I decided to do a Darkwing Duck/TDI crossover with our favorite Villains! So sit back, relax and enjoy the embarrassment and pain of our favorite (and hateful) enemies of Darkwing Duck!
Chapter 1: The Arrivals
A camera panned from the scene of an old summer camp to a dark haired man standing on a dock and smiling. "Welcome to Darkwing Villain Island! Here at Camp Wawanakwa, our favorite Darkwing Duck villains are staying on the island for eight weeks! This is where they will they will experience the luxuries of camp with food made by Chef Hatchet, wonderfully delightful challenges. Sixteen villains and villainess will endure living with each other. Who will stay and who will go on Darkwing Villain Island! I am your host Chris McClain!" Chris announced. "Here sixteen villains and villainess will be staying! So please welcome our villains!"
The camera panned to a group of sinister-looking clothed animals sneering at the audience.
"We've asked the good people of Disney to let us borrow some their villains for the summer and they responded by sending sixteen of the baddies to compete for fantastic prizes! And here they are! We have Negaduck, Dr. Reginald Bushroot, Ammonia Pines, The Liquidator, Steelbeak, Quackerjack, Megavolt, Tuskerninni, Paddywhack, Splatter Phoenix, Ample Grime, The Bugmaster, Camille Chameleon, Dr. Anna Matronic, Flygirl, and Clovis!"
The villains looked at him, some with hatred, and Bushroot, with fear. Quackerjack was looking over at Paddywhack, inching as far away from him as he could get. Negaduck was sharping his knife by scraping it against a stick.
"Okay baddies, for the next few weeks I own your tails. So you have to do whatever I say. You will all do whatever challenges I tell you to do, no matter how stupid, dangerous, or humiliating they sound. The winners will get immunity for the remainder of the episode, the losers will be sent to the Losers' Circle, where one of them will be picked to visit the Dock of Shame and ride the Boat of Losers, never to return again, ever." Chris replied.
"And if we refuse?" Steelbeak asked.
"Excellent question my clean shaved rooster, anyone who refuses a challenge will automatically be hauled to the Losers' Circle. And besides, you gotta do what I say, because you all signed these contracts." He pulled out a large stack of papers. Suddenly a blast of electricity caused the papers to turn into ash. Megavolt smiled as Quackerjack laughed next to him.
"Nice shot Sparky!" the jester giggled.
"Thanks…And don't call me Sparky!" the electric rodent snapped.
"No thank YOU, cause you just reminded me the most important rule, No superpowers! Anyone caught using their powers will immediately be banished to the Dock of Shame" Chris smiled as he pulled out another large stack of papers, "Always make copies, kiddies."
"All super-powered villains would like to know HOW you would disable our powers?" Liquidator asked, raising an eyebrow.
""Y-y-you can't! M-m-my plants w-w-would be s-s-so w-worried!" Bushroot exclaimed, almost in panic.
Liquidator placed a hand on the plant-duck's shoulder, trying to calm him down. He knew that Bushroot was very reliant on his plants for communication. Hearing their voices calm him down, making his lonely days in his greenhouse seemed less lonely.
"Oh relax, it'll only be a few weeks," Camille replied.
"A-a-a few weeks!?" Bushroot practically screamed in panic.
"Reggie calm down, it'll be okay," the liquid ex-salesman replied.
"Easy for you to say! You aren't able to hear them like I can! I can't stand not hearing their voices! They'll be so worried if I can't talk to them! Buddy I can't do it! I can't!"
Negaduck walked over and slapped him.
"Shut up Bush-brain and suck it up! They'll be fine, their just dumb plants!"
"Don't call my children dumb!" the botanist practically screamed.
Negaduck growled as he looked at the plant-duck. It took Bushroot a few moments to realize what he had done and started cowering. He was shaking as he hid behind Liquidator.
"I-I-I-I-I'm sorry b-boss…I-I just… p-p-please d-d-don't m-mulch me…"
"You're lucky that McStupid took away my chainsaw so I couldn't kill you!" he growled.
"I-i-it won't happen again!" Bushroot promised. "P-promise!"
"Good!" Negaduck sat down, crossing his arms.
"As I was going to say before Bushroot had his little spasm attack," Chris looked over at the panicking plant-duck, who was being comforted by his partner in crime. "THIS is how you will not use your powers!" He latched a bracelet around Bushroot's wrist. "Don't worry; you'll still be able to talk to your plants," Bushroot let out a sigh of relief. Chris continued latching bracelets around the other super-powered villains. "Thank you S.H.U.S.H. All your powers will be disabled for you to use for attacks. Now take a good look around. This camp is your home for the next eight weeks. Over there's the mess hall where you will eat Chef Hatchet's exquisite entrees. The cabins are there; Villains in the west and villainess in the east cabin. Over there is the confession cam, where you can confess your deepest, darkest secrets."
CONFESSION CAM
Ammonia: Dirt! Dirt everywhere! This place is filthy! It's going to take me days to clean!
Negaduck: I already hate this place. Once I win this thing I'm going to kill McClain and make sure he suffers every moment of it! And I'll do it with every weapon I have! The only good thing about this is that Dipwing Dunce isn't here.
Tuskerninni: Ah, this is the perfect time for me to indulge my role as a summer camp participant! I will be sure that I get a Tony for this! It will be my greatest performance ever! You can count on it.
"Now everybody head to your cabins and unpack, then meet up to receive you first challenge of the season!" Chris told them. "And…GO!" Immediately the villains hurried to their cabins.
The villains were in the cabin, the guys were busy looking at their new board.
"Bunk beds? In this pit style? There's dust all over the place!" Steelbeak exclaimed.
"Oh quite your whining, we're stuck here till you get voted off. So shut up." Megavolt replied, throwing his bag on top of one of the bunks.
"Aw Megsy! I wanted the top bunk!" Quackerjack whined.
"Too bad!"
Paddywhack was looming over Bushroot, his fangs dripping saliva. The botanist cowered, trying to get away from him. The tall clown smiled.
"Mm… your misery is soooo delicious. I could feeeed on yooouuu for daaaayssss," he drawled.
"L-Likky…" Bushroot whimpered.
"Alright knobs listen up! This is how where bunking," Negaduck snapped, causing everyone to look at him, "Megs and Quackerjack is sharing a bunk already. Broccoli-head and Drippy will be sharing one, Tubby and Paddy-smack will be sharing a bunk and I get the single bed! I don't give a damn where you sleep metal-beak."
"Why do youse get to pick where we sleep shorty?" Steelbeak asked.
Negaduck grabbed his collar, pulling him to where their faces were inches apart.
"Because I said so!" He threw the chief F.O.W.L agent on the ground and bent his arm back, causing him to howl in pain, "And don't you dare call me short again."
He released him, having Steelbeak rub his arm, but not objecting to Negaduck's suggestion again. They all grabbed their bags and started unpacking.
Meanwhile the female villains were busy setting up on how they're bunking. Some of them where fighting, but it was mostly on which bunk they wanted. Ammonia was sitting on the top bunk while her sister was underneath her. She was cleaning of the wall, making it sparkle.
"I'll bunk with Flygirl." Splatter Phoenix replied, looking over at the hippie.
"That's cool with me; do you want the top or bottom?"
"Bottom."
Camille and the Bugmaster decided to bunk and Dr. Matronic went to bunk with Clovis.
Just as the villains were finishing unpacking, an air horn sounded, making them all cringe and cover their ears. "What is that terrible noise?" Megavolt asked.
"Okay Villains, now it's time to meet up in the mess hall for lunch and to receive your first challenge," Chris' voice announced over the loudspeaker. "Move out!"
And it's time for the first challenge! Dun dun DUUUUUNNN! I wonder what's it's gonna be? If you all are wondering, you get to pick! Or I just choose by how much I like them… depends. And I open for you to make choices on what the challenges will be! I am sorry if your favorite villain isn't in here, but I could only choose so many and it was hard to find any girl villains! I have some idea on reality shows, but like I said, I'm open for suggestions! I will not steal all of them from the show and I'll be glad for the help!
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