« Mh okay », I first thought, in front of that huge rock blocking the cave's entry. « What do I do now ? Where's that fucking fairy when I need it ? »

Oh. A sinister song came up to my ears. I knew what it meant.

« How long are you gonna stare at that stone, Link ?

- Get the fuck out of here Maple, you scared the shit out of me.

- Meh. I just wanted to help you, she said, straddling her broomstick.

- I don't need your god damn help. I just need the Power Bracelet and everything will be fine.

- Yeah, but you first need to find it. I just get it with that old man hanging out on the road. I was super interested in this object and he offerd me to get it for free... Or almost free. You know, witch business.

- Ewww, stop that. So what's the deal, you stalker ?

- Last time I met you I saw you were having that seed...

I frowned myself. Seeds ? I have an entire bag of it. I opened my pod to show her.

- Is that stupid Gasha seed you want ? Take it.

- No. Don't take me for a noob. I want the Maku seed.

- You won't get it. It's my only way to access Onox's Castle. I went through a thousand annoying Zol to own it.

- Shut the fuck up. I want it now.

- Calm the fuck down, you're just a floozy girl and you deserve none of the powers you got.

- Hahaha. Please Link. Do you think you're the most important of Hyrule just because of your stupid Triforce of courage ? GIMME THE MOTHERFUCKING SEED YOU DICKHEAD.

- Catch it if you want it, then.

I pulled out my sword in a flash. I was ready to kick that smart-ass out of here. And take the Power Bracelet by the way.

She showed a strange plant from her back and smirked at me. Holy shit... a Bomb Flower.

She throwed it before I had time to react and saved my ass by doing a leap four meters behind.

Thanks to the Pegasus seed. No, I'm not fucking doped !

I looked back and saw the tree behind me whose trunk was breaking in two. I jumped as fast as I could and reached Maple's broomstick. We were at three meters above the ground.

- RELEASE THAT, YOU TWAT, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO ?! She said, with her horrified eyes.

- I'm trying to gET WHAT'S MINE, BITCH !

I grabbed her green hair and pulled her out of her broom handle, she fell hard on the earth. I layed myself down and looked straight into her brown eyes, took the broom handle by both sides and broke it in two. She recovered and it's then I saw the tears in her eyes. Oh. I might did a mistake. I quickly swallowed my spit and almost strangle myself with it. Shit. She smoothed her long purple dress and looked briefly at me. She was looking wiser. She wiped her tears, took off her velvet hand bag and throwed it at me.

- Take it. If that's what you want.

- But...

I understood too late.

BAM.

I felt the pain through my whole body, I thought my right leg was been ripped off first. I rolled over ten meters into the grass and stopped myself against a tree trunk. What was going on ? I didn't know. What the hell was going on...?

- That's what you get. You're such a pussy.

- Maple...?

I looked up and saw her face near mine, breathing the anger. She kicked me in the ribs and I overturned, moaning in pain. My flesh was burning on my thigh. My sight was blurred but I could notice she was searching something in my wallet. The Maku seed. Fuck myself in hell. I heard her taking a small box.

« Goodbye, wanker », she whispered in my ear.

I was listening to her moving away. How could I've been so dumb ?

I tried to reach my right knee and then shouted. I was fucking sinking my fingers in my own flesh.

I felt my hot blood streaming on my hand. I've had lost my leg.

My eyes closed themselves and... blackout.