul (Big Show) could have gone to Impact and worked for Hogan, Dixie Carter, and Sting. No, he sold himself out to Laurinaitis."
"I agree with you there. Laurinaitis might not like it, but I'm one of the poster boys for the WWE."
"Very true. What do you have planned for Raw?"
"I'm getting into the ring at the beginning and getting on the mic."
"Do I keep the kids up?"
"Yes, let them see their old man. Put Bianca to bed no matter what, though."
"Oh, I will. If I don't she'll be very fussy… Hold on." I looked over at Elena. "What?"
"Let me talk to Daddy," Elena said.
"Okay," I said. "John, Elena would like to talk to you." I gave her the phone.
"Hi Daddy," She said.
"Hey Princess," John said. "Are you being a good girl for your mom?"
"Yes."
"Are you getting along with Nate?"
"Somewhat."
I chuckled. I could hear John on the other end as he talked to our oldest daughter.
"I want to talk to Daddy too," Nathan said.
"Nathan wants to talk to you too, Daddy," Elena said.
"Sounds good. I have a few hours to talk," John said.
"You can talk to him when I'm done," Elena said to her twin brother.
Nathan grinned from ear to ear. He also chewed with his mouth open as he went back to eating his sandwich.
"Chew with your mouth closed, please, Nate," I said.
"Sorry, Mommy," He replied.
Nathan and I both finished our lunches. Elena gave her brother the phone then. She then went to finishing her lunch.
"Hi Daddy," Nathan said.
"Hey Little Man," I heard John say.
"When can we all go on the road with you again?"
I smiled. I heard John chuckle. "I'll see what I can do to make it happen."
"Will Elena and I be able to see you on Raw tonight?" Nathan asked.
"Yes," John replied. "I'll be on at the beginning. I don't know what will happen, but I'll be stating how I feel about this whole thing with the stupid giant."
"Good. I don't like him anymore. He's one of the reasons why Barrett is injured."
"That's right," John said. "It was a six man tag match. Ziggler got thrown out of the ring by the stupid giant, and Cody and Barrett caught him, knocking them all over. Then Barrett started moving out all crazy, because he was in pain. He had a hurt shoulder. Uncle Randy had a similar injury back in 2005."
I shook my head with a smile. Nathan loved pretty much all the WWE Superstars. He had not liked the Nexus at first, because they had targeted John. But he got over it and started enjoying it. He and Elena even teased John when he had been in the Nexus and was Barrett's bitch.
Stu Bennett (Wade Barrett) was a nice guy behind the scenes. It was an arrogant jerk on the camera most of the time. But then again, Randy had been an arrogant jerk most of his WWE career. In real life, he was awesome. He wasn't the playboy that everyone thought he would be. He and Sam were together for almost two years before they got engaged and then they were married in September of 2007. Then in July of 2008 they had Alanna. Sam and Alanna bring out the best in Randy.
The kids and I bringout the best in John.
"Have no fear, Nathan," John said. "Hopefully, your favorite British WWE Superstar will be back in July."
"Yeah, I think Barrett is one of my favorites, because he reminds me of Uncle Randy when he was in Evolution with Uncle Paul, Uncle Dave, and Uncle Ric," Nathan said.
Evolution had been way before the kids were born. But the kids have been shown matches and segments from earlier in John and Randy's careers. The kids loved it when John went old school John Cena with his rap, while Dwayne sang and played the guitar just a week or a few weeks before WrestleMania 28, which was this past April.
Nathan gave me back the phone when he was done talking to his dad.
"Hello again," I said.
"I have to go baby doll," John said. "I just wanted to say good-bye to you and that I love you."
"I love you too, John. Call me again when you can," I said.
"I will. Give Bianca a kiss for me."
"I will." I made a smooching sound. "That is my kiss to you."
John chuckled. "Right back to you. Bye, babe."
"Bye," I said.
I put Bianca to bed at 8'clock. I then gave Nathan and Elena their baths. At exactly, nine o'clock, all three of us were down-stairs in the living room watching Raw Supershow. Highlights of the last few minutes of John's match versus Laurinaitis were shown. We saw Laurinaitis leave the ring and go through the crowd. He went through a door. Then he came back through that door with Big Show (or as my kids were calling him now: the stupid giant).
Show took Laurinaitis back to the ring. All three—John, Show, and Laurinaitis—are in the ring. John goes to set Laurinaitis up for an Attitude Adjustment. Then Show punches John and he goes down. Laurinaitis then slowly crawls to John and pins him, getting the win.
As I'm looking at the television screen, I suddenly see a suction cup dart on it, which made me jump.
"Got 'em," Nathan said.
I looked over at my two older children. Nathan had one of his Nerf toy guns in hand. He was laughing and Elena was giggling. I shook my head.
Oh, my kids.
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