A/N: The beginning of a series. an EVIETRO SERIES!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem*
comments? questions? I'll accept them all. Email me if you think its a good idea and you wanna help. MWAHAHAHA there just arent enuff evietro writers......


Disclaimer: As you may know, Pietro isnt mine. Evan isnt mine. Hell, even my Notepad program and computer arent mine.... well that sucks. i hope the stupid people that invented copywright and disclaimers are happy.... I'm all pissed off right now.... But since I'm disclaiming things, lets continue.... i dont own ANY fanfiction characters really... I dont own this jacket cause its my dads and i dont own this shirt because its drew's.... you happy yet?! Yeah.... I figured you'd be sorry for askin me to do a disclaimer.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... the only thing thats mine is the concept of the story and where the idea came from.... hehehe.... my brain is my own... my own tool to discovering the secrets of fanfic writing and being better than all of you.... and i will be.... i promise you that..... uhh....... uhhhhhhhhhh....... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm........ enjoy. :)




Pirating Romeo and Juliet




Pietro Maximoff was in Math Class. His math teacher, Mr. Pugsley, was droning at the front of the room as Pietro let his gaze slide over to Evan Daniels. Evan was half alseep and stairing off into space.

Pietro sighed. Reaching into his bookbag, he pulled out a pencil and a duotang of looseleaf. Then he began to write.






The dashing young pirate gazed upon the ocean. He wanted to see his lover, but fate did not allow it. He thursted for the sight of the other man as he felt a dull ache in his chest. His heart was longing. Looking on, he saw a ship approaching. A small Gallion the handsome, wonderful, perfect pirate had come to know as Equality 734. It's captain, a snobbish male prude, had named it.

"A stupid name," the dashing pirate, Pietro 'the perfect' Maximoff thought, "Nothing compared to our ship." Pietro left the deck of the Sardonic Sashey and headed towards the to the cabin to warn his crewmates of the approaching vessel.

Lance 'Rocky' Alvers, Freddy 'insert nicname here' and Todd 'the tongue' Tolensky sat looking bored as they played the Star Wars Edition of Monopoly.

"Hey guys!" Pietro yellled, "We got company!"

By the time Lance, Freddy and Todd got on deck ('cause they're just soo slow) the Equality734 crew was standing in a line on the deck of the Sardonic Sashey.

Scott 'shades' Summers, Kurt 'blue' Wagner, Jean 'ditz' Grey and Evan 'Spikey' Daniels stood against the pirates.

In a matter of seconds, because Perfect Pietro was just soo fast, shades and the ditz were hogtied to the mast of the Sardonic Sashey.

Pietro walked seductively up to Daniels.

"Hey," Pietro greeted suavely.

"Hey," Evan replied smiling.

"Wanna screw?" Pietro asked.

"Yeah okay."

The two took the Equality734 and screwed all night long and lived happily ever after.

~The End~






Pietro put down his pencil, frowning.

"What a load of bullshit," he thought to himself. "Oh who the hell am I trying to fool?"

With a barely audiable sigh, Pietro put his head on his hands, wishing fairytales came true, as he watched the now asleep Evan Daniels.




A/N: So, whaddya think?? Sorry for lack of detail, but it's suppose to be like that. :) Should I continue the series?? This is more or less the prologue to my Evietro series......