After over 4000 years of hiding, one of the two most secret organizations on earth was about to raise its head.
"I still think this is a bad idea, aru."
"I agree, Beiji-san, but it would be imporite to not reveal our existence together."
"Kessesse- I am awesome!"
"Konig, that had nothing to do with the conversation."
"I don't care. Tomato- loving pussy- boys are too unawesome for the likes of the awesome me!"
"All will become one with Father Russia, da?"
"OMG, like, STFU or I will become your capital!"
"Ve~ gelato~"
"Get the fuck off me, matador bastard!"
"But Roma, you're so cute~"
"Yah! Too many tildes!"
"Darling, I have asked you before, not to break the fourth wall…"
"Ohnonon~ are things getting a little hot for little Roma?"
"Come here and say that to my face, snail bitch."
"Dudettes! Seriously! Trying to sneak around UN building here!"
"Well, if we'd made good use of my magical abilities or one of my excellent spying techniques we would've gotten here much sooner. Honestly, you'd think you learnt absolutely nothing during your- albeit brief- stay-"
"Great idea! We could have used jellied eel as plastic explosive!"
"WHAT! Jellied eels are delicious! And come to think of it, how are you even in the League anyway?"
"Mein Gott, can't you all just shut up! It was very hard to sneak fourteen people into this building in the first place-"
"Fifteen people, eh."
"Vancouver! When you get here?"
"I'm not Vancouver…"
"Funfzehn, then. And I am not letting you scheißkopfs ruin our revelation."
"We weren't trying to, aru."
"Gut. Let's move"
So 15 of the 200 members of the League were slowly moving through the air vents of the UN's Belgian headquarters. It was extremely uncomfortable, and rather precarious. Because you see, the thing is about air vents is that however many times they are used in movies, they aren't meant to hold people, and are not very good for climbing into, and out of, buildings. And these particular air vents were beginning to reach a very unsteady point…
"Okay, were right over the main hall. They're all down there, looking bored. It's time for our great reveal!"
Because you see, air vents are at their weakest right in the middle of a large room…
"All we need to do is crawl right over there to that grille in the middle of the room!"
And characters never listen to the author anyways.
"FOURTH WALL!"
"Ve~ Buda-san, who are you talking to?"
"No-one of great importance. Keep crawling."
Charmed. And when characters don't listen ("FOURTH WALL!") they tend to do very stupid things that the author has already said would happen.
"It's called foreshadowing."
Exactly.
So when fifteen people decide to crawl into the weakest part of an air vent, it is very likely the air vent is going to collapse.
"Eh?"
And that the people in it will fall into the room below.
"WHAT!" –CREAK- "SHIT!"
-CRASH-
"Crazy people are falling from the ceiling! Run! Women, children and Prussias first!"
"Like, what the hell is going on?"
"Curses! Foiled again!"
"POWER RANGERS TV SHOW REFERENCE!"
"Your breasts are mine, da ze~!"
"It is neither time nor place for this!"
"In retrospect, the vents were a bad idea..."
Suddenly an angry blonde German man pulled himself from the carnage of what was once the ceiling. To say he was pissed is like saying that Iceland's Fridge is an awesome crackfic.
"It really is, isn't it?"
Indeed, but still, the angry blonde German man, henceforth known as the Federal Republic of Germany, also known as Germany, was enraged.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP! WE CALLED THIS CONFERENCE TO SOLVE THE WORLDS PROBLEMS, NOT TO FIGHT ABOUT THE FACT WE HAVE JUST BEEN INTERUPPTED BY TEENAGERS FALLING FROM THE SKY. AND SINCE I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A MEETING, WE'LL FOLLOW MY RULES FROM HERE ON OUT. CALL SECURITY ON THESE KIDS, NO MORE SUBTLE MOLESTATION, AND COMPLETELY IGNORETHE GIANT MESS OF PLASTER ON THE FLOOR. NOW IF YOU HAVE ANY OBJECTIONS PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND BUT DO SO IN A WAY THAT DOES NOT MOCK OR REFERENCE MY COUNTRY'S PAST!"
"PASTAAAA~!"
"FOURTH WALL!"
Needless to say, the latter exclamation caused numerous groans from the teenage group. Only two of them actually knew what the 'fourth wall' was, and they still didn't get half the things that were apparently funny that accompanied it.
However, Germany had calmed down from his initial outburst and was now proceeding to call UN security. This would be extremely bad for the fourteen that would get kicked out (The fifteenth wouldn't be noticed) since it would mean they had lost probably their only chance to reveal themselves to the nations.
"Nooooooo~! Don't call the cops on us, man!"
"Non, Allemange, we have not introduced ourselves yet-"
"It would make us breaking the ceiling, admittedly by accident, pointless, aru."
"Don't you dare call fucking security, potato bastard~"
"Gah! Fucking Italian tildes!"
Germany finished typing in the security number and put his thumb on the 'call' button.
"Now give me one reason why I shouldn't push this button."
"That's easy! It's because we're…."
WOW, this is long for a first chapter. Well, it is for me anyway. So, what do you think? Love it? Hate it? If you've guessed who they are, tell me in a review. Remember, reviews = love!
Translations:
Scheißkopfs (German) = shitheads
Gut (German) = good
Funfzehn (German) = Fifteen
Oh, and I don't own Hetalia, (If I did, North England would be a character) Iceland's Fridge, (If I did it would be a lot longer) or Power Rangers (If I did, it wouldn't exist).
Merci beaucoup. DBM out.