Title: Six to Ten: The Madness Begins
By: Brittany (aka sugarbaby-hardygirl) and Aya (aka Hurricane's Sidekick)
Disclaimer: We own none of the WWF characters. (Although I wish I did ^_^)
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Brittany: I downloaded Lita's new theme song, it's good *nods approvingly* very good
Aya: i cant believe Billy and Chucky's song isn't going to be on WWF's Forceable Entry CD!! *complains*
Brittany: *no answer*
Aya: COME ON! That theme song is so good!
Brittany: i don't think the world is ready for it
Aya: and Chucky and Billy are yummy ^_^ their hair designer is a bit whack though.
Brittany: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Aya: but their cute!! ^_^
Brittany: o_O whatever you say...*backs away slowly*
Aya: and I wanna hug 'em forever and ever and ever and ever
Aya: *still goes on* and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
Aya: *no sign of stopping* and ever and ever and ever
Aya: --- annoying non?
Brittany: lol. i wanna hug Brian for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever *then Shane* and ever and ever and ever and ever lol
Aya: *pulls Brian out of Brittany's grasp*
Aya: *pushes him in direction of...hm...LITA
Brittany: NO! Brian! *runs after brian*
Aya: she should keep him busy while you've got your hands full with Shane ^_^
*Shane looks dejected*
Aya: come on! don't be so mean to Shane!
Brittany: *hugs Shane* sorry
*Brian runs away meanwhile*
Aya: here *hands brittany a baseball bat* it might come in handy, lol
Brittany: *swings blindly* oops....who'd i hit?
*Aya falls down*
Aya: HEY!
Brittany: SORRY!
Aya: watch where you swing! this ain't pinata time *mad look*
Brittany: *runs after brian* brian! *looks back* *Shane crying* damn! i can't win! *checks on aya* as my friend vallie would say 'chicks before dicks'
Aya: *black eye starts to form* *cries* *hugs Billy and Chucky*
Brittany: sorry!
Aya: *kicks away hair designer* yuck *disgusted look*
Brittany: *kicks billy in the ass, kicks chucky in the balls he wishes he had* *runs to find Brian & Shane*
Aya: awww Chucky you HAD great hair and you had to cut it all off *cries* Billy, you're okay but i liked you better with your former name *cries*
Brittany: roflmas
Aya: damn you steven richardson! steve richardson tries to get past me to try to get into his limo*
Brittany: looks around* where's Brian?
Aya: NO YOU DON"T! *shrieks and grabs what's left of steven richardson's hair*
Aya: THERE HE IS! *points at figure (Brian) running off into the horizon*
Aya: that sounds like a corny line coming from a romance novel
Brittany: *looks again* where's Shane?
Brittany: *starts crying* they both left me
Aya: THERE HE IS! *points at Shane who's learning tips from Hurricane on how to ride a Hurri-cycle and how to get a Hurri-sidekick of his own* but NOT how to be a Hurri-perv ;)
Brittany: *walks over to Shane/hurricane casually* hi guys *smiles*
Hurricane: Citizen Brittany
Shane: *echoes* Citizen
*Hurricane turns to Shane* : NO you say Citizen THEN the name
*molly comes out, hits shane with a kendo stick*
*Shane looks dejected* : sorry man first day on the job is tough!
Molly: oops, wrong guy
*Shane falls into hurri-cycle*
Aya: Molly were you looking for this? *innocently hands her a frying pan*
Brittany: *i run after molly* HOW DARE YOU HIT MY MAN LIKE THAT!
*Brian hears Brittany say that and runs off crying*
Aya: you made a MAN cry damn girl
Brittany: *beats molly senseless* Hmmph *wipes hands* there, don't MESS with Shane no more *walks off to find Brian* I'm sorry Brian! *crying*
*Shane sees Brittany running off to find Brian* Shane: I guess that goes for her being my Shane-sidekick
Brittany: *i sit against a wall crying* i can't pick between them! why did they have to do this to me!
Aya: *creates a carbon copy of Brittany* here stick this carbon copy to whichever guy and then you can switch from time to time sure it won't talk but I'm sure they won't notice the difference
Brittany: *sticks it to Shane*
Brittany: lol
*Shane notices* Shane: it's not the same *starts crying*
Brittany: *real me* stop it Shane *cries* it's not fair! *looks around for brian* now where'd HE go off to?
Shane: *looks at carbon copy and at Brittany*
who the hell are you?
*turns to carbon copy*
Brittany?
*no reply*
Brittany?
*shakes carbon copy*
*carbon copy falls to the ground*
OH MY GOD I KILLLED BRITTANY! -- squeaky South Park voice
*Brian comes out, hearing Shane say this* Brian: YOU DID WHAT??
*Brian beats up Shane*
*quiet little birdie comes and chirps that it isn't the real brittany*
Brittany: *real me* Brian stop!
hehe *giggles and flys away*
*Brian looks @ bloody Shane* oh....
*hurricane flies in*
Hurricane: citizen Shane! what happened
* Shane unable to speak*
*hurricane looks at Brian*
Hurricane: are you the citizen that beat up my hurricane-wannabe-in-training?
*Brian nods*
*hurricane*:WHASSUPWITDAT??
Hurricane: here you go *hands Brian a cheap imitation costume* now you can see me as your role model and live to try to be just as good as me. Key word: TRY
Brittany: lol
*lita reappears* what happened?
*molly reappears too*
*Brian glomps onto Lita's leg*
*molly runs and steals Hurricane's cape*
* Shane hides behind brittany*
*brittany is confused*
Brittany: *i hug Shane regardless, Brian looks at me sad* *sigh*
*Hurricane runs after mighty molly for his cape*
*matt come up, looks at Brian evilly*
Aya: ooo MATT! *shrieks like a maniac fan and hugs him*
*matt looks uncomfortable*
*jeff walks up* what the HELL is going on? am I the only sane one for once?
*jeff shakes his head*
Aya:
JEFF! *shrieks and hugs him, tugging on his hair**Jeff's eyes bug out of his head*
Aya: oops sorry, my bad? *blushes and steps back*
*cuts a lock of his hair for a friend*
Brittany: *i laugh*
*jeff glances in Aya's direction*
Aya: what? Lol
* Shane's still bleeding from the beating he received*
Brittany: *i look at my shirt* ick blood! *take shirt off a la Lita and steals Shane's button down shirt to wear. Your fault.
* Shane pouts like a 2-year-old*
Aya: awwwww
* Shane throws a temper tantrum a la christian who walks up and joins him*
Aya: CHRISTIAN?!? *EEK* WHERE WHERE?!? *looks around like a maniac*
*christian*: *throwing a temper tantrum with shane*
DDP: Hey it's me, it's me it's D.D.P.! that's not a bad thing, it's a good
*we all glare*
*ddp backs away*
Aya: *gives ddp a diamond cutter* HAHA *simpsons voice* I stole your move!
*christian gets up and walks away*
Aya: CHRISTIAN!
*shannon moore appears* man, so THIS is what goes on in the WWF
Aya: *grabs Christian by the collar and drags him back*
Aya: *drops Jeff like a ton of bricks and runs over to Christian*
Aya: *to Jeff* : Sorry Jeffy you just don't stand a chance to Christian ^_^
Brittany: *trish walks up* what in the world *looks at Brian* aw you're cute *Brittany drops Shane accidently, 'blinded by rage' Brittany starts hitting trish*
*Brittany, while mercilessly beating trish* BITCH!
* Shane starts to cry again*i thought she liked me...*sniff sniff*
*trish winks at Brian before going over to Shane*
Trish: awww it's okay
Brittany: *me undecided, i look at Shane, who looks scared, all he sees is trish's boobs in his face* help *small voice*
*jeff laughs at Shane * now you know what i put up with
*dudley boys come in* D'VON! GET THE TABLES
*Brittany glares at bubba* GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! ya'll aren't in this!
*billy and chucky r posing.* we look SO good! *aya looks at them* i'm over HERE!
*billy and chucky saunters over to Aya's direction.*
*Ashley & Evan walk in* (evan is Shane 's friend) *evan looks @ Shane*:GANG STUFF
Aya: *prep talking Chucky and Billy* DITCH THAT HAIR STYLIST! I'll make you look good, in more way then one *winks* lol j/k
*shane laughs @ the inside joke*
Brittany: *me and ashley look at them weird & shrug*
Brittany:*gags @ aya's comment 2 billy & chucky
Aya: whoa who's in here?
Dudleys: Us!
Matt: me!
Jeff: don't forget me!
billy and chucky: *poses* us!
Ashley, Evan, Shane, Brian: Us!
Brittany: Me!
steven richardson (where'd he come from?): I'm doing this..for your own good
Christian: *no answer just a temper tantrum*
DDP: it's not a bad thing *grins* it's a good thing *shows off his pearly whites*
Trish, Lita, Hurricane: Us!
Brittany: geez
Aya: too many people o.O
Brittany: lol
Brittany: this would make a good fanfic...hehe
*chrissy is still standing there, Shane glares at her* LEAVE ME ALONE! *cries like a baby* *chrissy smirks* you're so dumb *she leaves*
*danny comes in* HEY YOU WITH THE BLONDE STREAKS! *danny leaves*
Aya: maybe we CAN make a fan fic out of this!
Brittany: lol that'd be great! we should!
*leaves all others behind and talk on their own*
Aya: You know, we should really chat like this again.
Brittany: Think the world will be ready for the sequel?
Aya: Only time will tell *X-files theme song* -the truth is out there-
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