Ian: "Hello everyone, and welcome to the 1st annual 39 fan fiction awards. I am your host Ian Kabra here with the lovely Miss Amy Cahill."
Amy: "D…d…d…don't call me lovely Ian."
Ian: "Sorry love."
Amy: "You will never listen will you?"
Ian: "So anyway, we thank you all for your wonderful entrees. You all seem like promising, young authors but unfortunately only some of you made it to dun dun dun dun… the list."
Amy: "Really, what's with the side music?"
Ian: "It adds a nice effect to it."
Amy: "Anyway, I feel so honored to have been chosen to host parts of the 39 awards." (Amy says this with a dental commercial-like smile and hair flip)
Ian: "Ummm… Amy all of the clue competitors are hosting part of this."
Amy: "Ohh…I knew that…."
Ian: "Awkward, but anyway we have so many awards planned here for you. Well actually 39 awards but hey that was pretty obvious anyway right?"
Amy: "Okay, so while Mr. Kabra is finishing up his logical obviousness I would like to explain the rules to these awards since this is the first time they have been created. So all of the stories that are on the website up till 5/25/12 have been put into this competition. The stories are nominated by the academy into awards and then picked by the academy also."
Ian: "Unfortunately not all the stories or authors are in this since some of the stories did not fit into the categories but I would like to ensure that all the stories were read."(A/N: it took a while but I finally finished them all.)
Amy: "Okay so without further or do we would like to announce the categories of the first award."
Ian: "The nominations for best adventure story are…"