Wanda looked at the sheepish boys standing in front of her, trying to keep a stern look on her face even as her heart melted with their childish faces. "So let me get this straight." She folded her arms over her chest and Billy winced. "You accidently brought a interdimensional parasite to earth in the form of Teddy's mother?"
"Well...yes." Billy looked like he wanted to correct her, but fell into a submissive silence.
"And that monster possessed your parents, the avengers, and any other parent?" Billy's shoe squeaked as he fidgeted.
"Yes."
"And you," she turned to Tommy, "decided to get back into hero work, went renegade with no team and only a non-mutant as backup, got kidnapped by a phantom that worked with Billy's parasite and wore your friend's suit?" Tommy cringed.
"Let's look on the bright side of this." Tommy rushed. "I didn't blow anything up, and Billy did stop the parasite."
Wanda pinched the bridge of her nose. "Tommy, you lost your job-"
"It was really more of a pastime."
"-and Billy, you almost caused the end of humanity."
"But I fixed it!" Billy protested. Wanda couldn't argue with logic like that. She glanced desperatly at Pietro, who sat on a chair in the living room, pretending he wasn't listening in.
"Pietro, you tell them!" She waved her hand at the two boys. Though only one had inherited Pietro's abilities, both had his stubborn sarcasm. Pietro glanced up from the phone in his hand long enough to roll his eyes and shrug.
"Your offspring, your problem."